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XYLLA WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK JESUS CHRIST LADY
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they are accepting
#currently fighting my finals but i promise ill post something more than a doodle </3#at some point in the future#me because i thought victoria is the cutest name for vidcunds child#no baby alien was harmed. only stupid vidcunds heart#the curious brothers#ts2#ts2 premades#fanart#comic#artists on tumblr#vidcund curious#pascal curious#lazlo curious#circe beaker#the sims 2#art#valdraws
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hey you get it its an alien stage alien au—wait a minute... this is just invader zim !!!
some more random info abt this au under the read more ^_^ open at your own risk its a lot of yapping
till makes it his mission to expose the aliens (mostly ivan. he has personal beef with him) to the rest of humanity, but he's the boy who cried wolf. no one believes him because he's been talking about aliens and bigfoot and mothman and whatever nonstop all his life.
till loves the supernatural but also fears it. it consumes most of his waking thoughts. he doesn't like how quickly the aliens grow close to mizi out of a desire to protect her from the (presumed) threat. he's kinda like if dib invader zim was some gay art kid instead of like a supergenius
this threatening feeling comes from till assuming that ivan and sua are on earth for some kind of conquest and or abduction reasons. are they actually? who knows...
mizi is a bit of a hopeless romantic and finding out that sua was an alien only served to make her fall for her more. she could think of nothing more romantic than this scenario, actually. even till screaming danger at her cannot deter her from her love
ivan fights with till and riles him up because he finds how expressive he is utterly fascinating. he says its to "learn more about humans" but mostly he just wants till's attention. he himself doesn't know why he wants this attention, though.
sua and ivan experience a range of emotions in a similar way to humans, yet their species is discouraged from acting emotionally and isnt taught about what any of their feelings mean. all they know, at the start, is that these humans draw some kind of strange feelings out of them that they've never felt before.
(it sticks with the overall theming of alnst being about trying to understand exactly what love means.)
ivan and sua's earpieces are multipurpose tools. they're connected directly to the brain and can't be taken off. they can be used to generate their disguises (its a hologram type of thing), works as a translator so they can communicate with other alien species, etc.
what looks kind of like a nose on the aliens' faces is not a nose. their antennas are used as their olfactory system (they are also quite sensitive)
till is no longer crushing on mizi at this point in his life. sometime during middle school mizi came out to him as a lesbian and so he told her he liked her and it was a whole thing and they both cried. it ended up serving to strengthen their friendship. its been about 4 years-ish since then and theyre still inseparable
till works some kind of shitty service job part time, at which he met hyuna. she's like his cool older college friend and sort of older sister. he plays with her band sometimes
this takes place in who the fuck knows where midwest united states, and the humans are korean-american. till is first generation and usually speaks korean with his mom at home
it takes a while for till to first get a glimpse of ivan and sua's undisguised forms, though when he finally does something about them seems oddly familiar to him.
mizi sees sua's undisguised form long before till does. she does not tell him this
luka is an alien too. wonder what he's up to...
ok thats all love you bye ^_^
#lazers art#alien stage#alnst#alnst till#alnst mizi#alnst ivan#alnst sua#mizisua#ivantill#alien stage invasion#thats it thats the title#HIII ALIENSTAGERS HOW ARE WE FEELING !!!#using my stupid silly au to cope with the absolute nightmare that was round 7#ive been working on this for a long while now but i was suddenly invigorated to finish all my character sheets yesterday#this au is like my baby i mean its a combination of my two favorite alien-related medias#i have so many ideas for things for this i will eventually make some little comics or smth#maybe some more poster-ish designs too i love that stuff it just takes me 5ever#yknow i didnt make this with the intention of sua just Being gaz but about halfway thru#when i realized i had to give her a disguised form i was like wait. shes purple and hates everyone. thats gaz#anwyayssss ^_^ pls reblog and lmk what yall think this is my brainchild and i love it
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Thinking rlly hard about how ivan strangled till with his thumbs over the arteries and not the windpipe. It was never a way to end till himself or a double suicide attempt it was purely selfishly sacrificial.
