#source: linepoetry incorrect quotes generator

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Toono: I hardly slept last night.

Shikatani: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Toono: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Yaguchi: [gay panic]

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix and Lucius in jail together

Bellatrix: Who should we call?

Lucius: I'd say Narcissa, but I'm safer in jail

[faefaye]

Any Tarot Club member except Alger and Cattleya: How do I deal with my enemies?

Gehrman: Kill them.

Tarot Club member: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Gehrman: Kill them only a little?

[drklushka]

Beetlejuice: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Lydia:

Lydia: Beetlejuice, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Beetlejuice: *Sips coffee from bowl*

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Akemi: Is that a hickey?

Toono: No, it’s a mosquito bite!

Kashima: *walks in* Hey, guys!

Akemi: Hey, mosquito.

[faefaye]

Klein: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Azik: Is that literal or figurative?

Klein, thinking: The fact that I have to specify…

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Fujisaki: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night...

Itome: You were flirting with Yuri. 

Fujisaki: So what? He's my partner. 

Itome: You asked him if he was single. 

Fujisaki: 

Itome: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

[faefaye]

Will: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Klein: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[faefaye]

Roselle: (standing with his back turned) I’ve been expecting you, Zhou Mingrui.

Klein: How did you do that without turning around?

Roselle: … To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Toono: Dude-

Yaguchi: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Yaguchi: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me dude??

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Tamura: Thank you all for coming.

Shikatani: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.

Tamura: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the 'Fuck Tamura Task Force'.

Toono: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Shikatani: I told Toono his ears flush when he lies.

Kashima: Why?

Shikatani: Look.

Shikatani: Hey, Toono! Do you love us?

Toono, covering his ears: No!

Kashima:

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Yaguchi: I feel like doing something stupid.

Tamura: I’m stupid, do me.

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Akemi: We need a distraction.

Toono: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Yuri: My time has come~

[ybc-incorrect-quotes]

Tamura: Jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that.

Yaguchi: You’ve been?

Tamura: Once...in Monopoly.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: In light of what you did to me, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Narcissa: Forty-five seconds?!

Bellatrix: No! Four TO five seconds

Narcissa, already hugging her: Too late!