#stop leo too lomls :(

[lanarchive]

ur telling me THE loml wilo scored and u guys didnt break this restaurant’s door down to tell me :(

[httpsserene]

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩 | 𝐦𝐯. 𝟏

summary: an unplanned hard launch reveals more than a relationship. it exposes the biggest simp of the century.

content warning: requested by @animeandf1lover. fluff. crack adjacent (in the beginning). profanity. bestfriend!logan sargeant. boyfriend!max verstappen. humor. max yap-stappen. jimmy and sassy verstappen. my personal hc of max using cat emojis unironically. no part two requests, please!

pairing: max verstappen x hijabi fem!poc!reader (fc: shahdbatal)

genre: smau.

from, serene: other titles i thought of; simp, i love my gf, down bad, lord of the simps, or president of the simp club. haven't written for max alone in a while, i missed him !!! pls ignore the typos on the interview clips otherwise i will cry. enjoy, lovely’s xxx

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jimmyandsassy love life

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maxverstappen1: how are you going to caption this "love life" when there's not a single photo of me in it 😕

➥ maxverstappen1: you called me the love of your life this morning on ft 😔 ➥ maxverstappen1: omg are you breaking up with me and taking the cats with you 😭😭😭 ➥ yninsta: max the cats chose the caption not me!!! ➥ yninsta: you're still the loml baby, i'm not going anywhere 😚💙 ➥ danielricciardo: u guys are perfectly made for each other :)

maxverstappen1: my babies 😻 why did you put mommy on the last slide? she's too pretty to be there!

➥ jimmyandsassy: m prettier than mommy - sassy ➥ maxverstappen1: hey! you get your looks from your mother be nice 😠 ➥ charlesleclerc: max mate 😟 with every comment you make on this account i hope you know i think less of you with each one 🙏🏻 ➥ alexandrasaintmleux: he's only saying this because i told him it would be cute to make a priv acct with leo that's like this! ➥ yninsta: you should! the kitties love it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: you're all mentally disturbed. electric chair⚡️🪑

logansargeant: i have post notifications on and i have no clue how max gets here faster than me.

➥ logansargeant: jimmy? sassy? do you tell him when you're about to post 🧐 ➥ maxverstappen1: logan the cats can't speak english or use a phone be serious. ➥ logansargeant: THEY DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS EITHER BUT THEY STILL POST AND REPLY TO COMMENTS ➥ jimmyandsassy: don't yell at daddy! 's mean - jimmy ➥ maxverstappen1: yeah logan don't yell at daddy 😌 ➥ logansargeant: can't believe there was a time i thought you were a respectable man smh

roscoelovecoco: cool cats 🐈

➥ jimmyandsassy: big dawg 🐶

landonorris: they're so pretty i just wanna pet them

➥ landonorris: i wished cats liked me,,, ➥ jimmyandsassy: nobody likes you! hope this helps - sassy ➥ landonorris: STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR CATS AND COME FIGHT ME SIS 🤬🤺

alexalbon: please don't kill me :)

➥ jimmyandsassy: why would we kill you? we like alex - jimmy ➥ oscarpiastri: oh they're so going to claw your eyes out mate 😂 ➥ georgerussell63: it's been nice knowing you alex 🙂 ➥ charlesleclerc: fly high alexander 🕊️🙏🏻 ➥ schecoperez: gone too soon 🙂‍↔️ ➥ jensonbutton: if she kills you, logan will have a car to race this weekend. she's so going to get rid of you 😈 ➥ yninsta: what. logan has his own williams? are u guys okay???

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[caption1; guess i'm bringing jimmy with me][caption2; target confirmed. bravo six going dark.]

logansargeant: please don't make my team principal disappear ⤷yninsta: i will make him suffer inshallah 🙏🏽 ⤷logansargeant: think about jimmy and sassy! they'll miss you 😢 ⤷yninsta: ,,,i will subject him to a painful lecture about his mishandling of the race weekend ⤷yninsta: instead of death 🙃

alexalbon: are we chill? ⤷yninsta: i have no quarrel with you 👍🏽 ⤷alexalbon: oh thank god. i was going crazy in my room hiding from you 😮‍💨

maxverstappen1: come to me when you're done with james 😽 ⤷maxverstappen1: you're surrounded by the wrong shade of blue :( ⤷maxverstappen1: how's logan doing? ⤷yninsta: he's okay considering they gave his car away. ⤷maxverstappen1: bring him with you, i will tell him exactly what i think about wiliams treating him that way

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FIA press conference: pre-race australia • max, charles, logan, zhou, yuki

post-race interview clips • max verstappen

twitter • the internet reacts

instagram • logansargeant • melbourne ⚑

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logansargeant me and you, and you and me, just us, and your boyfriend max.

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maxverstappen1: you have me saved as “yn’s boyfriend - INGORE 🛑❌🙈”

➥ maxverstappen1: that’s not very nice ☹️ ➥ yninsta: logan! change it before you make him sad ➥ logansargeant: fine 🙄 ➥ logansargeant: i’m going to mute him instead.

➥ yninsta: logan and max get along great guys i promise!