#alien stage#alnst#alnst till#alnst ivan#alien stage spoilers#alnst theory#i dont think ive seen people point this out#but theres a very specific way to strangle someone to kill them#and thats not it#that and the lack of any markings after ivan lets go#stupid idiot..... go join sua in gay baby hell ivan#doomed toxic yaoi versus doomed pure yuri fight#lehmon.txt
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WHY IS HE EATING A BRICK IS HE STUPID
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they sure dropped down onto this unknown planet with like. NO precautions other than guns. sure u can breathe but like YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABT ANYTHING WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
#hashtag colonization idk#some of the character work has been fun but i can't take it seriously now they just OPENED THE DOOR IMMEDIATELY#'we can breathe the air time to go!!!!!'#fuck off#alien covenant#STOP TOUCHING THINGS YOU STUPID FUCKS#god forbid we pp fucking e#not that u deserve this but uh#you deserve this. because you're all stupid.#do kinda like how this thing reproduces though. always appreciate a more fucked up baby.#and that is one fucked up baby.
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ive decided to raise a gloobo in my own home, I found the grass seeds online, wish me luck :]
#goober#cute#stupid baby#creature#silly guy#silly babies#silly alien#silly fella#little fella#silly bug#worm creature#frog creature#artists on tumblr
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I will not respond to the bad take I will not respond to the bad take I will no-
But here's the thing, in no narrative sense does it work out how utterly stupid they make Harry. Disabled caricature rainman thing yeah believe me I get that but truly think about it, how the fuck do you get a scientist on his planet, entrusted to travel lightyears on an extremely important mission but also doesn't know a single thing? His people came here for thousands of years but he knows nothing about humans? He doesn't know their emotions could influence him? He doesn't know very basic things? This assumption is such lazy ass writing, I didn't want to create a solid backstory so I hand wave any question as uh he's stupid haha.
And I'll keep harping on it but creative choices don't exist in a vacuum, being culturally uneducated or emotionally stunted does not make you a fucking child. Narratively, even if you take away that it entirely retcons s1, Harry basically being 'born' the second he landed on earth is nonsense, he had a life, personality, expertise before he came here. His former life would be built on by his experiences and lend to his learning on earth not completely erased so he's just somehow a cruel, oblivious stereotype.
#resident alien#And if you expect him to ever 'mature' I'm looking at you stupid he's never getting past where he currently is#If somehow in retcon world s1 was a baby and now is supposed to be a teenager why is he exactly the same as he was in pt2 of s2#Why does he forget things they made a big show of him learning he's stuck in sitcom character world#How many times can a mf learn the same seventh heaven ass lessons and you're like oh he's growing so much....for the 10th time 😭#'how does Asta not know' wtf are you ON rn how would she knows anything about aliens what are YOU TALKING about
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I like Tuvok canonically having a crush on Noss that he struggles through because it means that something about this stranded spider hunter appealed greatly to him and I want to know what that is
#TV writers don't write (especially female) love interests with much unique personality so I'm extrapolating heavily#I also changed Noss' design to be more alien-y and reflect her situation (stranded for '14 seasons' alone in hostile territory) more#+ Tuvok's hair is slightly grown out bc they've been there for a while#Noss: -covered in sand dirt and a bit of blood- TUVOK found a rock. It reminds me of your prayer stones - you'll accept??#Tuvok: -accepts the rock gratefully- they are not prayer stones. They are for meditation.#Noss: Blood washes off I used it to kill animal for dinner!!! But for you? MANY roots :)#Tuvok: -turning quickly away to still his beating heart- What a cruel trick of the universe stranding me here with this fascinating woman...#Noss & Tuvok having a reciprocated mutual crush on each other but it's never going to happen bc he's married and loyal and loves T'Pel <3#<- This is also more interesting to me in that Tuvok is saying to Tom that it EARNESTLY doesn't matter that#he likes Noss and Noss likes him and he might never see his wife again - he still wants to remain loyal to her.#<- stronger character statement than if Tuvok just doesn't have any feelings for Noss at all#I like Noss' creaky baby voice it's very unique~!! and her stupid haircut <3 GREAT taste in men...kickass name...love ya Noss!!#bea art tag#st voyager#st voyager art#Noss#Tuvok#Tuvok art
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The fact that some Bots see human children as younglings and sparkling or whatever the heck is the equivalent of a Cybertronian baby is... is just so enduring to me!!
Imagine if we are talking about a TF version like TFP where the war has almost killed all Cybertronian and the survivor just come to earth and see human children and... and... and...
You guys catch the idea, right???
