During a Tornado Warning:
Les: What do we do if the tornado hits us?
Spot: Uh, what do we do if the tornado hit us? I'm not sure, maybe get blown away by it?!
Race: No, no, you hide under a doorway.
Katherine: No, no, no. That's an earthquake.
Davey: Actually, they say you're not supposed to do that anymore.
Albert: Who cares what they say not to do for something that's not happening.
Jack: They say that you should go towards the eye of the storm.
Spot: Where’s the eye of the storm, Jack?
Jack: I don’t know…
Spot: That’s what I thought.
Crutchie: Tell someone you trust.
Jack: No Crutchie, that's only if the tornado's molesting you.
*bonus*
Race: Okay, this is just a drill! Everyone grab a clutch buddy!
(Race grabs onto Spot)
Spot: Oh, get off me! No!
Race: Hold on to me!
Spot: Get off me!
Race: I am saving your life!
Spot: I don’t wanna be saved by you!
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jack: Spot Conlon is- well he's the type of guy who's always thinking about one thing
davey: girls?
jack: no-
davey: is it... yahknow
jack: it's murder dave, murder
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Alright well its long overdue for this
100 notes and I'll finish my slow burn "Shared Dorm Syndrome" by May
150 notes and ill write a newsies fic in the au of the Inheritance Games
300 notes and ill write one for the second book too
1000 ill do the third book as well
1500 ill also do the fourth
100000 and ill do the fifth once it comes out in July
OK I need yall to know that im not rewriting the entire book with the newseis characters but I will put the characters in the plots of each book I'm just not rewriting the whole damn thing
Yall r a fucking pain in my ass you know that?
Update: ok each person is only allowed to do 20 notes
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David: So when I’m autistic it makes me awkward and weird. But when you’re autistic your just stoic and intimidating.
Spot: *Completely non-verbal just looking at David with a blank expression.*
David: God they’re right, you’re just so cool…
Inspired by this post!
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Spot, trying to pull Denton up from the side of a cliff: I can't hold on Denton, you're too heavy!
Denton: pretend I'm a Newsie, Spot
*Spot's grip loosens*
Denton: NOT JACK, NOT JACK!
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Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains
Jack: A ray of hope for Race then
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Jack: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
David: Oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and father forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity.
Jack:
Jack: I can't tell if you're joking or not.
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Spot: There ain’t no crime in being a thief!
Davey: …What a thief does is take someone’s property without their permission. Which is a crime.
Jack: Not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind :)
Davey:
Davey: That was very smooth.
Spot: I will steal both your organs and money.
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davey, facedown into a pillow: I hate him
sarah, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?
davey: I can be multifaceted!
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Day 4 of Found 'Em in a Dumpster
David: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
@newsiesficchallenges
(pretend I posted this yesterday)
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Davey: I just have trouble pressuring people into buying a headline they don’t want.
Jack: Well, that’s selfish.
Davey: Actually, I think it’s the opposite of selfish.
Jack: Come on, Davey, you’re better than this. Look at Brooklyn. Spot Conlon sold a shelf. Not just the papes on the shelf. He sold an actual shelf.
Davey: Yeah, well, that’s Spot. Guys a machine.
Meanwhile:
Spot: (just standing there, menacingly)
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newsies as things said during my rehearsal
Spot: I think we need to let Race make less creative choices
Davey: why
Spot: when doing my scene after I said my line he stared at the audience for a solid three minutes
Davey: oh
Spot: he made sure to make eye contact
Race: the good thing about my role is since I say my lines in a really weird way nobody will notice if I stare distantly for five minutes because I forgot my line
Davey: if someone could tell me anything that lead to this situation I would refrain from killing them
Race: so I decided to audition for this play
Davey: I might need to kill you first actually
Albert: who the fuck moved my fake gun because I swear to god I will get a real one
Jack: if another person tries to change the blocking in a way that makes the shitty parts of set visible I'm going to kill someone- Davey- Davey no, no, absolutely not
Albert: Race has been talking about how when we were in makeup and he went to show me so I grabbed his chin for half an hour someone shut him up
Spot: sorry, I applied his lipstick a year ago and he still brings it up every time we talk
Jack: I feel like it should be known that if I had the choice between community service and another minute here, I will still would say community service is a measly punishment
Kath: I think you were Race in a past life
Kath: I like women holy shit
Jack: that offends me
Kath: I like women and would totally peg Jack
Jack: ...better
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BOROUGH WHAT GAVE ME BOITH
FRIENDLIEST PLACE ON OITH
PAY US A VISIT AND SEE WHAT WE MEANS
AND WHEN YA DO (WHEN YA DO) (WHEN YA DO)
WE'LL KICK YA HALFWAY TO QUEENS
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Racetrack: Some guy tried to stab me and stole my favorite jacket.
Davey: Wtf are you okay?
Davey: You didn't tell me you got stabbed!
Racetrack: Yeah, because it's not a big deal, let's focus on the bigger issue.
Racetrack: My jacket.
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Jack: And JoJo? You were raised by nuns, I expected way better from you.
JoJo: Okay, but your point? The nuns didn't raise no bitch.
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Judge: I find you all guilty of-
Spot: Objection, lack of evidence
Judge: You can’t just-
Race: Objection, lack of bitches
Judge: But-
Spot: Objection, lack of a father
Judge:
Race: Objection, lack of a hairline
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