➥ yninsta: max asked him if he was okay with asking me out before our first date and logan said “mate you don’t have to ask, i know you’ll treat her right” 😇 ➥ logansargeant: that is NOT public info‼️ delete pls ➥ maxverstappen1: you didn’t have to say any of this schatje 😅 ➥ user1: max asked logan for permission to date her? what in the wattpad fanfic is happening rn ➥ georgerussell63: this is great blackmail- i mean info 😉

oscarpiastri: acting like you hate max but you called me screaming in joy about playing padel with him 💀

➥ logansargeant: oscar please. my reputation is at stake here 😀 ➥ oscarpiastri: hey instagram comments- i misspoke. logan sargeant HATES max verstappen! that’s all, thanks. ➥ user2: dis guy 🤦🏻‍♀️ ➥ user3: osc sarcasm check: ✅

user4: if max verstappen offered to fly me out to hang out with his gf i would not leave his messages on read ijs 🤷🏼

alexalbon: DAMN he even said please 😶

➥ yninsta: not too much now alex 🤫 ➥ alexalbon: 🤐😳 ➥ user5: alex were u silent or sileNCED ➥ user6: i could feel the threat through the screen

jensonbutton: but did you take him up on his offer? that’s what we need to know!

➥ maxverstappen1: he did. left me on read for 6 minutes before he broke 😹 ➥ logansargeant: it was on his private jet, paid for, and i got to see my best friend- ofc i said yes! i’m not stupid.

user7: tagging betterhelp on the sc of max’s desperate ass texts is NASTY work logan 💀💀💀

➥ user8: nothing wrong with sending the homies links to therapy sites ➥ user9: there’s definitely something wrong with how down bad max is for his girl. i know that much 🥴 ➥ user10: are u srs? bc that’s a man who doesn’t play about his woman! i can tell 😵‍💫🫦

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maxverstappen1 championships are worth winning because i take the trophies back to her.

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yninsta: championships are worth winning because YOU drove like crazy for them.

➥ maxverstappen1: two things can be true at the same time 💙 ➥ maxverstappen1: i don’t know if they would matter as much if i didn’t have anyone to praise me for it. ➥ yninsta: i’ll convince you that they are more than that one day 💙🔒 (good thing i’m never leaving you x)

yninsta: حب حياتي (the love of my life)

➥ maxverstappen1: no you are mine ☺️🤭

user11: no the fuck he didn’t.

➥ user12: GIRL HE FUCKING DID

user13: nahhhh he got it. he got it all.

➥ user13: championships, monaco living, the finest woman, expensive cats and cars—LIKE LEAVE SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON FOLK MAX ➥ maxverstappen1: my bad 🙂‍↕️ ➥ user14: he don’t even mean ts ➥ user15: oh i’m bout to crash out 🤪🤬👹

charlesleclerc: okay. that’s a good caption 🙂

➥ maxverstappen1: take a deep breath charlie, no need to be angy about it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: i knew you’d ruin it. i’ll be seeing you max 🤫 ➥ user16: yo what tf 🤣 ➥ user17: did charles leclerc just ominously imply his plot for max’s demise?! ➥ user18: bro what 😒 @/user17 ➥ user19: what are you gonna say next? “they’re going to participate in a duel of arms 🤓” ➥ user16: “a battle of fisticuffs, more likely it seems 🤓🤓🤓”

user20: oh my days— she’s beautiful 😦

➥ maxverstappen1: she’s the prettiest woman i’ve ever set my eyes on 😊 ➥ user21: don’t worry max, we believe you! ➥ user22: you truly are blessed to be dating her.

danielricciardo: boys what are you’re wagers? max yaps more/less about his gf to us now that they’re public?

➥ landonorris: more +£500 ➥ lewishamilton: more +£1000 ➥ logansargeant: more +(i’ll match lewis in american) ➥ schecoperez: have faith in max! ➥ schecoperez: +5 grand take it or leave it.

user23: she’s majestic! in that first photo, she’s giving padme from star wars 🤩 beautiful!!!!

➥ yninsta: tysm ☺️ this might be the best compliment i’ve ever received !!!

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ynspamacct i won't unprivate my main, but here's the bf max content i know you all want :)

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user24: max said: princess treatment only 👏🏻

➥ maxverstappen1: ***queen treatment 👸🏽 ➥ user25: oh. the simp allegations are true. ➥ maxverstappen1: you doubted how much i love my gf? crazy. ➥ user25: i won't do it again, i promise.

logansargeant: why do you wear heels if you know they’re going to make your feet hurt?

