#stiles is a walking shitpost

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greek god aesthetic (atlas)

Aphrodite

laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love. stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.

Apollo

glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly organized music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonderwall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends. sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paintbrushes. probably has a tinder account.

Ares

armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children. gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions. fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.

Athena

discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armor that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. big fan of logic. loves brain teasers. ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colours. hair done up. can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.

Demeter

soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

Artemis

keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. disheveled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.

Hephaestus

the calloused hands of someone who knows labor. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted-up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.

Hera

resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.

Dionysus

drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek furred panthers. theatre masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.

Hermes

devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. mixes redbull with coffee. menace on april fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.

Hades

walking home alone in the early morning. back alleys. drinking alone in a graveyard. crippling loneliness hidden by sarcasm and cynicism. crows picking a carcass. untended dead flowers. the black sheep of the family. black coffee. money can’t buy you happiness. murder mystery dinner parties. blood on your shirt collar. dust illuminated by sunlight. classical music. dogs are better than people. a quiet wrath. shady business deals. taking what you are owed. paint it black. seasonal affective disorder. popping the suit collar. grey rain on a cityscape.

Poseidon

storm with skin. colorful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.

Zeus

thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. unnatural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lenny face. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high - rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.

Tagged by: stole it from myself

Tagging: @pepperpxtts @etresroyaux for katherine and margaret @escapedartgeek @musescomefrompain for fen and beasty @chisupa for cheryl and stiles and allison

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Rules: Answer the questions in a new post, and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. 
tagged by: @hawkymo 

1. Nickname: Sandy. I'm sure theres more, old ones, i can't remember rn

2. star sign: aquarius sun. taurus moon. take that as you will. because buddy i still dunno what that means exactly haha.🦀

3. height: Ssssshort.

4. time right now: 10:45pm

5. favorite music artist: pierce the veil is my default. troye sivan, 1975, oh wonder...

6. song stuck in your head: The Beach - The Neighbourhood. holy shit I'm so grateful i found this band, the sound is what I'm looking for. 

7. last movie watched: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

8. last tv show/anime watched: I finally started Please Like Me. interesting.

9. what are you wearing right now: pug top and bonds shorts (pjs)

10. when did you create your blog: yikes was it 2012 i first joined? but then i had to make a new account (this one) and i think that was around christmas 2014? 

11. what kind of stuff do you post: probably a lot of shitposting, feminism, fandoms, what i think is funny... and aesthetic things? 

12. do you have any other blogs: nah been there done that that’s too much effort whatisthepoint

13. do you get asks regularly: On the occasion from my friends! 

14. why did you choose your url: because i’ve accepted my life... is just ironic, i live in the irony.

15. gender: female

16. hogwarts house: Ravenclaw Pride!!

17. pokemon team: mystic. 

18. favorite color: swaps between pastels and like sunset orange? greys? i don't know??? this question is too complicated omg

19. average hours of sleep: 2 to 9???

20. lucky number: 26???????????

21. favourite character: My top three will always be: Stiles Stilinski (my angel that needs to chill), Nico Di Angelo (my precious gay being) and Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich (most reccently added to the list; Mickey, who very desperately needs a fucking hug). I would defend these three babies with my life . 

22. how many blankets do you sleep with: just The One.

23. dream job: i’m in it for the ride, my bud. i think psychiatrist, own my own office? Author? EMBRACE THE CHILDISH AMBITION OF ASTRONAUT? god only knows.

24. following: 526. is that a lot??????????

I don’t know??? 20 people?????? alright let’s see @thebookdealer @shes-the-walking-paradox @anditslove @crazyandbrighteyed @vulnera-sanentur-winchesters @theseeliequeeen @lukeisnotsexy @paolathegreat 

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dark kira <3

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conversations with a future veterinarian

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sure you are, buddy

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the dynamic ever

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he’s my best friend<333

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i miss her

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