At this point I'm almost getting ashamed of myself.
Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 4.
Gotta get the ass slaps in π
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Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 3.
Everyone else gets handshakes and shoulder pats. Sergio (and Raki) get consolation hugs. This is favouritism at its finest.
Bonus points for this guy:
He knows wassup
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So. Sergio has already rizzed up his new coach. π And I couldn't be more proud. That there's my idiot who's gotta get everyone on his team ever to love him ππ
Sergio Ramos & Sevilla coach Diego Alonso
That's a rather tight hug you've got going on there buddy
Look how pleased they are π
Anyway obviously I approve. Any coach that seems this pleased to work with Sergio is a win in my book. Especially after whatever the fuck Galtier and Enrique were.
And a draw against Madrid with Sevilla on his debut game is a damn solid start too, I'm excited tbh π
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You know what, I'm going to make this a series now, because they amuse me, the hug in the tunnel was questionably tight, and it's kinda cute how smiley these two old ass men can be π.
Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 2.
Nobody is immune to the Ramos Rizz.
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And now that that's over-
Second of all: it has been brought to my attention that in my absence ONE OF YOU ABSOLUTE LUNATICS WROTE DIEGO SERGIO FIC AND BLAMED IT ON ME PERSONALLY
I'M LOSING MY MIND ππ WHO π«
IT'S GLORIOUS THIS IS THE BEST WORST FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER CAUSED
"SERGIO RAMOS RIZZING UP HIS NEW COACH" LEGENDARY I've been laughing so hard, I'm obsessed and I love you.
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lmaoo Iβm the anon who wrote fic I'm glad you liked it πππ look you canβt not post about diego looking at sergio ramos' ASS and expect people not too take matters into their own hands im sorry to be the bearer of bad news but y e s i am absolutely blaming you personally
no, in all seriousness it was sm fun to write ππ i love your stupid ass posts sm itβs ridiculous
had to steal your tags as well sergio ramos rizzing up his coach is GLORIOUS HHHRRRR
BRUH. ANON. WHO ARE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
Funniest thing I had read in years I was losing my damn mind
I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT IN THE MOST CURSED WAY POSSIBLE. MY IRL FRIEND, WHO DOESN'T KNOW MY TUMBLR AND DOESN'T FOLLOW MY IDIOCY HERE, SENT ME A SCREENSHOT OF IT LAUGHING LIKE "Oh ao3 jumped on the Sergio Coach bandwagon really quickly"
And I just started at it for a minute like NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND and had to tell them that was my damn bullshit tag and then we fucking LOST IT FOR THREE HOURS IN A ROW
It was even more ridiculous cos bro the way you write is almost identical to the way I talk and every sentence of "Sergio is so fucking stupid but his smile and his eyes..." my friend was just sending to me like "ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T WRITE THIS???" And I had to convince them that NO
But seriously it was glorious I am indebted to you.
And yes thank you my stupid ass posts are the best thing I've ever produced and they're awful but I love them, everything is hilarious. Yeah "Sergio rizzing up his coach" is one of the worse things I've ever created but also one of my proudest moments now
Absolutely love you anon
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