#serlonso

[han-merlin]

At this point I'm almost getting ashamed of myself.

Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 4.

Gotta get the ass slaps in 🙄

[sergio-para-siempre]

Someone apparently spent most of the match talking to Sergio 👀

[han-merlin]

Live Diego reaction

When two of your captains plan and commit war crimes

All you can do is give up

Felt, buddy. Felt.

[han-merlin]

So. Sergio has already rizzed up his new coach. 😌 And I couldn't be more proud. That there's my idiot who's gotta get everyone on his team ever to love him 😌😌

Sergio Ramos & Sevilla coach Diego Alonso

That's a rather tight hug you've got going on there buddy

Look how pleased they are 😌

Anyway obviously I approve. Any coach that seems this pleased to work with Sergio is a win in my book. Especially after whatever the fuck Galtier and Enrique were.

And a draw against Madrid with Sevilla on his debut game is a damn solid start too, I'm excited tbh 👀

[sergio-para-siempre]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men's Football RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Alonso/Sergio Ramos, Sergio Ramos/Pilar Rubio (mentioned) Characters: Sergio Ramos, Diego Alonso, Jesús Navas Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Awkward Conversations, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, I'm honestly not sure how to tag this, Diego and Sergio have a much needed conversation, because i'm officially obsessed with this ship, Jesús is there too, because somehow he always gets roped into Sergio's nonsense, there will be more fics in the series Series: Part 2 of The Sevilla Chronicles Summary: Almost a week after their match against Cádiz, Diego and Sergio finally find a moment to talk about what happened between them that night in the bathroom.

[han-merlin]

And now that that's over-

Second of all: it has been brought to my attention that in my absence ONE OF YOU ABSOLUTE LUNATICS WROTE DIEGO SERGIO FIC AND BLAMED IT ON ME PERSONALLY

I'M LOSING MY MIND 😭😭 WHO 🔫

IT'S GLORIOUS THIS IS THE BEST WORST FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER CAUSED

"SERGIO RAMOS RIZZING UP HIS NEW COACH" LEGENDARY I've been laughing so hard, I'm obsessed and I love you.

[sergio-para-siempre]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men's Football RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Alonso/Sergio Ramos Characters: Sergio Ramos, Diego Alonso Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Semi-Public Sex, Public Hand Jobs, Frottage, Developing Relationship, Fluff and Smut Series: Part 3 of The Sevilla Chronicles Summary: Diego should be working on their next line up, figure out a way to finally start winning, but he can't concentrate on any of it. Instead all he can think about is Sergio and how much he misses him since his injury.

When he eventually finds him in the recovery room he still hasn't quite figured out why he was looking for him in the first place, but Sergio is irresistible and Diego can never really keep his hands to himself when he's around.

[sergio-para-siempre]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men's Football RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Alonso/Sergio Ramos, Sergio Ramos/Pilar Rubio Characters: Sergio Ramos, Diego Alonso, Pilar Rubio Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Public Sex, Oral Sex, Public Blow Jobs, Orgasm Denial, Coming In Pants, Dressing Room Sex, Consensual Infidelity Summary: Sergio might have a little crush on his new coach. But it's really not his fault when Diego keeps hugging him just a little too tightly and smiling at him like that.

Their match against Cádiz seems like the perfect opportunity to finally make his move, but of course nothing goes according to plan. They draw when they should have won, he almost gets himself sent off and it feels more like a defeat than anything. Even Diego seems a little frazzled when he greets the players at the entrance to the dressing room, so he's more then a little surprised when Diego can't keep his eyes off of him in the dressing room.

[han-merlin]

Latest addition to

Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 3.

Everyone else gets handshakes and shoulder pats. Sergio (and Raki) get consolation hugs. This is favouritism at its finest.

Bonus points for this guy:

He knows wassup

[han-merlin]

You know what, I'm going to make this a series now, because they amuse me, the hug in the tunnel was questionably tight, and it's kinda cute how smiley these two old ass men can be 😌.

Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 2.

Nobody is immune to the Ramos Rizz.

[han-merlin]

lmaoo I’m the anon who wrote fic I'm glad you liked it 😭😭😭 look you can’t not post about diego looking at sergio ramos' ASS and expect people not too take matters into their own hands im sorry to be the bearer of bad news but y e s i am absolutely blaming you personally

no, in all seriousness it was sm fun to write 😭😭 i love your stupid ass posts sm it’s ridiculous

had to steal your tags as well sergio ramos rizzing up his coach is GLORIOUS HHHRRRR

BRUH. ANON. WHO ARE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

Funniest thing I had read in years I was losing my damn mind

I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT IN THE MOST CURSED WAY POSSIBLE. MY IRL FRIEND, WHO DOESN'T KNOW MY TUMBLR AND DOESN'T FOLLOW MY IDIOCY HERE, SENT ME A SCREENSHOT OF IT LAUGHING LIKE "Oh ao3 jumped on the Sergio Coach bandwagon really quickly"

And I just started at it for a minute like NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND and had to tell them that was my damn bullshit tag and then we fucking LOST IT FOR THREE HOURS IN A ROW

It was even more ridiculous cos bro the way you write is almost identical to the way I talk and every sentence of "Sergio is so fucking stupid but his smile and his eyes..." my friend was just sending to me like "ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T WRITE THIS???" And I had to convince them that NO

But seriously it was glorious I am indebted to you.

And yes thank you my stupid ass posts are the best thing I've ever produced and they're awful but I love them, everything is hilarious. Yeah "Sergio rizzing up his coach" is one of the worse things I've ever created but also one of my proudest moments now

Absolutely love you anon

[sergio-para-siempre]

can Sevilla maybe win a few games so Diego won't get fired before i finish all my Serlonso fics 🤨

[sergio-para-siempre]

i found prime serlonso content 👀

[sergio-para-siempre]

Serlonso Part 2 done 👀 Will probably post tomorrow