➥ maxverstappen1: bc she’s knows i’m going to hold them for her and carry her home 😌 ➥ ynspamacct: bc i feel tall 🥺 and max doesn’t mind carrying me home !!! ➥ ynspamacct: oops ☺️ we must’ve replied at the same time hahaaa user26: i’m going to slam my head into the nearest wall, viciously. ➥ ynspamacct: don’t do that! life is worth living i promise 😰

user26: first photo made my tummy flip for some reason 🫦🥴🤤

➥ ynspamacct: you should see a doctor! that doesn’t sound healthy :) ➥ user27: u better stop thirsting over her man like that 😳

lilymhe: boundaries 🧘🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

ynspamacct: exactly 😌

user27: breakfast in bed…what did he want from you 🤔

➥ ynspamacct: …nothing? or, just quality time i guess! he’s sweet like that 🥰 user27: ,,,i didn’t know that was an option. ➥ ynspamacct: being treated like a queen comes with accepting that’s how you deserve to be treated, and that it’s the *only* way you’re going to be treated 😚 ➥ user28: SPEAK ON IT MY GOOD SIS 😫

user29: this relationship is dear to me 😪

user30: m-men aren’t shit? who knew that was possible.

➥ user31: i thought all we had was tom holland 💀 ➥ maxverstappen1: i’m honored to be added to the roster ➥ user32: i cannot take this man seriously now. ➥ user33: why bc he loves his gf and you can’t even seem to find the way to a shower or a therapy session 😀 ➥ user34: WOAH VIOLATION

yninsta: max, maxie-max, maxie !!!

➥ maxverstappen1: i love you most, schatje 💛🔒 ➥ yninsta: aw you beat me to it 😞 ➥ yninsta: i love you foreverrrr #1 💙🔒 ➥ user35: oh i’m gonna cry :)

© httpsserene 2024 - most photos from pinterest and edited by me. fc is shahdbatal.

[rocketinthesky]

I’m so fucking happy for him yall don’t understand😭😭😭 literally was praying to God the entirety of the last two laps cuz oscar was closing in and i just NEEDES to see charles cross that finish line first after fuckall ferrari been torturing him like all these years😭😭 MY BOY HAD LIFE IN HIS EYES AFTER THIS WIN istg i think getting leo has changed charles as a man lmao IM SO HAPPY I CANT STOP RAMBLING ABOUT HOW HAPPY I AM FOR CHARLES FUCKKK congrats to oscar and lando too tho! Love my McCharles podium cutest trio on the grid!

Also, kevin magnussen IN THE POINTS? HELLO? So happy for him too!

And let’s fucking talk about WILLIAMS cuz wdym ALEX GOT 9TH AND FRANCO 12th?! On his first race in f1?! AS AN F2 ROOKIE??? Guys i think franco is like…idk we need to keep an eye on this guy. Even if he doesn’t make it to the grid 2025 i think there’s a chance he might become BIG soon like…no way the teams aren’t eyeing him for 2026 and beyond, this guy PERFORMED despite driving a fuckin lawnmower and in a mid season race??? CRAZYY ugh

i’m sad Carlos didn’t get podium :((( but he still held on well :(( George was just so fucking unlucky this entire race from the damage to his front wing to the rly shitty merc pit stops, but he still raced well despite all the bad streaks :((

This was a crazy race! Once again SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR CHARLES LOML AAHHHH

[luckycharms1701]

the perfect date with the boy in orange 👀

how do you think he'd plan it out..?

not me swooning over here thinking about this. time for some dumbass (affectionate)

doing bayverse because i've already done a couple of dates with rise mikey, the loml needs some attention too

Mikey jumps into the weight room and sighs. Heavily. He paces a bit, then sighs again. He positions himself so that Raph can see him out of the corner of his eye where he’s using the punching bag. He sighs again, then throws his hands up when he still doesn’t get a response. “Raphhhhh….” he whines, causing his brother to grunt in irritation.

“What is it Mikey?”

“I need your help!” Raph rolls his eyes.

“With what Mikey?”

“Planning my date with my angel!”

That makes Raph pause. He grabs the bag to stop it from swinging into him as he looks at Mikey incredulously. “You asked them on a date without planning it out first?? And you’re coming to me??”

Mikey blinks at him. “Yeah, of course.”

Raph looks down at the punching bag and gives it one last strong punch before releasing it and moving to his reflex bag. He starts aggressively punching it, jumping around to avoid its recoil. Mikey is about to give up and go sulk in a corner when Raph speaks up. “Don’t they like ballroom dancing or whatever? What if you took them dancing?”

Mikey’s eyes widen and he points at his brother. “Yes! They love ballroom dancing! I can take them dancing!” His excitement almost immediately dims though, and he puts his head in his hands as another thought occurs to him. “Awww, but I can’t dance!”

Raph is silent for another minute. Mikey starts to pace while muttering to himself. “Ain’t that shit just footwork? You should be fine if you work on your footwork,” Raph finally offers.

Mikey whirls around and points at Raph again. “Yes!” He runs off without another word, yelling Leo’s name.

