#source: a random incorrect quotes generetor i found in google

[racetracks-fvckin-chair]

Davey: Wow, Pulitzer really hates us.

Jack: Yeah, maybe he is homophobic.

Davey: But we’re not gay, Jack.

Jack: ...

Davey: ...

Jack: We’re not?

[racetracks-fvckin-chair]

Jack: We have a problem.

Davey: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[racetracks-fvckin-chair]

Jack, reading the headline: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Race: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[racetracks-fvckin-chair]

Jack: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Davey: What?

Jack: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.