#splatoon confessions

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i think side order was the perfect difficulty for splatoon's player's range of skills. side order was too short? too bad, skill issue, get worse.

[artichao]

"Everyone in the Splatoon community is LGBT+ in some way"

And let me tell you the queer power that Splatoon holds is so powerful that I, a nonbinary with genderfluid tendencies, once started questioning my identity so hard for an entire day thinking I was actually ftm transgender purely because my (trans) octoling boy looked SO good I was filled with absolute gender envy.

So if I, somebody already absolutely queer, was questioning my gender due to THE POWER OF SPLATOON I am convinced there ain't a single Splatoon player out there who hasn't questioned their gender/sexuality at least once and it's all because of funny cephalopods.

[necrowmancyorsmth]

Honestly, makes perfect sense that the catalog has reruns, I missed the first drizzle season and finally have my chance, and the way they handled it means there’s new items along side the old stuff

Really excited, hope I get it to 100 in the first month!!!

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once i saw some discourse over achts gender before i went to sleep and then i dreamed that side order came out and there was just like a ui element saying their pronouns that changed to a different set every five seconds

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they should have given us neo agent 3s broken hero suit as a reward for beating alterna!!!! I need to look cunty!!!!!!!!!!!!

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is it just me or are splatfests not fun anymore

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Ngl side order was a little less dark than i thought it'd be. The teaser had a darker feel to it and i loved that. Side order is still really good though!

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gonna be absolutely completely honest, if you hate Pearl and Frye for being "ugly" I don't think we can be friends

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i really love how for side order they gave agent 8 a whole new face rig (like deep cut's) just to make them more squibby woobly. love that silly octopus

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i find it funny that the splatfest salt lasted so shortly and was cut off by the direct. side order brings us together

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I feel so bad for acht. they are in the TRENCHES as the aro third wheel and I know their pain ✊😔

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splatoons are furries

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So a lot of people love asynchronous rondo and hate pinging miracle, right? Well I feel like I'm the only person that is opposite. I kinda despise the noises it makes but that big ball guy? Yeah. Yep. Uh huh. Gotta love him. Why does everyone hate my son? He is just ball. Perfectly round. I love him.

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i’m really sad we didn’t get dyed tips for completing side order☹️ I KNOWW we got inkopolis square but it would of been so awesome

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noticed a weird up-tick in religious splat-posts after side order release I mean given the 2 it/its characters, 1 they/them and the most obvious lesbians on earth it becomes increasingly more obvious what prompted them but like splatoon was always a lil fruity. hell, nintendo as a whole has been a little fruity

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If side order isn't as good as the octo expansion i will eat my splatoon 3 cartridge.