Leo is confused but happy to see Mikey taking his training so seriously. He drills Mikey on footwork for several days. By the day of the date, Mikey has never been smoother on his feet.

~~~

Mikey watches nervously as you emerge onto the roof of your apartment building. He sees your eyes soften as you take in the candles along the edge of the roof and the rug he found to lay down as a makeshift dance floor. The elation he feels at knowing you like it so far almost makes him whoop, but he manages to suppress it in time. Be a gentleman! He repeats Leo’s words in his head as he approaches you.

He picks up your hand and lowers his head to kiss it, keeping his eyes on yours. “My lady,” he purrs, and is rewarded when your eyes widen and your breath catches. “May I have this dance?”

You visibly swallow, and he has to tamp down another whoop of joy. He is killing it today. “You may, good sir,” you reply a little breathlessly. Mikey grins at you and escorts you to the dance floor, hitting play on the boombox he has set up on a nearby air conditioning unit.

The classical tune he’d chosen weaves around the two of you as you assume the beginning position of a waltz. It is at this point that Mikey realizes two things.

Dances have steps.

He never learned the steps.

Mikey’s face must be reflecting his panic, because you pause and regard him for a moment before your lips twitch. “Forget something darling?” Your drawled question has Mikey’s face growing hot as he hangs his head in shame.

“Hey, hey, none of that now,” you release his hand so that you can lift his head. “How about I teach you the steps?” You smile encouragingly at him. “I would love to teach you so that we can dance together.”

Mikey’s embarrassment slowly eases as you lead him through how to do a basic box waltz. You are endlessly warm and patient, showing no signs of irritation at all. Mikey is grateful for the footwork training Leo gave him, it is coming in handy now.

By the time you need to leave, the two of you are able to do a shaky waltz around the roof. Mikey’s embarrassment is gone, replaced with happiness and awe at how amazing you are. He once again brings your hand to his lips. “Angel,” he purrs, then releases your hand to cup your cheek. “Thanks for your patience.” He looks down, still a little bashful about his ridiculous blunder.

You once again reach out and raise his head. This time you lean up and kiss him tenderly on the cheek. “Thank you for this date! It was perfect.” Mikey beams down at you as you smile up at him.

It’s at this moment that he knows you’re the one for him.

~~~~~~~

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[sometimesiwritethings]

Okay, here is the blog post from the k!nkteez tangent I went on.

This time, it's San (who is the loml of my life & my third bias).

Blog post starts from here:

I had to recalibrate a little bit & get my bearings back but here I am with San. This time it won't be as detailed because we don't have San's birth time.

San is funny to me because he gives me service switch vibes but all his placements are extremely dominant which to me insinuates he's probably a lot more dominant & aggressive in privacy & tones it downs to accomodate to his 'playful' reputation. (Seonghwa is like this as well, a lot more dominant than what he lets on.)

San's Taurus Moon/Leo Venus/Scorpio Mars means at his most toxic, he can be the biggest player/fboi ever. The type of fboi that would make you feel like you're the most beautiful girl in the world and then say he's not looking for anything serious.

Like there was a fic I read with fboi San where he kept calling y/n 'Angel' and said 'you're my favourite girl' and he would actually be like that.

The most possessive member of Ateez & would openly be possessive. His Leo Venus makes him a titties man & so he would leave hickies on your chest & shoulders & then want you to wear something low-cut so everyone could see them.

Oh & he's ROUGH & MESSY. Would treat the bedroom like a wrestling arena, if you're not bruised & on the verge of passing out, then he has not done his job probably.

Huge primal k&nk, would love to just see you writhing underneath him & to pin you down & have his way of you. He would love to be 'behind' a lot, hair pulling would also be a huge turn-on for him, both giving & receiving.

Sweat, spit, drool, the more there is, the more he would enjoy it. Would love to spit on you as a means of claiming you as his, *cough* breeding k&nk *cough*.

San would love to mix praise & degradation together, dumbification would be something he'd genuinely be into. Would be such a tease as well, the type to coo mockingly at your fucked out-expression.

Begging & praise (both giving & receiving is a huge turn-on)

'If you want it bad enough Angel, then get on your knees & beg for it'.

If he's into women, he likes glamorous, classy women. His partner needs to add to his reputation & to his appearance.

He would give the most amazing hugs, like those squishy, squeezing hugs & would rub your back while he does it.

aasdghjjk it was San all along T^T you were better about hiding this bias compared to the other two, but i still feel like i should have known. there's a bit of a pattern in your biases~

fully agree that San is a switch with a heavy dom leaning. he has a very teasing and playful personality, but there's always a notable power struggle going on beneath the surface. often when he acts more submissive, it's just to make his hyungs drop their guard before a surprise attack ^^; do not trust San's innocent facade. even if he's being sincere, this boy does not know how to restrain himself and keep from wrecking you when he gets too worked up

the messiest dom in ATEEZ. thinks it's adorable the first time he fucks you into a stupid, quivering mess where all you can do is drool like a dumb little fucktoy. the sight makes San stop and suppress a giggle against your shoulder. his thrusts are more urgent when he starts up again, stuffing his fingers in your mouth and cooing about how cute you look losing your mind on his cock

lots of cuddles and kisses and gentle touches for aftercare. San will want to keep his cock buried in you until it goes soft, often taking a quick nap before he cleans up his mess. hold him close, letting San be truly vulnerable as he drifts off listening to the sound of your heart

[forsehuns]

NCT DREAM—and little things they’d do as your boyfriend

MARK would be the type of boyfriend to help you with your homework, be it maths, physics or chemistry. He’d be the first person to call you and ask how your presentation went and bring you out to celebrate on the days you ace your tests. Mark would definitely boast about how his s/o was the smartest out of the two of you in the relationship.

