#stan the traumatized gay cat dad

[rusted-soldier]

I am guessing that Alpine’s paws never touch the ground unless they have to. Going out with Bucky? In his jacket. Hanging out at home? In his arms. He’s getting her food? He lifts her onto the windowsill with her food bowl so she can see the skyline. Going to sleep? Bucky is carrying her to his bed. That cat is spoiled and Bucky has no intention of stopping.

[mosspetal]

whats ur hcs for the modern thunderclan background characters?

ok so I think I’ll just do spotfur’s generation, bc that’s the one I’m Emotionally Attached to

Spotfur

-kinda the de facto leader of the group

-very perceptive and has absurdly good intuition but nobody believes her

-master procrastinator

-large crowds can be overwhelming, especially when she was younger, because of all the Feelings(tm) clashing in the air

-big buff and fluff, can bench press every cat in modern ThunderClan

-bi demigirl

-what no I’m not projecting slythfhvhbtrfv

Stemleaf:

-doesn’t Understand people

-very good planner

-the only reason Spotfur gets anything done

-a lot more warm and genuine around spot and Briss than the other apprentices

-hates his entire family except for eaglewing

-pan

-twiggy stick man, skinny and tufty

-was a douche as an apprentice but after having a very emotional confrontation with Spotfur he got better

Briss:

-doesn’t really people but isn’t a big organizer either

-master hugger

-smol and droopy-furred

-bi and aro

-especially close to her dad

Flipclaw

-tall and awkward

-has a goatee

-sokoke tabby

-rlly close to his cousin Lightleap

-the two of them are glorious wholesome friends together

-had a definite crush on Feather

-disaster bi

Thriftear

-very agile and quick

-spotfur’s rival

-lowkey evil but not an actual threat yet

-plumstone’s best friend

-good liar

-mild douchebag

-too busy scheming to worry about romance

Plumstone

-disaster lesbian

-she and Spotfur used to be best friends but plumstone kinda screwed her over and now they hate each other

-basically just the popular mean girl stereotype

-kinda hates her parents but isn’t gonna do anything about it

Shellfur

-dumb

-if thriftear, plumstone, and him were the plastics he’d be Karen

-literally just an idiot that’s his entire personality

-also kinda a jerk but not as bad as the other two

-trans, gay, and ace

-him and leafshade are best friends, ultimate mlm-wlw solidarity

Eaglewing

-babey!!!

-absolute babey

-how did such a dysfunctional family produce such a babey? idk

-dating flywhisker

-functional pan

-only one of her siblings that was never terrible

-fluffy and soft, would make a good bed

-probably loved briarlight as a kit and was very sad when she died

Flywhisker

-adhd

-still kinda traumatized by twigbranch tbh

-disaster lesbian

-has been crushing hard on eaglewing since they were apprentices

-when she was younger she was Anxiety Incarnate

-now she’s a lot more confident

-surprisingly good at roasting ppl

Snaptooth

-as dumb as his dad but much less short-tempered

-enjoys roasting ppl but isn’t as good at it as his sis

-trans and het

-is this an au or a headcanon? idk but I hc that his litter was adopted and they’re descended from the sisters, he can see ghosts

-can we pls have snaptooth and rootspring bonding moments

BONUS ROUND

playing among us

Spotfur: an amazing crewmate and a decent impostor. god-tier intuition but nobody believes her so she just accuses the impostor of venting, she’s right

Stemleaf: a good crewmate and a good impostor. notices a lot of little clues that others would miss. finishes tasks efficiently enough but prefers to vote out the impostor

Briss: a good crewmate and a terrible impostor. nervous and bad at lying, and whenever she’s impostor she kills in front of a witness, and vents to another one, and it’s a disaster. when she’s a crewmate she finishes her tasks super fast and camps cams for the rest of the round. most likely to get framed out of everyone

Flipclaw: just generally bad at the game. is really bad at hiding it when he dies. always gets stuck on the swipe card task, hates Simon Says and calibrate distributor, will not go into electrical without a buddy

Thriftear: a good crewmate an an amazing impostor. really good at lying but also really good at not being noticed. ridiculously trigger happy but manages to pull it off. she and Spotfur trade kills so much to the point where if one of them dies first it’s clear who the impostor is

