#submitter: orcasandwhalesharks

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AU where Hokma carries around a miniature Dante in his pocket. He likes to snap them shut for dramatic effect.

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AU where Dante carried around a mini Hokma in their pocket.

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AU where Roland is an extremely competent pigeon.

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AU where Yujin gets a good nights sleep and proceeds to kick the entire Library's ass.

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AU where Tiphereth is a very angry Shiba Inu.

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AU where the librarians are replaced by the TF2 Mercenaries.

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AU where warp trains send their passengers to the Amazing Digital Circus.

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AU where Angela speaks entirely through emojis.

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AU where every single sentence concerning Dante has to make fun of the fact that they have a clock for a face.

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AU where The Thumb resolves all internal disputes via thumb wars.

Kalo got his rank by just being the thumb war champion.

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AU where it's revealed that all of Roland's power was stored in his gloves.

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AU where all the goofiest employees are assigned to the information team just to annoy Yesod.

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AU where The Vermilion Cross wasn't killed, but just decided to follow Elena around "because she seemed chill".

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AU where the Red Mist got her name because she keeps spraying people with a spray bottle full of red dye.

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AU where Meow hitting Angela kills her instantly.

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AU where Lobotomy Corp outsourced every job in the facility to the Rabbit Team.