#source: raptordinoblog

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Medic, with a slingshot and Archimedes: ITS ANGRY BIRDS TIME!!

Heavy in the back:

Heavy: DOKTOR, NO!

Medic: DOKTOR, YES!

Archimedes:

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Medic, looking at Archimedes: BIRD UP!!

Archimedes:

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Any Merc to Saxton Hale(during fight):How would you like to suck my balls!?

(South park reference)

I presume this is said seconds before he charges them

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Scout: everythings shaped like a baseball these days, so bonkable.

Spy:Like your ego, I see.

Scout: Yeah, like- waaait a minute.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Spy.