#statistically Askeladd was probably less destructive and far more competent 😭

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I was going to say that Askeladd makes Madoc look like father of the year material, since Madoc manages to produced only one child with a penchant for thievery and murder. But then there's the one that killed her husband. But—but! His youngest is practically a pacifist! He's even vegan! . . . Until . . . you hit his berserker button and he kills everything in a 12 foot radius. Oh dear. He even manages to incite a totally unrelated child to violence and treason much to his own detriment.

Never mind.