#post#my stuff#maccadam#transformers#stupid thoughts#my stupid brain#my stupid thoughts#stupid stuff#my opinion#sparklings#younglings#alien baby#cybertronian
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Trass.
hi :)
#am I allowed to ask if u want to overwatch duo#sorry im so sorry I genuinely tbh dont expect u to rly answer this BUT I kinda lowkey asked u on discord like a week ago#if it was ok if I like… idk talked to u and wanted ur time like a lil baby#and I see ur on ovw rn#AND IM NOT GONNA ASK bc I don’t…. feel like I have the right to but……….. good luck out there ok and we’ll#if u wanna duo cough cough im here… aha… taah…. sweats and laughs and throws myself off a cliff#anyways. ANYWAYS. sorry sorry. sorry. ok im. im sorry.#hi#I don’t rly know what to say to u but I just#I want… anything.. idk…….. hi#I really really think im so crazy you know#i just#idk anyways alien was sick it was a fun experience w sam btw and im still drunk tee hee. if u couldnt tell#i rly do like those xenomorph critters idk why but I’ve always thought they’re so cool……..#i mean…. acid blood…. they’re so big… BIG TEEF……… very cool……#hhhh…..hhhhi……… <- not sad not desperate aaahahhaahaaaaaahhahhhhaaaahhahahahhahahahahaha#throws myself off a cliff regardless#beeba my beloved#answered#deedis#ew wait I was asking to duo in a tumblr ask here LOL ok sorry I don’t expect u to answer that tbh I rly don’t#I justttttt#idk#idk I just miss u so kuch I hope that’s okay and im sorry#ugh ur prly not even gonna see this I feel so stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid#I mean u prly will but maybe tomo or in quite a few hours or something or#idk I guess that’s okay#idk. idk#anyways… hi I guess
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Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....
#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!!#or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing#NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years#waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line#mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker#you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy#victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know#you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and#doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's#life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze#manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head?#This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and#poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy#she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he#said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch.#No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings.#bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk#that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!!#and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck.#Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he?#was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements#and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm#and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word#choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board.#Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself??#'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person#how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person??#Are you just living in some other reality???#callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me#im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason
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just finished playing half life
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#i played hl AFTER hl2 because the first game gave me so much motion sickness#i found out how to change the FOV to 111 though and that helped a lot. i don’t think i’d have survived without doing that#still oh my god what the fuck just happened#i love it and hate it at the same time#some sections were so difficult#like#EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!#THE MILITARY AND AN ENTIRE ALIEN RACE VS STUPID FUCKING BABYYYY!#BEGIN!!!#gooogoo gogaa- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#like my baby brain couldn’t notice A BUTTON RIGHT NEXT TO A DOOR AND I WAS STUCK ON THAT SECTION FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES#ITS SO EMBARASSINF#thank you whoever made those silent playthroughs of hl i couldn’t have done this without you#noodle.txt
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It’s insane just how quickly and easily humans can find something ugly or monstrous endearing. Before we watched Alien: Resurrection I showed my friends the Newborn bc I had seen the movie before and we were fucking ripping into it, just talking about how it was so ugly and weird looking and that it didn’t look appealing from a horror standpoint at all. And when it showed up in the movie we kept up that same tone of “LMAAAOOOO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING” but like VERY quickly our attitude changed up and we were like “Oh aw okay. Wait a minute it’s kind of cute.” And we were genuinely distraught during its death scene and the fact that we changed lanes that fast will never not be fucking hilarious
#.txt#is there a term for this. finding smth ugly endearing/cute#anyways i don’t like what resurrection did for the alien franchise and i would have preferred it just stayed a trilogy#but it was very fun and stupid and i enjoyed it#and i enjoyed the ugly ass baby. i love you ugly ass baby#alien
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star trek is so fucking stupid lol
#like i look back on all of the hours ive spent watching this series and jesus fucking christ its so fucking stupid.#like it is really stupid#when i first watched tos in dec of 2020 my brother walked in on me watching the corbomite maneuver specifically the scene#with the baby alien man. and dude my brother looked at me like i was crazy for watching it willingly. and i was. i really was#i still am. ive watched 4 series of this bullshit willingly. and i love it#have you seen jackie?
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Alien shapeshifters
they shift into someone’s loved one
they only way they find out it ain’t them is because they have the weirdest nicknames for each other
#no lets not call each other baby lets call each other the most random nicknames#they aliens could never guess them in a million years#oh you thought I'd call my bf babe? no his nickname will be something dumb#oh I won't call my gf babygirl i'll call her something that only we get#this is so stupid I have a headache and my brain is frying at the moment#might be well done soon
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