His leo pride might not allow him to express that out loud (especially to someone like donghuck) but with you he feels like it’s worth his pride and a lot more

When you catch a cold, RENJUN somehow knows. It’s like a psychic thing, except less magic-y and more of a, as he likes to call it, a soulmate thing. Renjun goes full on Nanny McPhee mode when he realises you feel even the slightest bit under the weather. You want hot soup? Got it. Feel like lighting the candles? On it too. Need to get groceries for the week? Consider it done

He’s got a knack for taking care of you to the point where you’ve got to tell the man to relax. I doubt he’ll listen, but it’s worth the try (>_>)

JENO and his love for your thighs are unmatched. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was adamant on getting his drivers license just because you once said it was cute how guys rest their hand on their girlfriends thigh while driving. On normals days, wherever you guys are, he’s got his hand on your thigh. Chenle’s called jeno out during their night out with the guys, realisation dawning upon him. “I do that? Me? Jeno Lee? Are you sure though…”

If anything, it becomes a more noticeable occurrence after that revelation. You’ve got chenle to thank for that by the way(^_-)‼︎

HAECHAN always always always makes a playlist for your trips together. And they’re oddly specific too! It varies from “Saturday morning run with the loml” to “songs for when I want to imagine a future where her and I wake up Christmas morning to the sound of Ricky Nelson playing in the background and our kids and Doberman puppy are waiting to open their presents,”. Like I said, incredibly oddly specific.

He’d never tell you this, but once when he was making a playlist for when the two of you wanted to repaint the dorm door, he got a storage limitation warning. He had to unfortunately delete videos from his ‘Renjun blackmailing material’ album. It’s okay though! You humming to the music he picked is enough compensation for it╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

JAEMIN and his infatuation with your hair is at times…. Concerning. No matter what you’re doing, if you’re at arms reach, you bet his finger is curled around one strand of your hair. He’s even made an initiative to learn more braids. Because to him, “the basic braid doesn’t do justice to your hair!(・Д・)ノ”

You couldn’t lie though, his fingers could work wonders. The pressure he put into soothing your scalp after a long day of classes did more to ease your body than any herbal tea or mediation technique. You’d sometimes joke about how he might’ve been a hairdresser in his past life to which he replied with a simple chuckle and a shake of the head. “I’m doing it as practice for when we have a daughter,” he wants to say, but he stops himself. You’ll know one day.

Everyone paints CHENLE as this very materialistic guy, but to me I feel like he’d be the type to view sentimental value above all else when it comes to his significant other. That is, if he’s comfortable enough to be vulnerable with you. One way of doing this, as odd as it sounds, is sending you memes and adding a text saying “us” or “u lol” under it. Don’t be fooled though! It’s not cliche stock photo couple memes.

He views you as his best friend. So of course he’s gonna consistently send you posts he finds on instagram. Though the frequency of these posts have increased tenfold, he blames it on everything conveniently reminding him of you. Who’s gonna tell him….

At the beginning of your relationship, JISUNG was always a nervous wreck. This would result in his hands getting all clammy and wet. It frustrated him to no end. He had finally built up the courage to hold hands with you but somehow god just found a way to intervene. So instead, he made a bold move to place his hand on your shoulder.

This made it all the more easier for him to steer you into the further part of the walkway from the road. He sees you as someone he has to protect. So naturally, he finds himself subconsciously placing his arms over your shoulder, no matter where you guys are.

[italian-wall-lizard]

Top 10 characters that you just want to scream about to anyone who will listen

ohhh boy

you already know who’s at the top of this list

1. alex motherfucking fierro. yeah i’m that predictable

2. nico di angelo, don’t post about him much but my guy needs some love

3. will solace he’s the perfect mix of dork, asshole, and idiot and i love him for it

4. hazel levesque! badass and severely underrated in both the books and the fandom she’s super powerful

5. magnus chase. once again i am that predictable

6. leo valdez, he doesn’t get too much camera time on my page but i love my favorite transmasc asshole

7. hey look not a rrverse character! charlie spring. i need help

8. another rare character! aled last, he is so complex and interesting to try to figure out. also i just love him

9. samirah al-abbas, she’s so fucking cool. balances saving the world, collecting dead norse souls, a fiancé, fasting for ramadan (when she doesn’t even have to in sotd because she was traveling), training to stop her asshole father from being able to control her, and on top of that has time to do ap trig? forget stopping loki with a walnut THAT was the real accomplishment of the series

10. rayla. the loml forever and ever we’re actually married if you didn’t know

[siennabook]

𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄    𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒    𝐎𝐅    𝐓𝐇𝐄    𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂    𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐒.  

ARIES        :      tries    to    do    everything    at    once.      doesn’t    know    when    to    stop    and    take    care    of    themselves.      bends    over    backwards    for    everyone    even    if    someone    did    them    dirty.        has    entirely    too    much    on    their    plate.

TAURUS        :      idealistic.        spends    a    lot    of    time    trying    to    impress    others.        doesn’t    like    to    apologise.        eating    is    a    coping    mechanism    or    just    addictive    personalities    in    general.        a    tad    co  -  dependent.

