#spitefulgames

[etherealdryad]

even when you try so hard, never.

[the-red-rainy-perytons]

Me: Can I buy this mug?

Mom: No, you already have too many mugs. You don't need it

Me: *pulling out wallet* we'll see about that

Later:

Me: Damn, I have no place to put this.

Brother: then why'd you get it?

Me: To spite our spawn point

[malibvnghts]

@spitefulgames​ / sc.

            “  what a rare sight seeing you here  ,  josef . . . if you’re here  ,  either you’ve got a message or i’m in trouble  .  ”

[akumanoken]

@spitefulgames​  (cont)

Nothing in particular...

The runes on the ground that were quickly waved away and the way he looked off to the side suggested something completely different, but he wasn’t going to argue with him.  Not today.  “I see...”

The single observation made him straighten up some, a soft pink on his cheeks as he looked away himself.  “You haven’t... personal business...”  Painful personal business, and with his companion so easily accessible, this last full moon was near unbearable.  Shoulders squared and lips thinned in irritation.  

[makkiro]

@spitefulgames​ ASKED:

His hand swatted Makki's away as the boy tried to poke at the bandages on his face. "I told you I'm fine. Just leave it.". He huffed slightly. There was no way he was going to fess up to his team mate about getting into a fight. Coach was already eyeing him up. (;3 for seijoh milin)

. 花 . 

Hanamaki, as the good senpai he is, just snorts. “You? Fine? You look like you got your ass handed to you!” Well, it wasn’t that bad. But who was he to not exaggerate the situation a little. Takahiro shook his head, not letting Milin swatting his hands away deter him from going in for another poke. 

“You gotta stop hanging around troublemakers, man. You’ll get your pretty little face remodled otherwise, and then what you gonna do about it?”

[illunaris-archived]

🔲 - In general - How long does it take for them to have sex with someone they find appealing if that someone shows interest into them as well? [Cloud and Reno[

Cloud:

Cloud is veeeeery picky. Most people just annoy him too much for him to even realize they are attractive, but if the stars align and there is someone who really catches his interest AND is tolerable, he is relatively quick to go get a hotel room and then never see or talk to that person again. He doesn’t only satisfy his sexual needs this way but also has some company that way. That man is just touch starved fkjebgkrh

Reno:

If Reno is attracted to somebody he will do his darnest best to innitiate things and he’s quite successful. He is quick to end up in bed with somebody but the interest usually never lasts beyond a night or two and he’ll quickly find somebody else. Reno is quite content being single and ready to conquer and choose whenever he wants.

[lonedivinity-archived]

@spitefulgames​  /  sc.

            painted lips curl into a smile when he sees the person in the cot stir  ,  “  awake now  ,  are you  ??  ”  the alchemist asks  ,  turning in his seat to face the other  ,  “  you slept quite deeply . . . you must have been tired  ,  ”  he muses  .

[lorddiiavolo]

@spitefulgames​ said:

XD that's cute though

you’d be the first to ever say that in regards to my interactions w spiders asdfg

[raichoose-moved]

FOR EVERY PERSON THAT SENDS ME ✭ I WILL GIVE YOU A RANDOM HEADCANON ABOUT MY MUSE. - Accepting

@spitefulgames​ asked: ⭐⭐ one for kabuto, one for Guzmaaaa.

Kabuto’s favorite snacks are shrimp chips, prawn crackers, rice crackers, takoyaki, and seaweed tempura. He tries his best to eat healthily, both because of his own skills and training as a medic and because Orochimaru’s right-hand-man needs to be in peak physical shape. As a result, he tends to lean towards seafood, rice, eggs, and vegetables for meals. He thus likes to have similar snacks! 

Guzma started experimenting with makeup to hide the bruises and cuts from his father’s abuse. Even after moving to Sinnoh, he still tends to at least wear eye shadow out of habit. On the brighter side, this has led to him assisting the Grunts and others with their own hair dye and makeup, and he’s getting better at doing face paint for Halloween costumes. 

