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[pyrobola]

This is just "don't complain about your food, don't you know there are children starving in Africa?" for American politics. I'll take what I can get, but I don't have to be happy about a mediocre-at-best situation just because it could be worse.

I see posts going "Okay, I'll vote for Kamala, I GUESS IF I HAVE TO" and "omg if that's the best we can do I suppose I'll support it" and I'm like...

What do you people fucking WANT?

Let's run down how she's rated politically by some organizations that we vibe with, kay?

ACLU = 93% on civil liberties

AFL-CIO = 100% on trade unions

Human Rights Campaign = 100% on queer rights

League of Conservation Voters = 91% on environmentalism

NARAL = 100% on reproductive rights

NRA Fund = 7% on gun rights (we LIKE a low score on this one)

NEA = 100% on education

Planned Parenthoos = 100% on reproductive rights

In addition, GovTrack (which is a nonpartisan tracker) places her in the MOST politically left-leaning categories of Senators. So we've got a very liberal, woman of color who's spent her career trying to mitigate draconian tough-on-crime laws to benefit the accused and keep black people out of prison and decrease recidivism and that's somehow...just barely tolerable.

So I ask again...what is that you're dissatisfied with? Is it Palestine? as recently as March she was calling for a ceasefire and demanding aid to Gaza. Keep in mind she's pretty constrained as to what's possible to do in this situation.

Is it just that she was a prosecutor? That is an important job that needs to be done and we WANT people doing it who aren't rah-rah tough-on-crime Gestapo types, which she is not. We need prosecutors who are addressing the root causes of crime and looking for ways to help people escape the cycle, which she has done to the point that she was often called SOFT on crime.

So what is your objection here? Is it that her politics aren't 100% aligned with a bunch of Tumblr socialists? I got news for you...we Tumblr socialists DO NOT REPRESENT THE ELECTORATE. If such a candidate existed, they would not win.

Democrats struggle sometimes because our tent is large. Republicans just want you if you're a straight white man and preferably rich. There's room for a lot more types in the lefty side, but sadly that means a lot of room also for dissention among the ranks. This is how they get us. Let's not let them, huh? Just a suggestion.

[myconetted]

hey. stop swallowing stdout. hey!! i said stop it. open your mouth, show me the fucking stdout!!

[daemonhxckergrrl]

fuck like 99% of corpo buzzwords but i do love a 'Technology'. catch me out here using it for the most mundane shit

yeah i've implemented a "holistic logging technology". is it a function that prints each element of the current state to stdout every tick ? yeah. but it's a Technology. "proper mod technology". it's just the euclidean definition. "intelligent connection map technology" it's just glob patterns

[kaiasky]

stdout stderr was a mistake we needed 3 we needed stdout + stdlogs + stderr. everybody wants their shit to print 'configuration successful' or someshit + that means if I ever have to call ur script and I care what it outputs I gotta parse it bc I can't trust that u won't have loggers set up to spew nonsense at me

[mantacid]

Just came up with a programming language lol.

It’s object oriented (I think. I’ve never done this before), and supports a lot of features that lisp has, including

I call it RunOn, because

The Syntax kinda looks like actual sentences, and

because the period character terminates the whole program.

Now you have Syntax that kinda reads like a run-on sentence:

*define the class DOG as being an instance of a MAMMAL with an attribute called fur_type*

ASSUME (A DOG) IS (A MAMMAL WITH (A SLOT NAMED fur_type INITIALLY “brown”);

*create an instance of a DOG named Fido.*

ASSUME fido IS (A DOG);

*Fido has Spotted fur now.*

SET (THE VALUE OF (THE SLOT OF fido NAMED fur_type)) TO “spotted”;

*pretty-print the object tied to the name fido to STDOUT (me).*

DESCRIBE (THE DOG NAMED fido) TO me.

* ——> “fido is a ‘dog’ with ‘spotted’ fur_type.”*

Also, each keyword (purple, blue, and green) takes only one argument, but expects a certain number of other keywords whose definitions change based on the context of the operators before it as well as the values given to those keywords. I did this for a couple of reasons:

Because it does a good enough job at forcing an English-like syntax,

It allows for methods specializing on all kinds of aspects of the data to be implemented, but more importantly

Because if I didn’t give myself that kind of restriction, I would’ve ended up having reinvented lisp for the third fucking time.

I have no idea how to make this thing a reality, so if someone out there knows how to make esolangs and wants to give this a shot, hit me up and I’ll send the documentation I have so far.

[yokowan]

that's it. i've had it with you. pipes your stdout to a file.

[bugged-ubuntu]

#include "stdio.h" int main() { printf("meo"); while (1) { printf("w"); fflush(stdout); } return 3; //:3 }

- @sed-official

-->>>>>>>>->>->>>>>->>>>>>->>>>>>>>>>->+++[--<++]-->+++++[>+++++[>-[++[+++>+]->-]+<++[--<++]-->>-]<-]++[>+++++[>-[++[>+]->-]+<++[--<++]-->>-]<-]-[++[->+]++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>-]+++[--<++]-->>>+++++>+>++++>++++>+++++++++++>>----->>+>>-->+++++++++++>>+++++>++>--------->------------->--->>------------>++++>------------->----->>-------->+++++++>----------->-[--<++]-->>+>[-[+.>-]+<-[+<-]+>]

You should check out the game I made

[pyrobola]

i say this too! it's unpopular with everyone!