GEMINI        :        the    most    flip  -  floppy    people    ever.      what’s    today’s    mood    ?.      never    apologises.      in    denial    90%    of    the    time.      their    way    is    the    highway.      desperately    needs    a    break.      they    have    a    hard    time    setting    goals    because    their    goals    scare    them.

CANCER        :      the    literal    meaning    of    “    i’ll    give    you    the    shirt    off    my    back    ”.      isolates    themselves    in    fear    of    someone    hurting    them.        wants    to    change    but    is    scared    of    change.    complains    a    lot    but    never    takes    advice    people    give    them.

LEO        :      no    one    takes    them    seriously    because    they    always    have    to    portray    themselves    as    the    fun    one.      is    actually    really    sad    inside.        honestly    needs    a    hug.        exhausted    always.

VIRGO        :        can    dish    it    but    can’t    take    it.        rushes    everything.      anxious.      plans    their    future    but    forgets    to    live    in    the    moment.        sometimes    ignores    their    friends    because    they    have    so    much    on    their    mind.      talks    about    themselves    a    lot    and    sometimes    forgets    to    ask    the    other    person    how    they    are.

LIBRA        :      solves    everyone’s    problems    but    their    own.        is    actually    really    sad    and    lonely.        gets    easily    heartbroken    but    tries    not    to    show    it.    will    do    anything    to    justify    bad    decisions.      honestly    just    wants    everyone    to    love    them    but    doesn’t    really    love    themselves.

SCORPIO        :        easily    set    off.        will    give    anyone    the    cold    shoulder    at    any    given    time    even    without    reason.        keeps    a    lot    in.        so    observant    that    they    oftentimes    find    out    things    that    hurt    them.        too    many    “    what    ifs    ”    swirling    in    their    heads.    has    trouble    showing    their    true    self.

SAGITTARIUS        :        impatient.      brash.        commitment    issues.      body    issues.      doesn’t    realise    they    don’t    need    to    change    for    anyone.        has    a    lot    of    different    goals    to    a    point    where    they    get    overwhelmed.        just    wants    to    disappear    and    do    what    they    want    without    anyone    questioning    them.

CAPRICORN        :        scared    people    won’t    like    them    unless    they’re    at    the    top    of    their    game    24/7.        takes    a    lot    for    them    to    talk    about    their    feelings.        secretly    struggling.      fake    happy.      needs    a    plan    but    doesn’t    know    what    that    plan    is.        confident    but    insecure    at    the    same    time.        wants    to    be    stable    but    sometimes    wishes    they    could    drop    everyone’s    expectations    of    them    and    live    normally.

AQUARIUS        :        gets    heartbroken    like    thirty    times    a    week.        trust    issues.        can    be    unmotivated    and    disinterested.        feels    they    have    to    adapt    to    every    person    they    meet    so    they    can    be    liked.        doesn’t    know    how    to    tap    into    their    emotions    despite    being    very    intuitive.        confused.        expects    little.

PISCES        :      empathetic    often    to    a    point    of    no    return.        plays    the    victim.        doesn’t    know    when    to    say    no.      cynical.        hermit.        is    very    impatient.        trusts    everyone    too    much.        can    be    secretly    very    critical    and    judgmental.        can    only    tolerate    maybe    ten    minutes    of    social    interaction.      needs    a    lot    of    validation.

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[bo0zey]

Pick your favorite questions from the list.

i will do them all for u 0.o

1. Name cianna [see-ah-nah]

2. Nationality mexican irish german romanian hungarian french

3. Age 20

4. Birthday december 17, 1999

5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign) sun: sagittarius; ascendant: leo; moon: aries

6. Gender female

7. Sexuality uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk but i will willingly kiss either gender

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself) /tagged/my-face or u could just google pictures of fat rats

9. What do you/did you study? I’m currently a sophomore nursing major!

10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have? I’m currently a microbiology TA and I love it :) My dream job would be something with animals, like a vet tech or veterinarian

11. Your birth order i’m the oldest!

12. How many siblings do you have? 2 younger brothers

13. Do you have good relations with your family? my mom was my best friend, my dad and i get along better now that i’m in college, my brothers and i get along pretty well & we’re staring to get closer now that they’re getting older n growing up n developing their own personalities lol

14. How many friends do you have? errrr idk this is a hard question. i have a lot of acquaintances but i’d say i have maybe like less than 10 real friends??

15. Your relationship status single :D

16. What do you look for in a SO? funny!!!!!!!!!must be humorous!!!!and sarcastic and a little weird w darker sense of humor so we can laugh n be dumb together!!!!!!! also i would like them to be kind to me and those around them bc mean ppl suck. also they have to like animals. also i would like them to be loyal and trustworthy and 110% in love w me. and for physical stuff idk kinda attractive but NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE like i personally don't really like the typically ‘attractive’ person??? 

17. Do you have a crush? currently in love w the cute chinese boy who lives across from my dorm room even tho i have never even spoken to him n he is totally unaware of my existence!!!!!!!! hahah oops :D

18. When did you have your first kiss? i mean technically 3rd grade i think but that doesn't really count so like maybe 16????

