#source:critical role

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Monty: You see, this is just a simple tool.

Felicity: Is that your new nickname?

Monty: What?

Felicity: Simple tool

Monty: ...

Monty: You know what, that's fair, I'll take that. That was a good one.

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Fabricio: We’re drinking vampire blood wine? Nita: Aren’t we all? Kovit: That is a very fair point. Fabricio: Very true. But you’re draining a vampire for good wine? Nita: Aren’t we all? Kovit: Yeah, okay. Yeah. That’s a good point.

[truthfulkingslayer]

Mor: Nature heals. And sometimes it heals a little stupid, but it does heal.

[duchessofdont]

Alexa: Nature heals. And sometimes it heals a little stupid, but it does heal.

[incorrect-transformers]

Megatron: Why won’t you just lie down and die with dignity?!

Starscream: I don't do anything with dignity!

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Monty: When I doubt, if something goes wrong, just...nudity. it usually works.

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Lockwood: I'm disappointed in you, master Montague!

Monty: That means...literally nothing to me.

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Percy: Are we ready to do this? Are you ready to make a damn fool out of yourself?

Monty: I'm always ready to make a damn fool out of myself!

[truthfulkingslayer]

Nesta: Profundity and absurdity are deeply in love. They go hand in hand.

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Adrian: Well, my social anxiety is getting the better if me. I'm taking a walk, goodbye!

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Monty: *is walking around after a party finishing off the half drunk drinks*

Joanna: You're going to have the shits later

Monty: Probably

Percy: You're a trash person *takes the last drink, drinks it and salutes*