#stratocumulusperlucidus

[cricketnationrise]

Took me forever to send you this because I couldn't decide which Beyoncé lyrics to send (if the ones I picked aren't inspiring, feel free to request different ones, there's so many to pick from!) so I hope i'm not too late 🙃 this is so fun, thank you for organizing this fest!

9:26pm, the brownstone, Alex Claremont-Diaz, "Private show with the music blasting / He like to call me Peaches when we get this nasty", rated E 😈

My Ao3 username is Calou 😊

fitting that you were right under the wire in submitting because it took me almost five months to get to this prompt. i hope its worth the wait!

a big thank you to everyone who submitted and to everyone who's been reading and commenting along the way. i love doing the ficlet fests, the prompts are always a delight and let me get out of any writing funk i find myself in. yall rock.

as a parting gift for Ficlet Fest 500, please enjoy exactly 1000 words of straight gay up filth, as requested in the GC.

read the rest of the ficlets here

❤️🤍💙❤️🤍💙

9:26pm, the brownstone

Alex’s brain falls out of his head when Henry comes downstairs. He apparently took Pez’s dress code seriously for once; he’s dressed to fucking impress. (Alex is so far past impressed he’s having heart palpitations.) Henry looks good in everything, from a full suit to sweatpants, but when he lets himself relax, lets himself lean into being one hundred percent himself, he ascends to a whole other level.

His white shorts are going to be the death of Alex. They’re short, showing off strong calves and stacked, polo-playing thighs, and just this side of respectably opaque. But if there’s a strong enough backlight, anyone who isn’t intimately familiar with Henry’s particular topography, will be. The shorts would be enough to cause Alex a factory reset, but then he notices the shirt. It’s halfway unbuttoned, straining to accommodate Henry’s wide shoulders, and short enough in the torso that he’s baring midriff. And it’s one of Alex’s shirts. The novelty ice cream cone print has never looked so fucking good. 

Alex can see the tops of Henry’s hipbones—they’re mouth-wateringly obscene. Henry shouldn’t be allowed out of the house like this; he’s a danger to everyone around him. Drivers will run their cars off the road, pedestrians will walk into poles, et fucking cetera. Really, Alex has a fucking duty toward public safety to tackle Henry onto their couch and take him apart with his teeth. 

So he does.

Henry makes a noise somewhere between a squawk and a whimper and Alex wants to lick it out of his mouth. He captures Henry’s lips in a kiss as they land, barely letting him breathe, let alone put up a token protest because he feels like they should be social. Henry groans and melts into the cushions, letting Alex do whatever he wants. The trust Henry puts in him is heady, and Alex spirals that much higher when Henry throws his arms around Alex’s neck to keep him in place. His own hands are busy mapping every bit of exposed skin on Henry’s chest, slipping beneath Alex’s own fucking shirt to reach the scant inches that are still hidden below fabric. Alex takes advantage of Henry’s gasp of pleasure when Alex scratches lightly at his bicep to slip his tongue inside Henry’s mouth.

Both of them are already breathing hard, the sound of spit and panting filling the air. Alex manages to stop kissing Henry’s mouth, but only to nip down his throat, pausing at the pulse point to bite down. Henry always complains about having to be careful of covering the marks Alex leaves, but he never actually asks Alex to stop. (They were thirty minutes late to meet Nora for brunch last month when Alex caught Henry pressing down on a hickey in the bathroom and Alex had to bend him over the sink about it.) Henry’s moan at the graze of Alex’s teeth against his neck is a siren song; the way he tips his head to the side to give Alex more room, a gift from the gods. 

Henry pushes at his head, directing Alex with a pleading whine. Alex is only too happy to oblige, nipping and licking and sucking down Henry’s sternum, fingers fumbling to open the shirt. He spends a few minutes teasing Henry, alternating kisses with quick bites across his soft belly. Alex noses along his waistband, inhaling the scent of sweat and something uniquely Henry. Alex’s hands tighten on Henry’s thighs involuntarily when Henry’s fingers find a home in his hair and pull tight. Alex can’t wait another minute to get Henry’s cock in his mouth.