19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands? i mean in the long term i would definitely like to have a serious relationship but at the moment i’m only into casual stuff bc my heart isn't ready to be broken again sknfkjdbnkjd

20. What are your deal breakers? errrr i’m not sure....cheating is a no no, ppl that are interested in fucking every single person they see is a turn off, DUMB PEOPLE like ppl you can't even have a proper conversation with bc they're so DUMB, and ppl who r mean/judgmental/arrogant

21. How was your day? ok! accidentally slept thru my math class but caught a glimpse of my crush across campus when he was abt to smoke a cig and i got chipotle n i online shopped a ton from shein

22. Favourite food & drink deep dish spinach pizza from giordano’s & orange vitamin water

23. What position do you sleep in? i fall asleep on my left side hugging a body pillow

24. What was your last dream about? ate a braid of hair and inside the braid was bacon

25. Your fears not going to make it thru nursing school, not being financially stable as an adult, not having a family of my own, probably more but those r currently top 3

26. Your dreams i don't have any idk....maybe having like a house of my own and having as many animals as i want?? and i would like a loving partner with a daughter of our own

27. Your goals survive nursing school and lose 40 pounds and don't die before my cat

28. Any pets? i have a dog named cherry Cola, a cat named Leto, and a betta fish named Perc

29. What are your hobbies? writing stories about people in love, listening to music

30. Any cool places in your area? in my college town??? NO it sucks. in my hometown??? Not really it’s a small lil village with only restaurants and parks. but at home i’m near downtown chicago so that’s cool i guess

31. What was your last awkward situation? the first thing that comes to mind is my FIRST and so far ONLY encounter with my crush. we live in the same dorm building and i was wearing my nursing scrubs and had no make up on and about to go upstairs to my dorm, and then i heard footsteps and i was like ‘hahaha what if its my crush’ AND THEN HE FUCKIGJNG appeared from down the hallway to go back to HIS DORM [which is RIGHT ACROSS FROM MINE] and i literally STARED at him, then threw open the door and RAN UP THE STAIRS LIKE I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND HE WAS LIKE SO CLOSE BEHIND ME I WAS JUST SO NERVOUS MY FLIGHT OR FIGHT RESPONSE TOOK OVER AND I FUCKING FLED I LITERALLY RAN AWAY FROM HIM I AHTE MYSELF SO MUCH IM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

32. What is your last regret? errrrr idk i regret a lot of dumb things.......

33. Language/s you can speak English n a LITTLE bit of Spanish

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.) i’m really into zodiac stuff and i have got to say they are pretty spot on in accuracy idk

35. Have any quirks? ummmm ofc!!i am the quirkiest person i know hajnjfxbkjx like if u asked my roommates/friends they’d probably be better at answering this than me bc i don't see anything abt me as quirky but they always tell me i am quirky and do weird things but idk man I'm just existing 

36. Your pet peeves err idk currently its ppl that constantly brag about dumb shit

37. Ideal vacation somewhere warm with me + the ocean + the loml + unlimited alcohol

38. Any scars? yeah :D both emotional AND physical!!!!

39. What does your last text message say? ‘ok thats a more than fair statement’

40. Last 5 things from your search history how many carbs should i eat, chipotle bowl calories, is the grim reaper the angel of death, ceftriaxone adverse effects, red man syndrome

41. What's your [device] background? lockscreen is a peach-theme background i made and home screen is my weight loss goals

42. What do you daydream about? the characters in my stories.................and being skinny 

43. Describe your dream home pretty brick house??? flowers outside??? 3 floors--main floor, basement and upstairs??? 3 bedrooms n 3 bathrooms maybe??? master bedroom has its own bathroom!!! and open concept main floor. big kitchen and very homey n warm all around. as for like an apartment i want something cozy and aesthetically pleasing and warm 

44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion i don't have a religion but if ppl do have a religion then thats not my business

45. Your personality type entj but only bc i got 3% extraverted; i am very closely related to intj tho n i think i fit that one better

46. The most dangerous thing you've done uhhhhhh probably operating a vehicle while high out of my mind. definitely the dumbest thing i ever did 0/10 would recommend anyone ever doing that

47. Are you happy with your current life? its ok but it could probably be better. i want to be done w college and skip to the part where i have a successful career and my own home and i can lay up w the loml every night

48. Some things you've tried in your life alcohol???weed??gummy edibles....

49. What does your wardrobe consist of? sweaters/sweatshirts/leggings

50. Favourite colour to wear? black, maroon, peach, purple, gray, idk

51. How would you describe your style? oh jeez idk i wear whatever i want so like e-girl when i really try and basic white girl when i don't care

52. Are you happy with your current looks? no i hate everything about myself lol

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be? more freckles on my face....also be thinner n have longer hair

54. Any tattoos or piercings? my nose and septum are pierced!

55. Do you get complimented often? kinda by my friends but i always yell at them to stop so they don't compliment like as much bc they know i hate it but they still do it sometimes idk

