#stage 2 of nosy bitch disease

[ironmanstan]

Wish i knew every language in the whole world and the fact i dont is ableist sexist racist aphobic etc need i go on

[snowcrystaltodoroki]

Obanai:Coming up on really scary places, we put three friends to the test! Theses friends are staying five nights at Freddy Fazbear pizza! Let's meet the contestants,babe

Aio:I think we can do this I'm not scared I'm a perfectionist

Shinobu:Are there ghosts here? I've ghosted a lot of guys, so I have experience

Mitsuri:Scary places are scary, but what's even scarier is bad make up,Buy my new make up kit,Glow glow glow at-

Obanai:Will they survive Five Night's at Freddy's? Let's do it!?

Shinobu:Okay I think it's recording

Mitsuri:So not only did Obanai make us come on this show, we have to work the camera's too?

Aio:So not watermelon

Shinobu:This place is gross

Mitsuri:Literally, no one has cleaned this place in like, years

Aio:Oh my god, can we breathe in a disease here?!

Mitsuri:How do you breathe in a disease?

Aio:By taking a breath, Mitsuri

Shinobu:Why is it blinking?

Aio:What's blinking?

Shinobu:The computer

Mitsuri:I don't know Let's turn it on

(They turn on the computer)

(Static nosies on the computer)

Random person:Hello? I'm Prudence if you're watching this video, that means we're dead

Random person 2: Shut up Prudence, we're not dead. Hurry up and record this stupid video

Prudence: I was adding some drama Zack. Listen, you need to get out of that place! We almost died!! And there's- and chika tried to- so leave now before they-

(Computer shuts down)

Aio:The fuck was that?

Mitsuri:Her voice was so annoying

Shinobu:I felt like ripping my ears off

Aio:So what are we supposed to do?

Mitsuri:I don't know

Shinobu:I think we're supposed to explore or something

Aio:Let's just get this over with,get the camera's

Mitsuri:Wait, are we going alone?

Aio:Yeah, that's the whole point

Mitsuri:But it's super dark

Shinobu:Don't be a baby, Mitsuri

Mitsuri:Fuck you Shinobu, I'm not a baby

Aio:Both of you shut up, Let's do this

(With Mitsuri)

Mitsuri:Ew, whoever hired this interior decorator needs brain diarrhea. So it's like dark, but other than that there's like, nothing scary except this furniture and like the creepy, machine things behind me. I think they're called animorphics. Wait.., why are those curtains open? Okay those curtains were just closed

(With Aio..)

Aio:I'm in the supply closet right now... I think it's a closet for supplies... So many creepy things like this *shows picture of bucket and mop* Seriously, it gives me chills I just want to get these hours over with, and... *hears footsteps* What the fuck, Shinobu? Mitsuri? Mitsuri??

Mitsuri:Oh my gosh! What?

Aio:We're you walking?

Mitsuri:Does it look like I'm walking?

Aio:Just answer the damn question

Mitsuri:No, I haven't moved for like, two minutes

Aio:I heard footsteps I'm not crazy I was standing here, and then- oH mY gOd!! MITSURI!

Mitsuri:What? Oh my gosh, what happened?

Aio:I saw the fucking bunny!

Mitsuri:What are you talking about?

Aio:The bunny from the stage!

Mitsuri:The animorphic?

Aio:The animictronic is in the closet, Mitsuri, I saw it

Mitsuri:But there all on the stage? (Checks stage) oH mY gOsH!

Aio:I TOLD YOU!

Mitsuri:Somebody stole them!

Aio:We're the only ones in the building you stupid bitch

(With Shinobu...)

Shinobu:This is so dumb who puts pizza on the wall? *sees Freddy* No

Aio:Shinobu, are you okay?!

Shinobu:Yeah, Oh my gosh Mitsuri, did you steal the animatronics?

Mitsuri:No! What the fuck?

Aio:Did you see one of them?

Shinobu:Yeah in the bathroom

Aio:Oh my god

Mitsuri:You saw one?!

Shinobu:I'm not repeating myself

Aio:We need to figure out where all of the fucking animictronics went

(Freddy Laughs)

Mitsuri:oH mY gOsH!!

Shinobu:Ahhh...

Aio:Run!!

Mitsuri:wHyYYyYy What the fuck was that laugh?!

Shinobu:Giyuu?

Aio:Didn't they say something about closing doors or some shit?

Shinobu:It's the buttons

Mitsuri:THE CHICKEN!!

Aio:Shinobu hit the button!

(Door closes)

Mitsuri:We are literally gonna die!

Aio:Shut up! We need to becarful because the people said we need to conserve electricity

Shinobu:What does that mean?

Mitsuri:How can electricity be political?

Aio:What the fuck are you talking about?

Mitsuri:Conserve electricity? Is there a liberal electricity to? How are we supposed to choose?

Shinobu:We can ask Rengoku

Aio:It means we can't use a lot of the power supply, like keeping both doors closed

(Animictronic at the door)

Mitsuri:Aio, hit the button!

Shinobu:This is so annoying

Aio:*closes door GO AWAY!

Mitsuri:Seriously, it's just getting super titius now

Aio:We get it you're a robot, and you're scary

Mitsuri:Maybe we can pour water on them

Aio:Shut up Mitsuri

(Beeping)

Aio:The power supply is dropping, we have to open the doors

Mitsuri:No, they'll kill us!!

Shinobu:Wait, I have an idea *pushes Mitsuri to the door

Mitsuri:Shinobu!

Aio:What are you-

Shinobu:*pushes Aio towards the other door*

Aio:What the fuck?

Shinobu:There

Mitsuri:Why would you do that?

Shinobu:I'm using your asses to keep the doors closed

Aio:Shinobu that's the stupidest thing you've ever-

(Lights go out)

Mitsuri:Did we break something?

(Victory music plays)

Shinobu:Ew, what is this music?

Aio:That means we won,oh my god

Mitsuri:Shinobu, how did you know this would work?

Shinobu:I know everything

Aio:Ummm I think we broke the doors