Plumstone: a decent crewmate and a decent impostor. she loves when she and thriftear are the impostors together. relies super heavily on sabotages. when she’s a crewmate she finishes her tasks but isn’t good at figuring out the impostor

Shellfur: bad at the game but in a funny way. will always vote stemleaf no matter what. perpetually sus. not good at tasks and can never remember his alibi

Eaglewing: a good crewmate and a bad impostor. always feels guilty when she kills someone. good at voting the right people out but doesn’t trust her own intuition, actually knows how to use doorlog

Flywhisker: a decent crewmate and a good impostor. camps admin. uses the vents all the time. isn’t good at tasks but never skips a vote. always catches impostors in weird, clever ways

Snaptooth: an okay crewmate and a decent impostor. really trigger happy but unlike thriftear he’s not good at it. him and shellfur as impostors are the ultimate chaotic duo. never uses sabotage. stans the tree task, probably watches tree task asmr or something

[dawniebb]

I’m tired so let’s talk about crack headcanons

May I present you

The Team Sketch as Trauma the Animation World Seeded In me (cause’ it’s the only type of media I consume) and Still Haunts Me to This Day:

Nova:

-”The movie wasn’t about VictorxEmily. It was about Emily learning she can’t just fix her life by ruining somebody else’s. Pls stop talking shit about Victoria.” -C o r a l i n e. -Unironically likes Despicable Me bc Found Family trope (but she hates the Minions like any thinking individual would do). -”Really folks pls leave Victoria alone what did she ever do to you?” -Unironically likes Robots even though she hasn’t watched that shit in 11 years. -Won't watch Legend of Korra but she can’t think of an specific reason why she won’t. -Phineas & Ferb bc clever jokes™ -*Patiently waits for the Catrademption* *wants Adora to choke her*

-Thinks Megamind is underrated and everyone should watch it bc good shit.

-Can and WILL fight everyone who talks shit about The Boxtrolls bc why would you find flaws in an animated movie that harshly criticizes rich people and the government :) THE CHEESE IS A METAPHOR :)

Adrian:

- *Cries in LAIKA* -"You know, like that one scene in Spirited Away where...” -*Cries in Ghibli* -Still not over the fact Brave won the Oscar over ParaNorman - *Screams "PARANORMAAAAAN" during Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark bc same vibes* -"I heard there’s gay people in Ocean Waves” -*Watches Storks 263719173 times* - *Respects Frankenweenie bc of the dog and its animation although he doesn’t care that much about the plot* -ATLA is God. -TDP is the Holy Spirit. -"LOOOOOL THE MAIN VILLAIN IN KIPO IS A WHITE LADY AFGSHJAGB” -His dads wouldn’t let him watch Total Drama. 

-Still not over Spider-Verse.

-Probably won’t ever be over Spider-Verse. Ever.

-*Screams in pain during the amputation scene in I Lost My Body*

-Voltron ruined his life.

Ruby:

-GRAVITY FALLS -*Unironically likes Kick Buttowski* -*Unironically likes Phineas & Ferb* - *Wants to watch Milo Murphy's Law but is secretly not over Phineas & Ferb yet* - *Thinks every classic Barbie movie is a badly animated masterpiece but the newer ones suck* - *Gets traumatized bc of Balto for some reason and refuses to watch it again* -*Repeats the previous action but this time w/ The Fox and The Hound* -*Unironically prefers the third Cinderella movie* -"Does any of you remember The Legend of Sleepy Hollow? Bc I do" -SVTFOE 

Oscar:

-S H R E K - Likes the opening song for Shrek the Third but hates the rest of the movie -*Gets unironically depressed over the concept of having Fairly Oddparents  bc of the fact people must forget about them at some point* - YING YANG YO - The songs from Mulan 2 are the shit -Was fixated on Kung Fu Panda but stopped watching after the first movie -Likes The Cat in The Hat and thinks about it as an animation movie even though he knows it’s not -"Sokka invented comedy yall" -USED TO WATCH THE REPLACEMENTS IN THE EARLY MORNING. -*Unironically likes the Lilo & Stitch spinoff* -Doesn't understand why everyone hates the first Cars movie -THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE

-How To Train Your Dragon took his life with it when the trilogy was done.

-Would die for Rayla.