56. Favourite aesthetic? i wanna be an e-girl yo!!!!!!!!! 

57. A popular trend that you dislike nobody has a crush on me and i hate it

58. Songs you're currently obsessed with? pied piper by BTS

59. Song you normally wouldn't admit you like. anything by BTS lol i used to like be embarrassed for how much i like k pop but now i don't really care lol #stanBTS2020

60. Favourite genre? rap/r n b/alternative

61. Favourite artist/band/genre? i listen to every genre except country sooooooo yeah i really like billie eilish, BTS, the weeknd, juicewrld, lil nas x, trippie red, post malone,

62. Hated popular songs/artists? i don't rlly like selena gomez or justin bieber or taylor swift

63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5 only - RY X i.f.l.y. - Bazzi novacane - frank ocean jungle - drake bang! - trippie redd

64. Can you sing or play any instruments? no and no

65. Do you like karaoke? no but i like to sing along to songs when I'm alone

66. Own any albums? haha noooo i got apple music son

67. Do you listen to radio? What stations? errr RARELY i used to listen to r n b stations tho

68. Favourite movie/series? idk donnie darko?? i also just finished tharntype n that was really good. also i liked tokyo ghoul. AND GIVEN IS REALLY GOOD

69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc i like horror/scary/paranormal/funny movies and i like love stories in books

70. Your fictional crush/es danny phantom, ken kaneki

71. Which fictional character is you? uhhhh idk...

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so frerard, ryden, taekook, mewgulf

73. Favourite greek god? idk they all kinda suck but maybe hades

74. A legend from where you live that you like i don't really know any:(

75. Do you like art? What's your favourite work or artist? i like to look at art! i think van gogh is cool

76. Can you share your other social media? ig: ciannnna venmo: ciannnna

77. Favourite youtubers? i don't really watch youtubers but maybe shane dawson and emma chamberlain

78. Favourite platform? twitter

79. How much time do you spend on the internet? too much time

80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite? i once played GTA5 that was fun!

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts) idk i don't really read anymore:/ i was into the hunger games and the twilight series when i was young. now i kinda read online manga and i really liked BJ Alex and killing stalking. and like for online books the unholyverse series, a splitting of the mind, the anatomy of a fall

82. Do you play board/card games? no but i like to play checkers and uno and cards against humanity

83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema? nopee

84. Favourite holiday halloween is cool also christmas is alright bc gifts

85. Are you into dramas? i’ve been getting into thai boys love dramas lol sue me

86. Would you use death note, if you had one? um YES.

87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to? everyone needs to be a little kinder and have a crush on me

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse? absolutely not I'm not physically fit and don't have useful skills

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be? vampire duh [or maybe ghost]

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death? i want to see my mom

91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick? idk something cool ... i love the name Daisy

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week? idk probably kylie jenner

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo idk the alien? 94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true -im very productive with my time management skills -my favorite color is purple -i don't get nervous when I'm alone in public

95. Cold or hot? cold

96. Be a hero or be a villain? anti-hero

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme? sing if i’m good at it but if I'm not good then rhyme

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time? shapeshifting

99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?immortal

100. ..... or .....? ......?

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30 Questions Tag

I was tagged by @breathingfireheart Sorry I took so long! 

Rules - Answer 30 questions and tag 10 blogs of your choosing. There are probably some typos in here, so sorry in advance. Let’s gooo!

Nicknames: Jackie, Jickle, AllerJackie (Because I have the worst year round allergies), and too many more to list

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5′5″/165cm

Time: 10:33pm (20:33) EST

Birthday: July 30th

Favorite Bands: The 1975, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Florence & The Machine, and several more 

Favorite Solo Artist: Harry Styles, AKA the LOML

Song Stuck in my Head: Nothing? (I literally sat here trying to think of a song that’s stuck in my head and I’m empty handed)

Last Movie I Watched: Everything, Everything 

Last Show I Watched: The Flash

When I Created this Blog: June 2016? I think

What I Post: Anything related to my general interest, a lot of books and shows and the like :)

Last thing I Googled: “5′5″ in centimeters”

Do I have any Other Blogs: too many, just old ones that I’ve abandoned through the years

Do I get Asks: I’m not cool enough for that?

Why did I choose my URL: Most of the time when I speak to anyone about my interests, they tend to say, “Jackie, please stop.” So, it felt rather fitting.

Following: 695

Followers: 97

Favorite Snack for Movie/TV: Anything that I happen to be in the mood for at the time, lol

Average Hours of Sleep: Yikes, like 4-6?

Lucky Number: 7

Instruments: Flute, Bassoon, Drums

What I’m Wearing Right Now: A school t-shirt and some sweatpants

Who was my First Celebrity Crush: Joe Jonas...you guys don’t even know omg!

Dream Job: Book Editor or working for a publisher of some sort

Dream Trips: I really want to visit Italy

Favorite Food: Churros!!!

Nationality: American

Favorite Song: It always changes, I actually don’t know. Probably something by Michael Jackson.

I’m breaking the rules a little bit. There are too many blogs I’d like to tag. So if you see this and you wanna participate, just say you were tagged by me :) Laziness at its finest.

This was fun, I’ve never been tagged before.