Alex liberates his curls from Henry’s hands and rearranges them so that Henry is sort of upright and Alex kneels on the floor between his legs. Alex means to dive in at once, but he has to take a second to fully absorb the fucking daydream of a man in front of him. Henry’s eyes have darkened, pupils blown wide and clouded with arousal. He’s sagging into the couch, relying on the furniture to keep him sitting up, seemingly unable to count on his muscles to do the job. Henry’s flushed from his cheeks to his hips, his hairline starting to darken with sweat. Alex’s gaze keeps snagging on the hickey he left—one fine day he’ll give into the desire to leave a whole goddamn collar of them.

Henry shifts, drawing Alex’s attention to his erection, straining against the white fabric of his shorts. Alex can’t help but to give him a firm stroke to his bulge, delighting in the strangled gasp it pulls from Henry. He can feel Henry twitch beneath his palm, can feel Henry’s racing pulse through the fabric, and then he’s moving—undoing Henry’s fly and pulling down his shorts and briefs in one fell swoop.

Henry actually shouts when Alex takes him to the root in one long smooth motion—he’s never been more glad for his lack of gag reflex. He stays there for a moment, breathing through his nose, the tip of Henry’s cock right at the back of his mouth. He looks up at Henry through his eyelashes. Henry’s practically shaking with the effort of holding himself still. How unnecessarily gentlemanly. Alex pries Henry’s hands out of the couch cushion and back into his hair before moving his own hands to Henry’s hips. He blinks twice, their nonverbal green signal, just to really drive the point home. With a mumbled curse, Henry starts thrusting and Alex closes his eyes, groaning every time Henry’s cock dips into his throat.

Alex’s jaw aches from the stretch, and his own cock is leaking and pressing uncomfortably against his zipper, but he couldn’t care less. He’s got Henry filling his mouth, surrounded by his hands and thighs and noises and taste—

They’re definitely going to be late to Pez’s party, if they even make it out of the house. Alex couldn’t give less of a fuck if they don’t; there’ll be other parties.

[kiwiana-writes]

Hello!!

“Hey, have you seen the…? Oh.”  + First Prince?

"Hey, have you seen the…? Oh."

Alex blinks awake slowly, not entirely sure he remembers being on the couch, let alone falling asleep on it. He tilts back his head to see Henry standing over him, looking annoyingly tall from this position, a fond smile on his face even though there's also a worried pinch between his eyebrows.

"I didn't mean to wake you, love." He bends a little, running his hands through Alex's curls. "It's just… you seem to have the cheese grater."

Alex stares down at his hands. "Um."

"Finals are doing a number on you, aren't they?"

[Send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and I'll write you something happy/light-hearted]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I'm not fucked out Nick anon but I've had this in my notes for a couple days because I'm slightly obsessed:

Redacted fucking Taylor on all fours, while Nick is getting fucked on his back and sucking Taylor's dick, and they're all praising him for being such a good cockslut. Redacted's movements are shoving Taylor's cock down Nick's throat and making him choke a little but it's nothing he can't handle (and he actually really enjoys being made to take it). When it gets to be a little too much for Taylor, he's reminded he's not allowed to come before redacted does and all he can do is whine and bite his lip and hold on a bit tighter to Nick's hand (of course they're holding hands while getting railed, @basil-bird you're a genius).

They have Nick clean everything up when they're done: redactette and redacted take turn scooping his own come and Taylor's and feeding it to him, making him lick their fingers clean, and then he gets to lick redacted's come leaking down Taylor's thick hairy juicy thighs.

(The note on my phone is entitled "redactaynick" because I think they need a ship name. It's not perfect because it's unclear whether it's just redacted or if redactette is part of it, so I hope someone comes up with a better name. "Redactaynickette" feels too long and weird lmao but idk)

first off redactaynick is SO FUCKING GOOD. and it works for all four of them too second, i love this

[faketrex]

I turned the fluff dial and the smut dial all the way up until they broke off the machine. Welcome back to the Virtue series! No context necessary.

This one is dedicated to @stratocumulusperlucidus, for all of her kind words.

...

"On A Technicality"

Red, White, & Royal Blue. Alex / Henry.

2.6K words. Rated Explicit.

It’s Henry’s experience that enables him to sense the tipping point: the precise moment when this could shift from a chaste meeting, a hello, I missed you–yes, me too, to a frenzied tryst in a Vanderbilt Hall closet. He can see it. He can practically taste it–can practically taste Alex. After all, it wouldn't be the first time.

Alex seems surprised. “Are you calling me predictable?"

