#stop the husker worship

[jaidacorvera]

So, no one asks how or why I call our governor a pig farmer.

It's the truth. He owns Pillen Family Farms, a pig farming enterprise of 108 pig farms owned by him.

And he is polluting our water.

On top of that, he has the gall to refuse someone's critique of his operations by not even reading her work and attacking her for her heritage, not more than minutes after he claimed our state was the most accepting. Which begs me to ask - the most accepting of what, Jimmy?

The only reason he got into office is because Pete Ricketts guaranteed the seat for him and because he "rescued a fumble at a game".

[seramilla]

What are the main casts' reactions to Saint Vaggie? Im honestly imagining Alastor being mad jealous or sm like that

Charlie is over the moon for Vaggie. Ever since Vaggie opened up to her about it, she’s thought Vaggie was so selfless and brave for saving that OG cannibal kid during the Extermination when they met. She's so glad her girlfriend is finally getting the recognition she deserves, and that other people finally see how wonderful she is, the way Charlie does.

Angel Dust thought it was weird at first, and he teased Vaggie about it relentlessly, in a friendly, poking fun kind of way. Eventually his feelings start to mirror Charlie's -- proud of Vaggie and happy for her, but obviously seeing the irony of how this one small act of kindness ballooned into an almost reverse-redemption for Vaggie. She was thrown out of Heaven for saving one kid and is now put on an even higher pedestal for her Order saving more.

Husker was like Angel Dust at first -- thinking what the fuck is going on, and why is this happening over one scrawny kid? He doesn't get it. But he's still proud of her. He will randomly ruffle her hair if she passes by and say something like, "You did good, kid," and Vaggie will get flustered and keep insisting, "How many times do I have to tell you people, I didn't DO ANYTHING!"

Lucifer is like Carmilla -- rubbing it in Heaven's face whenever he can. He will randomly call up angels that used to be in his circle and say things like, "Soooo...have you heard my future daughter-in-law is a saint? You haven't?! Well buddy, have I got a story for you!" Even though he's told the same story over and over, ad nauseam, until the other angels are blue in the face. Eventually they just stop answering his calls.

Alastor is frustrated and a bit intimidated. Since being a saint and accumulating worshiping souls has a direct effect on Vaggie's power, he's now got two powerful angels to deal with. Vaggie seems oblivious to her own strength and doesn't even seem to want to use it, which both perplexes and frustrates him to no end. He worked hard for all his souls, and she's accumulated so much power relatively overnight! He thought he only had the annoying Lucifer to deal with, but now he has to consider Vaggie as a potential threat in his quest for power. It will be better for him if she never realizes what she's capable of.

Niffty is...Niffty. Mostly oblivious. She's off killing bugs, as one does.

Sir Pentious is looking down at Vaggie from Heaven very proud. He's just...so happy. No thoughts, just happy!