#stupid alien baby

[ethandoesathing]

XYLLA WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK JESUS CHRIST LADY

[flwjdk]

they are accepting

[lslehmon]

Thinking rlly hard about how ivan strangled till with his thumbs over the arteries and not the windpipe. It was never a way to end till himself or a double suicide attempt it was purely selfishly sacrificial.

[crustyfloor]

WHY IS HE EATING A BRICK IS HE STUPID

[vanderspeiglemd]

I will not respond to the bad take I will not respond to the bad take I will no-

But here's the thing, in no narrative sense does it work out how utterly stupid they make Harry. Disabled caricature rainman thing yeah believe me I get that but truly think about it, how the fuck do you get a scientist on his planet, entrusted to travel lightyears on an extremely important mission but also doesn't know a single thing? His people came here for thousands of years but he knows nothing about humans? He doesn't know their emotions could influence him? He doesn't know very basic things? This assumption is such lazy ass writing, I didn't want to create a solid backstory so I hand wave any question as uh he's stupid haha.

And I'll keep harping on it but creative choices don't exist in a vacuum, being culturally uneducated or emotionally stunted does not make you a fucking child. Narratively, even if you take away that it entirely retcons s1, Harry basically being 'born' the second he landed on earth is nonsense, he had a life, personality, expertise before he came here. His former life would be built on by his experiences and lend to his learning on earth not completely erased so he's just somehow a cruel, oblivious stereotype.

[bumblingbabooshka]

I like Tuvok canonically having a crush on Noss that he struggles through because it means that something about this stranded spider hunter appealed greatly to him and I want to know what that is

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

The fact that some Bots see human children as younglings and sparkling or whatever the heck is the equivalent of a Cybertronian baby is... is just so enduring to me!!

Imagine if we are talking about a TF version like TFP where the war has almost killed all Cybertronian and the survivor just come to earth and see human children and... and... and...

You guys catch the idea, right???

[guideaus]

whats wrong with this man

[ztupid-alenzx]

CHILD.(TW a bit of scars!!)

HAIWWGWUWUUWWHWGWU I GOT A LIL GLEEBEL GLORPW WJEJWHJWVW

he’s my son now.

[testing-tranquility]

Trass.

hi :)

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[soupsailor]

just finished playing half life

what

[finalhaunts]

It’s insane just how quickly and easily humans can find something ugly or monstrous endearing. Before we watched Alien: Resurrection I showed my friends the Newborn bc I had seen the movie before and we were fucking ripping into it, just talking about how it was so ugly and weird looking and that it didn’t look appealing from a horror standpoint at all. And when it showed up in the movie we kept up that same tone of “LMAAAOOOO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING” but like VERY quickly our attitude changed up and we were like “Oh aw okay. Wait a minute it’s kind of cute.” And we were genuinely distraught during its death scene and the fact that we changed lanes that fast will never not be fucking hilarious

[waspstar]

star trek is so fucking stupid lol

[brebug242posts]

Alien shapeshifters 

they shift into someone’s loved one

they only way they find out it ain’t them is because they have the weirdest nicknames for each other

[steevejr]

i know theyre my own ocs and i wrote them but damn i sure would love to know about their lives.