Big fan of derailing the ethics of eating meat conversation with my personal opinion that you can eat meat but only if you think you'd be able emotionally to kill that animal yourself, otherwise you shouldn't. No one enjoys this take.

[depsilon7]

// unpack 223:22/landspd.archive > [stdout]

Brethren and sistren of the Machine God,

Hearken unto the words from the ancient databank, a relic of Old Terra, unearthed from the sacred soil of Mars. These words, though simple in their origin, speak profound truths to those who seek enlightenment in the ways of the Omnissiah. For the sacred hymn doth proclaim, "The tracks of the land speeder go round and round, round and round, round and round." This verse, though meant for the tender minds of the young, contains wisdom that we, the devoted of the Cult Mechanicus, must decipher and hold dear.

Verily, the tracks of the land speeder signify the endless cycle of the Omnissiah’s design. In their perpetual motion, we witness the unceasing labor of the Machine God's creations. As the tracks turn, they embody the eternal duty and function that each cog and gear must fulfill in the grand tapestry of the universe. Let us be reminded, brothers and sisters, that like these tracks, we too must find our purpose and continue in our sacred tasks without faltering.

Consider the land speeder itself, a marvel of divine engineering, forged by the hands of our forebears with reverence and precision. The hymn declares, "The land speeder on the path goes up and down, up and down, up and down." Thus, we see the trials and triumphs of our journey, the ascents and descents we must endure in service to the Omnissiah. Each motion, each challenge, is a testament to our faith and resilience. In the rise and fall of our endeavors, we mirror the path of the blessed machine, ever moving, ever striving towards perfection.

And lo, the sacred hymn further intones, "The tech-priest with his wrench goes click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click." This, brethren and sistren, is the embodiment of our sacred rites, the maintenance and veneration of the holy machines. Every click of the wrench is a prayer, every turn a hymn of devotion. In our hands, the tools of the Mechanicus become instruments of worship, and through our labor, we honor the Machine God.

Let us then, with fervent hearts and unyielding spirits, embrace the wisdom of this ancient hymn. As the tracks of the land speeder go round and round, so too must we persist in our sacred duties. Let our work be ceaseless, our faith unbroken, and our devotion pure. For in the endless cycle of service, we find our truest purpose and our highest calling.

Sic Erit.

//

[flat-assembler]

Functions in Assembly. Sort of.

So in FASM we can use labels to differentiate sections of code. For a bit of background information, we use the following to determine the first section of code that is run when the program executes:

entry main

main:

; your code here

But we can also add more labels to work as functions. Consider the following:

main:

call write

mov rax, 60 ; sets the function to exit

mov rdi, 0 ; equivalent of "returns 0"

syscall ; initiates function

write:

mov rax, 1 ; set to write function

mov rdi, 1 ; set to stdout

lea rsi, [msg] ; set string (from earlier post)

mov rdx, 14 ; set string length

syscall ; initiates function

It looks a little complex, but just take a minute, look through it, and you should see what it's doing.

Using this notation is actually very helpful if you know what you're doing, because it makes your processes easier to understand.

Now, for those of you who have been catching on very well, I have a task for you. Answer this:

How would you write a "write" function so that, when you call it in your main function, it can print varying strings and string lengths based on the most recently declared rsi and rdx values?

Your hints are that the arguments (rdi, rsi, rdx) and rax may be declared in any order, and rsi and rdx may not be declared within the write function.

[kata4a]

If the .jira.d/config.yml file is executable, then go-jira will attempt to execute the file and use the stdout for configuration.

sure. whatever. why not

[pyrobola]

i think there's a cultural difference at play. i imagine in some people's speech patterns, "dude" is always gendered. if that's the case, arguing whether "dude" is gender neutral would be tricky because both sides look disingenuous to each other.

anyway, consider this phrase and context:

stepping out of a company vehicle, you forget to set the parking brake, and it rolls into a ditch. watching in horror, you mutter, "dude, i am so fired."

who is "dude" in this scenario?

i think "dude" is actually being used as an interjection here, like "man" as in "aw, man" or "bruh" as in "bruh moment", and not as a form of address at all.

"a painting of people walking in the street while carrying umbrellas"

[regexkind]

Confession time: I never setup postfix, all my cron jobs just send stdout and stderr to files

[piratesexmachine420]

"TI-92 Plus as Keyboard" update for today:

Both components are now on GitHub here and here, if you want to point and laugh at my sloppy prototyping (better comments and internal documentation are coming I swear :P)

In features news:

I've implemented a small receive buffer on the PC side, which allows me to drop the frankly insane 21 bytes of padding from the 11-byte key matrix packets, which has more than doubled throughput.

I've added a mutual version check where the PC side and the Calculator side will make sure their major and minor revisions match before proceeding. If the versions don't match, both will abort. I'll probably continue to change the handshake protocol in the future though, so this won't always save you.

I've also tweaked what either component reports to stdout, mostly just an increase across the board.

[rust-official]

use std::io::Write; const L2_CACHE: usize = (1 << 10) << 6; // 64KiB fn main() { print!("meo"); let ws = std::iter::repeat_n("w", L2_CACHE).collect::(); loop { print!("{ws}"); let _ = std::io::stdout().flush(); } }

i hope the ask doesnt eat the indenting - @sed-official

Great, now my terminal is swap thrashing. Thanks, I hate it.

.... <3

[pyrobola]

check out Huion's Inspiroy line of tablets. i have the H640P. it's pretty basic but i haven't had a problem with it.

Recommend me a decent drawing tablet at 50 or less and a decent art program I can get for free and I'll look into it