#spamton value network

[crtter]

The whole stream was hilarious but this was my favorite part, hands down.

[val-of-the-north]

All Spamtons are valid. Treat them with care

[3dpinball]

same

[s-guacamolearts]

Top 10 images that could instantly kill a 16th century peasant

[molabuddy]

waking up this fine monday to discover that spamton value network was an actual thing that happened yesterday & not just an elaborate nightmare i had

[otosquinklus]

spamton love network!! ❤️❤️

[trouslinabone]

I think this is what the ERROR message in the Valentine's Day SVN thing said:

WHEN AN ERROR IS DETECTED I SEE THE INTENSITY OF MY FEARS SURGING THROUGH ME LIKE SUSPICIOUS WAVES. ERRORS SCARE ME FROM MY CALL ! LIFE PROMISED ME IT'LL- The only thing I'm not confident about is the "MY CALL" There's two other lines there.

I think it could be like... MR. CAULK or something?? Maybe??? But that doesn't fit with anything we know about thus far. Maybe MR. CRAZY! !??? It doesn't make sense. Make it make sense.

Edit: Actually, okay, there is a name that fits up with it that could be it.

CAIU. There's still an extra line, but it looks similar to the other exclamation point, so it could be like CAIU! !

But it actually *is* a name.

So, in this context, the final line might actually me "ERRORS SPARE ME FROM MR. CAIU ! LIFE PROMISE ME IT'LL-"

My eyed hurt now from studying this blurry ass image.

[sh309]

Small tv dude fanart he scares me so much

[hereforthehaunts]

new meme format just dropped

[cryptid-on-a-string]

I finally got around to watching the spamton value network stream, and holy shit I feel like I aged a thousand lifetimes (complimentary)

[bogos-bint3d]

I wonder if the alternate ending to the spamton sweepstakes will be released soon?

[crtter]

Thinking about how Spamton kept referring to his pipis as “the boys” during the whole sweepstakes event... I used to think they were like, just something his body produced (kind of how birds lay unfertilized eggs) that he used for self-defense and didn’t care much about but he DOES come off like he’s pretty attached to them, doesn’t he? He even doesn’t like people he doesn’t know referring to them as eggs!

I’m starting to think he truly considers them his children, even if, you know. They don’t seem to hatch into anything viable.

[inbarfink]

Trying to figure out any sort of meaningful ‘Lore’ off the Spamton Value Network is almost certainly a fool’s errand, but I do think it might be useful in terms of analyzing Spamton’s character. Cause yeah, none of this actually happened in the canon of the game… but it’s still what Canon Spamton would have done.

If Spamton canonically got this sudden windfall of popularity, influence and love - he would’ve used up that opportunity the same way. He would’ve tried selling shoddy merchandise, he would’ve built a TV Webcast Shopping Network/Cult dedicated entirely to scamming people and worshipping him.

It would be nice to imagine that if Spamton got to experience another chance at being a [[BIG SHOT]], and one that’s actually built on actual genuine love and sympathy for him at that, rather than just [[HOT SALES!!]] - he would actually use it in a better, more constructive way. But that’s… well, that’s the essence of Spamton’s whole tragedy.

Spamton’s is a Darkner representation of Spam-Email, it is literally part of his essence to be a skivvy immoral scam-artist. That’s what his puppet strings are always guiding him towards, that’s the existential nightmare he tired so hard to escape from, the freedom from this fate is the [[Heaven]] he was looking for. Even though he was only able to try and escape it within the confines of Spam-Mails, all scams and deals and BIG SHOTs.

No one can choose who they are in this world, and Spamton can’t choose to not be the kind of person who, if given the opportunity, would kidnap famed Internet personality wayneradiotv.

[spaceiis0daz]

the spamton value network stream is a shining example of why we need analog comedy

please. someone make an analog comedy series i would so watch it oh my god

[smellslikebot]

i just found out youtube saved the chat messages i sent in the spamton value network stream even though they didn't keep the chat replay up (read from bottom to top)

[snowysdarkworld]

Every time Spamton's name was misspelled durning the Spamton Sweepstakes compilation:

"Spanetom"

"Spam ton" (Yes, I'm counting this one.)

"Spamon"

"Spatmon"

(These two are especially funny because there's two in a row, they got corrected while the graphic was on screen, and they spelled it right the first time this graphic showed up.)

"Spamon" (Again)

"Spamtin"

"Spamon" (For the third time)

You're welcome, and God Bless Spatmon.