[lilacasia]

Have a terry who is confused about what a new years kiss is.

            ah . . . his sweet  ,  innocent darling . . .  “  some people don’t care much for it  ,  some people are just romantics  ,  ”  casia explains  ,  “  the last kiss of the previous year and the first of the new one . . . kinda symbolic  ,  don’t you think  ??  ”             casia doesn’t hesitate to reach up and cup terry’s face  ,  shifting to press a light kiss to the other’s lips as if to bestow a blessing to the male  .  “  happy new year  ,  darling . . . may the archons guide and protect you  ,  ”  he said  .

[sweethurtss]

You go party. I’ll just get drunk on my own with a hand down my pants. (Milin and Wakatoshi)

“Milin, that was needlessly vulgar... and we’re both well aware that I would not enjoy attending a party. I only go to those things for you,” he pointed out. “If you do not wish to go, then I’ll be spending the night in also... though I don’t believe my own hand will find its way down my pants. I think I’ll just read then.”

[aninevitablemultimuse]

@spitefulgames said: “You have sprinkles in your hair.” (witchy beans!) 

Kenma’s not entirely convinced he’s not being messed with here. After all, how could he have gotten sprinkles in his hair and not known about it? It’s possible, but Kenma likes to think he’s more observant than that. Still, he’s happy enough to play along for now - just in case he’s not being messed with and looks stupid for denying it outright.

“Oh, do I?” He runs his hand through his hair to check, and, sure enough, comes away with a sprinkle stuck between his fingers. Another falls in front of his face as he’s still looking at the first one, and Kenma blinks in surprise.

Well, despite looking silly, it’s giving him the opportunity to get his hair touched, and he’d be a fool to let that go.

“Will you get them out for me?”

[stxrnenstxub-archive]

@spitefulgames​ »  💔 [Milin - Daichi] | Send a Heart for a Specific Kiss! | closed

💔 for a interrupted kiss

“ you know milin, you can’t just tell hinata that if he jumped higher he’d make better hits. who knows what the idiot is now dying to try? “ he knew hinata too well to know he’d try anything to jump higher now. even milin should know, that he should mind his words around the young spiker. “ you’re just adding fuel to the fire--- “ before daichi could even end his sentence, he felt a pair of lips pressed against his. not even quick enough to react, much less retort, milin tugged at his bottom lip with his teeth, hand slapping daichi’s hips before he let go, turning towards the door that was just opening up as sugawara peaked his head through the crack.

... oi. daichi glared at the back of milin’s head, cheeks still heating up as the captain walked over to the other setter. “ i’ll just do some serves, so stay out of my way. “

[malibvnghts]

@spitefulgames​  /  ♡ ‘d

            “  if you are torturing my children  ,  i will murder you  ,  ”  he threatens  .  the other might be older  ,  but that doesn’t mean it excuses him from putting his poor felines through embarrassing scenarios  .

[akumanoken]

@spitefulgames​

He hadn’t noticed he was there, in his preoccupation, but now that he had, the presence was almost overbearing.  His lip caught between teeth, eyes scanning the nearly bare form before looking away.  “I’m not up to anything,” he said with a soft scoff.  “I’m heading off for a couple of days.  I’ll see you after...”

Of course, with that as a parting view, the full moon was going to be... difficult, but he was sure he could manage.

[artificeheart-a]

make my muse choose // accepting. @spitefulgames​ // Rosaline [Victor or Lucien]

IT IS A DIFFICULT DECISION, especially when she considers her relationships with the two men — with Lucien, who was always kind to her despite his betrayals, & with Victor, who despite his cold exterior was always so terribly fond of her in ways she could never understand. In the end, it was clear who she would choose, considering the things she had put them both through.

❝I think... I would choose Victor.❞ It is an admission that digs claws of guilt into her soul, but in the end, it was Victor who was willing to do so much for her, who was willing to save people despite his own feelings — where Lucien had kept her safe despite his mission, it was Victor who had been selfless enough to let her die even though he never wished to.

❝Even if I love them both equally... Lucien has done things that have upset me time & time again, even if I hate to admit it..❞