#source: verocitea

[bitbc-incorrect-quotes-archive]

(At some point in the future...)

(Strawberry Shortcake posts a picture of herself, Orange Blossom, and their daughter covered in flour and cake mix)

Strawberry Shortcake: Me and the fam having a fun night baking! What are you guys doing tonight?

(Huckleberry Pie posts a picture of his and Blueberry Muffin's son sleeping on his lap while Blueberry takes pictures in the background)

Huckleberry Pie: I have to pee, but I’m legally not allowed to move.

(Lime Chiffon posts a pic of her exasperated face while her daughter plays video games in the background)

Lime Chiffon: Someone please tell me how to get a child to do SOMETHING other than play Minecraft 24/7!

(Raspberry Tart posts a pic of her and the walls covered in paint, as Bread Pudding's son runs rampant)

Raspberry Tart: Bread's off at work, so I'm babysitting...

(Lemon Meringue posts a pic of her and Sour Grapes at a party)

Lemon Meringue: LOL, what’s a child?