...

Click to read it on AO3

[eusuntgratie]

🪑!!!!!! (Sorry Alex/Raf, I'm excited for it too but CUCK FIC!!!!!!!)

🪑 cuck fic (taynick disaster-verse voice note chap 3)

Nick strips off his tshirt and pushes his pants and trousers down in one efficient motion. He wonders if he should fold them and put them somewhere; their bedroom is so neat and tidy it seems rude to come in and leave his clothes everywhere. But his eyes get stuck on Taylor again, the red marks blooming on his perfect ass, and he lets them fall to the floor.

thank you calou <3

make me write wip game

[insecuregodcomplex]

Fic recs: 6 and 17?

thanks for asking!! incidentally both of my selections are endearing rwrb (firstprince specifically) fics

6. 😊 A fic that made you smile on a bad day

Confidential Memorandum by @sherryvalli is an easy smile <3 sweet and fluffy and dad firstprince, i love

17. ✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time

i did recently reread this fic because i was aiming for that experience: we've been here forever (here's the frozen proof) by @onward--upward!

fic rec asks

[piratefalls]

Fic recs: 2 and 12? 🌷

hi hi hi!!! i am, once again, refusing to follow the single rec rule because i've read too much fic in too many fandoms.

2. A fic you’ve re-read several times

the most immediate one that comes to mind is No I in Team by leupagus and sutlers (mcdanno) because that shit makes me laugh out loud every time.

i haven't reeeeeeeally reread anything for rwrb because i was so busy just trying to keep up to make rec lists, but i know i've reread The Duke Who Loved Me by annesbonny, Inareskai, and schmulte at least twice.

and for 911 it's definitely Hector the Wonder Cat by Phreakycat (buddie) because, again, it made me laugh out loud.

12. A fic you couldn't stop reading once you started

that's so hard because i've bookmarked over 6k fics, so i'll go across multiple fandoms for this one.

the punisher (kastle) has to be in death's dream kingdom by therestlessbrook. stuck with me for weeks after i finished.

for rwrb i'm gonna have to rec my wordsmith friend @alasse9 because here is a map (with your name for a capital) just drew me in from the beginning. she knows how it made me feel lol. (and also for 911 i'll shamelessly pimp her "bobby is buck's dad" fic because it's also delicious.)

ho'okane by Siria (mcdanno) because I love a good marriage of convenience fic.

for destiel, I pac-man'd my way through the put your money where your mouth is 'verse by kototyph because it's delightfully odd and sweet.

there's also so so so many teen wolf/sterek fics in there but for the life of me I cannot come up with one off the top of my head outside of Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel, but that one's definitely a heed the warnings fic.

fic rec ask meme!

[firenati0n]

Hi Roop!! For the sweet and pure ask game: 🍃 + 🎶

hi calou :) :) thank you!!!

🍃- would you rather live in a sea with mermaids or a forest with fairies?

sea with mermaids for sure omg lemme see what is DOWN THERE (or maybe not fjalksjfldasf) also i am def built more for water vs forests. i do not do well with BUGS

🎶- favorite song right now?

i am such a mood listener and i get trapped in spirals with the same songs fr so do NOT judge me when i say that my top songs rn on spotify are In My Place by Coldplay, Boston by Augustana, I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by U2, Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls, and Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. probs bc these are all on my proposal au fic playlist and I've been listening to it on repeat while finishing writing LOL

xoxo roop

[ some sweet asks! :) ]

[mylucayathoughts]

🌸💕 for being kind and lovely, have a kiss on the forehead! pass it on to 10 people 💕🌸

Friend!!! 🥰😍🥰😍

Thank youuu!

[kiwiana-writes]

Fanfic Ask Game:🏅🧠

🏅 What is something you recently felt proud of in regard to your writing (finished a fic, actually planned for once, etc).

Finishing A Practical Arrangement. A thousand percent. That fic fought me every goddamn step of the way for reasons I still don’t understand lmao but I’m fucking stoked with the way it turned out.

🧠 What’s an idea you have that you can’t quite call a WIP yet?

So the thing about my adhd ass is the second I have an idea a doc gets created for it or I WILL forget no matter how much thought I’ve put into what it will be. The one with the least substance (and no words) is a doc just called [firespinning] for which I have no plot, no thoughts, only @firenati0n wanting to add to the MJ Hobby Lore via the fic I write 😂😂

[Fanfic Ask Game (the movie the sequel)]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGevQYd8n/

It's you!!!