-Voltron ruined his life x2

Danna:

-WILL STAY FOR THE LESBIANS - "I heard there’s gay people in Ocean Waves x2" -"THERE’S GAY PEOPLE IN PARANORMAN" -*Thinks Spink and Forcible from Coraline are lovers* -The Princess and The Frog -*Likes the first half of Brave but not the second one* -*Despises Ralph Breaks The Internet* -*Pretends Frozen II doesn’t exist* -*Likes SU until everyone starts crying* -GRAVITY FALLS. Is a Pacifica stan :) - Megara. Just that. Megara :) - One eye in Rayllum. The other in Jamaya -"Literally the only bitches I respect are named Callum and that includes the Treadwell one.” - *Gives up on Catra but stays for the rest of the lesbians* -"Really guys what did Jackie Lynn Thomas ever do to you? " - "What did Victoria ever do to you x2? " -*defends every single one of the Disney Princesses and counts Kuzco as one of them*

-Fucking hates the ending of When Marnie Was There. Everyone thought she was crying of sadness but in reality she was just enraged.

[love-stassie]

attacking you based on your favorite criminal minds character!

reid: 100% bottom bi with severe mental health issues. if you like dom reid you hate yourself and watch THAT wall scene over and over again in your mind. if you like soft reid you've watch the office 1000 times and are depressed. (bonus points if you're both). into pegging and choking

morgan: you did not have a fun childhood time. you're baby but also very strong. also love nicknames ofc. or you're just a 30 y/o straight woman. are confused by acab

hotch: DADDY ISSUES. you've got a preference for men but have kissed girls and are overly sexual cause you don't get enough love or attention. you stan draco not becasue of looks but you want him to humilate you. bdsm<3

emily: GAY. you live for paget and emily in that red tank top. the gif is probably your live wallpaper. you know the one I mean. you are very into the idea of completley disapperaing and becoming a stripper and or spy

penelope: you're horny but kinda asexual and definitely write fanfic and have lots of internet hobbies and friends, multifandom. you used to read a lot and try to be quirky now

JJ: you always have snacks on you and are the mom friend but you're kinda a bitch whoops. you're very loving and have all gay friends but you're straight. granola bars and martinis are all you eat

rossi: you're secretly republican and your parents have marital issues. you miss your favorite grandpa that died in fourth grade. have seriously considered sugar babying and proabably have an onlyfans

gideon: you're homophobic but also gay. never got over gideon leaving and hyperfixate on stuff

elle: you hate men and reply kam to everything which I don't blame you good job. wlw

beth: hotch simp

jack: also hotch simp and you’re to pure for this world, everything went bad when you turned seven but you’re still positive

will: you'd let JJ peg u

henry: you got bullied into watching cm and have nightmares now

diana: you've got mental health issues and are really dark, proably an e girl

alex: you wanna be smart so bad

kate: you're gonna be a cool mom™

ashley: your dads abusive and a trumpie but you still love him

foyet: you're crazy and watch serial killer docs to calm down. will be a serial killer. you hate hotch but also identify with him and hate yourself too

tobias hankel: you hate yourself and love drugs

megan kane: you're bi and love hotch, have a horrible relationship with your dad. extreme depression and anxiety with some other fun stuff sprinkled on top

matt: matt's your dream husband and what you wish your dad was like. hopeless romantic

luke: you love morgan and are a dog person. don't wanna admit you ship lucia

tara: you read a lot and are very into psycholgy, sciences, and politics

erin: something is very messed up between you and your mom

kevin: too filled with love thats never returned. very heartbroken

anderson: you feel like an extra in your own life. overlooked and underappreciated by everyone

haley: you want to hate your dad but don't. lesbian

stephen: your parents died when you were little and were very good people, they're your heros

savannah: morgan simp and like medicine and helping people

jordan: you always feel out of place and like no one likes you

kristy: love matt and either have a very good or very bad relationship with your mom

doyle: misunderstood

maeve: you love reid but you're gay

cat: you're bi and stan reid. their episodes are your favorite part of cm, defenitley loved parks and rec. your parents always told you you were evil so now you believe it. highly identify with azula

lindsey: closeted lesbian, you only relaized how abusive your dad was when you were older and are dealing with a lot of trauma now. miss the good part of your childhood

william reid: you're dad went to the grocery store when you were little and you're still waiting for him to get back, because he defenitey will

david smith: you defenitley believe everythings connected and love emily but had a traumatic childhood, proabaly foster care

if you want me to do anyone else let me know this is fun!!

