#source: @incorrectclonequotes

[overheard-at-star-command]

Booster: The floor is lava! Buzz: *climbs onto the counter* XR: *pulls Mira off the sofa* Ty Parsec: *lays on the floor* Booster: ...are you okay? Ty: no.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Chloe: Why are you lying on the floor?

Nate: I'm depressed.

Chloe:

Nate: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sully?

[incorrectmasks]

Villain, over intercom after the team has made and executed five failed plans: Why are you all acting like this?

Delinquent: Oh, we're not acting. We really are just like this.

[incorrectsssscomic]

Emil: Tuuri! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Tuuri: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

[musewrangler]

I adore you Fox

Palpatine: I won’t forget this insolence.

Fox: I probably will, it’s nothing special.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Buzz: You know what I've realized? Ty Parsec: Some things are better left unsaid? Buzz: Nice try, anyways-

[overheard-at-star-command]

"I can't imagine what Zurg is planning. But I can tell you two things: we won't like it and it won't be legal."

~Buzz, during a strategy meeting

[overheard-at-star-command]

Warp: I have a problem. NOS-4-A2: Kill it. Warp: Could you chill for, like, two seconds?

[overheard-at-star-command]

Commander Nebula: So did everyone learn their lesson? Buzz: No. Mira: I did not. Booster: I may have actually forgotten one. XR: Also no. Rocket Crockett: Oh, good. neither did I. Ty Parsec: *exhausted sigh*

[overheard-at-star-command]

Mira: Look guys, I need help. Booster: Love help? Ty Parsec: Financial Help? Buzz: Emotional help? XR: Help moving a body? *everyone looks at XR* XR: What?

[overheard-at-star-command]

NOS-4-A2: I love disasters. Warp Darkmatter: Self-love is a healthy thing.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Ty Parsec: I feel fine. Buzz: You were stabbed. Ty: I've been stabbed before. Commander Nebula: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED!

[overheard-at-star-command]

Ty Parsec: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Buzz: All I drank was Redbull. Ty: How many? Buzz: 18.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Buzz: We'll find another route. It's not safe for amateur adventurers. Dr. Ozma Ferbana: That sounds like a challenge. Buzz: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Ozma: ...is exactly what you'd say to dissuade the weak from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Buzz: There is no challenge!

[overheard-at-star-command]

Warp: Don't correct me! Buzz: Don't be wrong!

[overheard-at-star-command]

Ty Parsec: Isn't this a bit dangerous? Mira: Ty, please, we've been in lots of unexpected predicaments before and we always escaped unhurt. Ty:... Mira:... Booster: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Ty:... XR: All right, we escaped unhurt once. Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.