HOWD YOU FIND ME

[thesleepyskipper]

Six Sentence Sunday!

Well, I had a very productive Sunday and managed to finish this post-canon wedding one-shot WITH ALL THE FEELS today! This one's for @firenati0n ❤️ with a special shout out to @caterpills for helping me with it!

Thank you to @suseagull04, @sophie1973, @tailsbeth-writes, @onthewaytosomewhere, @iboatedhere for today's tags

and @miss-minnelli who tagged me while I was writing this post!

Here's a little taste:

About five hundred of those five hundred and ten days had been spent planning how to ask Henry to marry him. Alex needed the perfect proposal spot, the perfect ring, the perfect plan. Henry was a prince, for fuck’s sake, and he certainly deserved perfection as far as their engagement was concerned. Alex was nothing if not a perfectionist by nature to begin with, so it should have been easy. He was also a workaholic who was willing to put in a hundred and twenty percent to make sure everything was exactly right. (One hundred and ten was enough for your typical run-of-the-mill overachiever, but not for Alex Claremont-Diaz.)

You can read the rest here on AO3: yours, forever by thesleepyskipper

Would love to see what everyone's been up to this weekend! So consider this an open tag and more tags below the cut!

@welcometololaland, @cricketnationrise, @myheartalivewrites, @kiwiana-writes, @orchidscript

@rmd-writes, @celeritas2997, @noahreids, @alasse9, @cha-melodius

@henryspearl, @tinyarmedtrex, @leaves-of-laurelin, @14carrotghoul

@three-drink-amy, @stereopticons, @smblmn, @lilythesilly, @blueeyedgrlwrites

@nontoxic-writes, @indestructibleheart, @maxbegone, @clockwrkpendrxgon, @piratefalls

@anincompletelist, @anchoredarchangel, @emmalostinwonderland, @littlemisskittentoes @sparklepocalypse,

@judasofsuburbia, @heysweetheart-writes, @bitbybitwrites

@jmagnabo92, @wordsofhoneydew, @run-for-chamo-miles, @zwiazdziarka, @getmehighonmagic

@hgejfmw-hgejhsf, @dragonflylady77, @agame-writes, @nocoastposts, @lightningboltreader

@inexplicablymine, @na-dineee, @notspecialbabe, @benwvatt, @cactusdragon517

@onetwistedmiracle, @ninzied, @porcelainmortal, @bitsnpisces, @theprinceandagcd

@kordeliafawkes, @stratocumulusperlucidus, @idealuk, @stellarmeadow, @eusuntgratie

@lizzie-bennetdarcy, @dreamtigress, @duchessdepolignaca03, @kj-bee,

@priincebutt, @stellarmeadow, @softboynick, @fullsunsets,

@firstprincefairytale, @rachelica9, @readstheroom, @anti-homophobia-cheese, @thighzp

@mikibwrites, @swearphil, @flowerfan2, @rarelyrad, @letloverule1111

[myheartalivewrites]

This or That: RWRB (book) edition

Okay, so I saw a Schitt's Creek version of this game going around the other day and I really wanted to do one for Red, White & Royal Blue because it looked fun!

The rules: I’ll list two things and you pick your favourite and bold it. Or pick both of you can't choose, I’m not your mum. And then tag some friends to join in if you like.

Here we go:

// Cakegate or the Great Turkey Calamity // Red Room or tack room // strumpet or biscuit // Don’t Stop Me Now or Your Song // Yes, good, carry on or We all must learn and grow // Prince Buttercup or Hoe Dameron // Henry runs on NYE or Henry runs from the lake house // I am very, very gay or Bisexuality truly is a rich and complex tapestry // fire under your ass for no good goddamn reason or bottom of the pie crust chat // baby or sweetheart // The whole bloody time or set me on fire // Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi // AN INCOMPLETE LIST or your body comes back to me in dreams // burgundy velvet suit or midnight-blue bomber jacket // bad metaphors about maps or hometown stuff // obtuse fucking asshole or then fucking have me // America: He is my choice or Never tell me the odds // sería una mentira porque no sería él or history, huh? // I’m never gonna love anybody in the world like I love you or I love him on purpose //

I’m gonna tag a million billion people below the break. If you do this please use the 'this or that: rwrb edition' tag below or tag me, because I want to see it making the rounds! 

