“Straight dudes will tell you they’re into older women and then the women in question will be barely 300 year old elves without a single wrinkle on their faces. If they saw the older women I want to fuck they’d hurl!” The rogue says, tears welling in her eyes. The rest of her adventuring party tries to console her. The party wizard who is dating a 300 year old elf doesn’t hold it against her, he knows she’s only lashing out because she fumbled a 4000 year old elven gilf
Here’s some random human sketches I just really felt like drawing for some reason-???
Here’s a more HUMAN human Home- he’s just not himself when he’s hungry smhhh
I like to think he’s really quirky- makes up for Wally’s mute behavior- basically almost the complete opposite to what people headcanon home as KDHDHD (I like to think Home gets flustered easily, enjoys be talked to by anyone, and sure, maybe a little over protective of Wally, but he means no harm and genuinely cares for Wally’s well-being. He knows when Wally is stress and needs time to himself. He would persuade, but not force.)
also I didn’t mean to make him look like Wally’s dad whoops KDHFGDHDJD