[otisandmaeve]

things i loved from sex education on netflix

the abortion thing Not Being A Big Deal but rather treating it as a thing that teenage girls go through (bc it is)

otis thinking it was a date and thinking they were going out to sushi lmao

“what do you get someone who’s getting an abortion?” “sunscreen because they’re going to burn in hell.”

otis getting maeve a sandwich and flowers oof

the birthday ep when maeve was wearing otis’ sweater “WhY Do YoU hAvE SuCh LonG ArMs”

SWEATER PAWS

all of swing (jazz?) band giving eric the finger

eric horrible instrument playing omg

TRUMBONER “it’s not even a trumbone”

victorian ghost boy

lily’s on-going quest to have sex LOL

LILY AND ERIC PUTTING MAKEUP ON EACH OTHER OMG I STAN

eric omg. he just wants to be gay and experiment with colors and fashion and live his life fearlessly. i loved his arc with his dad and how he only wanted his son to be safe, and that it wasn’t necessarily about him being queer. because he knows that dressing Loud can get you hurt. he just wants eric to be ok

THE FACT THAT ERIC WENT TO CHURCH AND IT WAS A GOOD EXPERIENCE. ****these are just my opinions/takeaway from religion. it is ok if you disagree, i respect everyone’s stance on religion, whatever it may be**** many lgbt people don’t associate w religion (obvi) but i personally do, and it was so NICE to find that rep in media bc it’s not the religion or God that is the problem, but the homophobic people within the religion. and those people don’t accurately reflect God Himself. God is love, simply put. He loves every one of us and made us in His likeness and image. He loves every one of ur Gay asses, and He tells us to love one another, which is what we should do???? anywho, the fact that going to church genuinely helped eric NOT HIDE. BUT RATHER BE HIMSELF.

otis doing research for the gay gals omg

ola walking in on otis watching lesbean porn omg and he says it’s for research and *cue weird moaning sounds*

AND THEN THE NEXT TIME THERES A LOCK ON THE DOOR WOW WE LUVVV

otis not watching the two girls do their pool exercise bc he doesn’t want to add to the “wow watching two girls have sez is so hot and in turn objectifies women” fire

ola is bi. see: rainbow sweater under her work vest. and suit for dance. 20BITEEN

“it’s my vagina.” “no it’s not. it’s physically impossible for you to have a vagina” djjckskd

the whole vagina scene. we love sister solidarity. mirroring the #MeToo movement

THE 80s AESTHETIC. the colors. the clothes. the colared shirts and oversized jackets. vinyl. the cars. literally wasn’t sure if this was present day or whatnot but then they whipped out their PHONES.

we luv a “timeless” aesthetic

ADAM’S STICK FIGURE ART

“i love house cats” we love a grand gesture of buying ludicrous amounts of cat food for a nonexistent cat

“prom is lame” *both show up to prom* we love poetic irony

maeve. that’s all

the fact that she only really opens up to otis.

maeve and otis.

otis stealing the trophy and writing maeve wiley on it i CRY

otis is whipped as fuck. see: birthday ep.

MAEVE HELPING RUBY BC SHE KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE LIES SPREAD ABOUT YOU.

aimee finally ditching those mean bitches to hang out with maeve i love her

she is so pure and !!!!!!

“is yogurt vegan?”

“i can help you study”

TOP HEAVY STEVE. him genuinely caring about his partner’s satisfaction. we love a considerate man.

jackson still being the Best Boy and trying to trade him swimming for maeve staying

i fucking love him so much

he’s trying his best. loves his moms.

G O L D E N B O Y

“madam sounds like adam” HEHEHEHEHE

ok i get it that y’all want otis to be ace. bc ace rep is vastly lacking. but hear me out: otis is a teen. teens are obvi gonna be scared and feel pressured about sex. and a lot of teens just aren’t ready. which is totally fine. they’re kids and they shouldn’t feel like they have to grow up. but even then, otis has a reason as to why he might not be maturing at the same rate as his peers: he saw his dad cheating on his mom while they were doing it.

it’d traumatizing for anyone.

but i’d be 100% ok with ace otis

there’s so much more i wanna say. but i don’t remember it all. i must rewatch the show.