@thesleepyskipper @cha-melodius @kiwiana-writes @welcometololaland @celaestis1

@dumbpeachjuice @cheesecurdsgravyandfries @lamsfan1 @zwiazdziarka @cultofsappho

@14carrotghoul @daisymae-12 @letloverule1111 @historicallysam @largepeachicedtea

@indomitable-love @cricketnationrise @happiness-of-the-pursuit @stereopticons @whimsymanaged

@tintagel-or-cockleshells @notspecialbabe @smc-27 @lizzie-bennetdarcy @firenati0n

@orchidscript @rwrbsource @sherryvalli @fromkenari @duchessdepolignaca03

@sparklepocalypse @rmd-writes @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @inexplicablymine @celeritas2997

@indestructibleheart @ninzied @smblmn @piratefalls @jettestar

@jamilas-pen @porcelainmortal @blueeyedgrlwrites @faketrex @henryspearl

@tailsbeth-writes @jackzimmermemes @caterpills @maxbegone @papiercranes

@alasse9 @three-drink-amy @clottedcreamfudge @everwitch-magiks @stratocumulusperlucidus

@anti-homophobia-cheese @judasofsuburbia @theprinceandagcd @roseharpermaxwell @onthewaytosomewhere

@onetwistedmiracle @suseagull04 @thedramasummer @seanchaidh7 @na-dineee

@gayrootvegetable @wordsofhoneydew @littlemisskittentoes @heysweetheart-writes @jettestar

@b13-maybethistime @anincompletelist @read-and-write- @heartitinthesilence @bitbybitwrites

@daydreamingduckling @sophie1973 @legallyobtuse

😅 phew! I dug deep in there. If I haven't got you I'M SORRY, DO IT ANYWAY.

Also here's the blank version of the list if you just want to copy and paste that:

// Cakegate or the Great Turkey Calamity // Red Room or tack room // strumpet or biscuit // Don’t Stop Me Now or Your Song // Yes, good, carry on or We all must learn and grow // Prince Buttercup or Hoe Dameron // Henry runs on NYE or Henry runs from the lake house // I am very, very gay or Bisexuality truly is a rich and complex tapestry // fire under your ass for no good goddamn reason or bottom of the pie crust chat // baby or sweetheart // The whole bloody time or set me on fire // Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi // AN INCOMPLETE LIST or your body comes back to me in dreams // burgundy velvet suit or midnight-blue bomber jacket // bad metaphors about maps or hometown stuff // obtuse fucking asshole or then fucking have me // America: He is my choice or Never tell me the odds // sería una mentira porque no sería él or history, huh? // I’m never gonna love anybody in the world like I love you or I love him on purpose //

[insecuregodcomplex]

Hiii! For the ask game: 🔥🌼

hi hi🥰 thanks for asking!

🔥last song you listened to?

🌼go-to comfort food?

probably like a grilled cheese

send me emojis

[piratefalls]

Hiii! For the tv show ask game: Minx?

i haven't seen it yet! i've definitely heard of it (because tzp, duh) and it's definitely on my to-watch list!

send me a series or film!

[firenati0n]

Hi Roop! 8, 21 and 23 for the ssk game?

HELLO FRIEND!!!! sorry for the late late late reply, i was off tumblr for a sec but i am here and ready to answer <3

8. Do you collect anything? If so, what?

I collect souvenir pennies from everywhere i visit!! and postcards from museums. i have so so so many. oh AND quirky earrings. i love a fun earring!

21. What’s your favorite period in art history, your favorite famous work and/or your favorite style of art? If you don’t know any that’s ok!

ooooooh. this is. literally impossible to answer. i am such a slut for art museums...art...ahhhhh...i am partial to the renaissance era, impressionism, post-impressionism, art nouveau, some expressionism (kandinsky!!!), surrealism, and pop art....but i love all art afjsdlkjfkldas this is so difficult thank you for asking it though bc it sent me down my art rabbit hole!

23. Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?

sing-along songs :) currently in rotation: No Scrubs by TLC, This Love by Maroon 5, Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls, Boston by Augustana, and No Control by One Direction

thank you xoxoxoxoxo

[ask me a question to distract me from Existential Horrors]