#stopring

[p4rallex]

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[cottonfluffswirl]

CRISPizza

[mushed-kid]

[someexistite]

Autistic Rant about a sign

Oh hey, it's you again! Wait, you're not ____? Well... shit. Anyways, I went to the antique mall the other day and found this thing that set off my autism.

This is not a sign. This is a travesty. We do NOT make signs like this. It is INCORRECT. Do NOT do this. This is why we can't have nice things.

There are so many god damn things wrong with this sign.

For starters, here's what the sign looks like in its natural habitat.

It's tiny. It is microscopic. From what I remember, it was sized somewhere between a standard license plate and a motorcycle license plate. In other words, very small. According to the Standard Highway Signs (SHS) manual, Sign lettering should be no less than 3 inches tall. Given that a standard license plate is only 6 inches tall and this sign is smaller and has a massive white rectangle in the middle, I feel safe in saying that the text size is too small.

Speaking of the massive white rectangle, why the hell is it there? It serves NO purpose. The sign would've been just as garbage without it, you don't need to separate those two lines of text, especially since you didn't bother putting a white outline around the sign, and you definitely don't need an oversized hyphen in there, so why is it there? It's just a waste of space.

Come to think of it, why isn't there a white border on the sign? Was there really a reason for this sign being so small? Also, why is the text white? It's on an orange background, shouldn't the text and all that be black.

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WHY THE FUCK IS THE SIGN ORANGE??? What the hell did you gain from that? Those fuckers down at not Kleem Inc so why the hell should I care who made the sign Incorporated LLC know DAMN well orange is for construction signs and construction signs ONLY. You couldn't go with a white sign? There's plenty of similar signs in white! Or at least a blue one? The blue has local precedent as an "END [administrative division] MAINTENANCE" sign!

I'm surprised they used the correct abbreviation for "maintenance." At this rate, I'd expect it to be shortened to "MAINTE" or some garbage.

In summary, this sign sucks and it should've never been made. It's microscopic, the wrong colors in every way, poorly designed, and rage-inducing. I would be happy it's no longer in use, but it means some poor soul is gonna take this sign home, not knowing the sins it has committed. It's also twenty fucking dollars, like, really? There were full-size stop signs for the same price at that booth! Why would I choose Pain and Suffering: The Sign over a stop sign? There were so many other, much more substantial signs at that booth for less.

If you notice that I keep changing who I'm referring to between "them" and "you", please stop noticing it.

kk bye thanks for coming to my autism talk

[geee-three]

stodpsfopzfopeipleassseoxixqntocsntstopstopp lease

oooooo children are gomna be the death of meee

[townslore]

please someone make them stopr i cant take it anymroe. plaese (pro/ship dni)

[soberscientistlife]

STOPR PROJECT 2025

This will effect us all

[mylove-thresher]

STOPPPPPPPP STOP REMEMBERING STOPPP THIS NEVER HAPPENED NOTHING IS REAL NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL STOPPPPPPP GHHHHHHHGGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO STOP SNRRRFFF SNIFF OUHHH SNSPPS NOOOOOO STOP STOP ITT STOPR RIGHT NOW DO NOT REMEMBER SNY OF THIS STOPPPPP AGGHGGGG SNIFDSAMSSMEOEJHEHSSASSGHHG

[incorrect-shoujisquad]

mha as things my friends on discord have said 5 but its purely sero misspelling everything

shouji: i would use my main acc but im feeling homophobic today

sero: ANGELO?

sero: STOP THIS

sero: HELP*

uraraka: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HELP??

sero: SHUT UP

shouji: angelo!!!

sero: BRO 😭

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sero: no ome lmows wnay i wanna say and i dont eother soni have to keep finding ways to sau it LPKE IDK

sero: mhm

todoroki: and you wonder why people dont know what youre trying to say

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ojirou: guys please i need to be publicly executed

sero: omg no youre so eeecy sodnt leyx soemhfe ecevhte you 🥺

kaminari: HELP?

sero: howfid i fuck up thay bas

kirishima: its ok bae try again

sero: i MEANT omg no youre so sexy dont let someone execute you 🥺

ojirou: ok that makes sense

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kirishima: do you guys chew jolly ranchers

sero: if yoo chee kolly rancher is dll perspnally dtsg you o hell

bakugou: iida translate

sero: STOPR

iida: "if you chew jolly ranchers i will personally drag you to hell"

sero: HOWD DONYOU DOT HAY

iida: said it once, i will say it again, i speak illiteracy

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masterlist <3

[lemonsweet]

I need to stopr using chat gpt for these purposes

[mugzymiik]

STOPR REBLOGGING THIS!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD /SILLY

[quartztwst]

look what my friend just said about azul </3

HE ISNT THAT UGLEE </3 azul doesn’t deserve this </3 (he does)

STOPR I PART MY HAIR THE SAME WAY TOO GRRRRRRR......

[foolnamedjoey]

I've eaten too amyn ari haeads and I can't stopr ocughting

[mattslolita]

i just burped for you mamas hope that turns you on 💖💖

stop saying it doesn’t i know your legs are spread kitten.

please stop burping and flash me instead 💖💖💖💖 ( this a joke calm down everyone )

STOPR DO NAWT CALL ME KITTEN

[clawdouobit]

does anyone have a double barrel I can shoot myself with why are you guys drawing chilchuckSEXUALLY HARASSING LAIOSSS SETTOTOPPPPPPPPPPPPPS STOP STOPR OPPPPSTTOPPPPPPP

[yumeyleo]

STOPR I JUST WAS A REFERENCE FOR FIUTURE LEO I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM LIKE.........THAT................................................. EHATYJE FUCK WHATTHE FUCK GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE THIS IS PINTEREST..ive seen much worse but ITS THE TOP OF THE PAGE WAIT A SEC JESUS CHRIST LESBIAN ELF JESUS HELP ME

oh my god its THE ENTIRE PAGE