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sen-sational · 2 years ago
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The Sun And Moon Show As Cat Videos!
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the-faketiccit0by · 2 years ago
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Blood moon, saying this ironically: just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard
Eclipse, also ironically: Leave the mall santas alone
KC: ?!?!??????
Harvest: when can I move out?
Solar Flare: when we're dead... Apparently
Lunar, also ironically: CAN I JOIN?! Ö
Eclipse: I dunno... Can you?
Lunar: oh shid right *ahem* MAY I JOIN
Eclipse: yes you may...
Sun: this family is a fucking nightmare I just wanted one normal Christmas...
Moon: be glad we didn't invite your boyfriend's family... Or your boyfriend for that matter
Earth: *trying to compute the dumbassery*
DJ: I stopped questioning it the moment I met Lunar...
Foxy: didn't you meet Lunar before any of KC's other kids?
DJ: exactly...
Monty: I'm just glad they're actually acting like siblings...
Jigsaw, from the fuckin R A F T E R S: CAN I FUCK THE MALL SANTA?!?!?!!!! :D
Nice Eclipse, there because he doesn't want to spend Christmas alone: ... How is he an alternate version of you and I again?
Eclipse: I don't fuckin know anymore this entire family is fucked...
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yelesomeblue · 1 year ago
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Ok @sinclairmaxwellao3 this is for your mafia au. It was one of the first things I thought of really. I tried to make her a pudgy baby. Never really drawn babies before.
All Fiona did was smile at KC and he fell hard. She is now his beloved granddaughter and non shall disrespect her and live.
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the-incorrect-quotes-show · 2 years ago
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Kill Code: Why is there a hole in the door?
Blood Moon: Simple, Eclipse smacked me, ran, and tried to hold the door closed so I couldn't go through the door
Bloody: So I went THROUGH the door!
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montywithchildhoodtrauma · 2 years ago
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SAMS & MAFS Incorrect quotes because... I don't know at this point
Old Moon: cocks gun and points it at Sun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Old Moon: You spent money on THIS?? Old Sun, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Earth: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Moon: Eyy, homie! Eclipse: But then there's cootie… Monty: Die.
Harvest: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Bloody: Killed without hesitation.
Lunar: Kinda sad* Are you a cuddler? Bloody: We a machine of death and destruction. Lunar: Harvest: …Yeah, we cuddle.
Harvest: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella? Bloody: Don't ever speak to me again.
Puppet: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!! Lunar: What makes you think I read?
Earth: Are you coming to bed? Monty: I can't. This is important. Earth: What? Monty: Someone is wrong on the internet.
Harvest: Bloody! This soup is flaccid! Bloody: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
Lunar: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Eclipse: It's kind of complicated, but Monty- Lunar: Got it. Forget I asked.
Sun: About to do something incredibly stupid Moon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
Monty: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Foxy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Lunar: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Sun: Well Moon, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Moon: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Earth: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. Harvest: Sounds fake but ok.
Foxy: Good morning! Sun: Is it? Is it really?
Harvest: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Harvest: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Sun: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Harvest: Ominous positivity.
Eclipse: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
KC, pointing a camera at Rays: There they are, our sweet baby. Rays, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
Eclipse: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
Bloody: is throwing stones at KC's window KC: You have a phone for a reason, Bloody! THUD KC: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Rays: Where are you going? Monty: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Lunar: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Old Moon: Literally or figuratively? Lunar: I have to specify?
Lunar: working in a flower shop and minding their own business Bloody, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???
KC: Answers phone. Hello? Moon: It's Moon. KC: What did they do this time? Moon: No, it's me, KC. It's actually me. KC: What did you do this time?
Lunar: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Sun: What's that? Lunar: Remorse code. Sun: I'm even angrier now.
Harvest: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
Moon, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. KC: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Monty: Dom or sub? Sun: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Foxy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Sun: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Sun: Here you go. Foxy: Sun: Monty: Why am I here?
Sun: is effectively running on 5% battery* Is the pink panther a lion? Moon: Say that again but slower. Sun: I don’t get it. Moon: He’s a PANTHER. Sun: Is that a type of lion? Moon: No, it’s a fucking panther. Sun: googles panther They aren’t pink? Moon: AND LIONS ARE?!
Sun: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Earth: Several traffic violations. Lunar: Three counts of resisting arrest. Monty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Moon: Also, that’s not our car.
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remytheartist · 2 years ago
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Come get ya human designs for SAMS [BTW CALLING AMALGAM VI OR VIRUS NOW BC OF TODAYS MAFS VID SO IF YALL SEE ME POST MORE AND SAY VI YALL KNOW WHY]
Anyways todays SAMS and MAFS shows had me FUCKED UP
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sigery · 1 year ago
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dying Bloodmoon's few remaining nanomachines attach to Sun to slowly heal. Kill Code some how knows and after the almost loss wants to make it clear he cares for the twins. However no one else knows so Sun isn't sure how he feels about Kill Code trying to be fatherly towards him.
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hauntedsouldreamer · 2 years ago
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BLOODMOON IS BACK!
how will KC react to this
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ikamigami · 2 years ago
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So I was right! Eclipse hated Sun from the beginning because he has memories from kill code (who is a part of Moon)... Moon really wanted to be a better brother... but he did it in completely wrong way imho!
Poor Sun never did anything to you, Eclipse, beside trying to stop you from killing! That's why he trapped you! And it was a valid reason! Screw you, Eclipse! Screw their creator!
Sun has the worst and hardest life of them all... Always suffering... Feeling like he's never enough... And being scared that he's evil and caused all of this...
I can't... And I saw that someone said that Eclipse is a victim of Sun..! $##&@_#$;
I can't stand some of the people in this goddamn fandom!
I really hope that Sun will have a happy ending... Please! Let Sun be truly happy and free for the first time... I feel like I'm going to cry...
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poppyseedoncaffeine · 2 years ago
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More incorrect quotes cuz art blocks a bitch
Lunar: We have to plan, we have to figure something out. Monty: Lunar, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
Moon: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Foxy: Your life? Moon: I- well yes, but-
Lunar: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
Monty: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. Foxy: Blocked. Monty: Sometimes, they’re good girls! Foxy: UNBLOCKED!
Sun, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be… Moon: I’m literally just going to the store.
Sun: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Earth. Sun: Sun: Don’t tell them I said that.
Sun: Why do you keep a diary?! Monty: To keep secrets from Computer.
Lunar: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Lunar, to Earth: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Monty, to Foxy: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Moon: There are two types of people.
Moon: We can't eat. Why are you making pancakes? Sun: For the cats. Moon: Why are you making pancakes for the cats? Sun: They don't know how.
Monty: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Foxy: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? Monty: Whatever caves first!
Sun: How the hell are you still alive? Bloody & Harvest: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
Moon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Bloody: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Harvest: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it. *Both look at the fiery inferno before them as Sun angrily emerges from the flames holding a Barrel and a dead Eclipse*
KC: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Bloody & Harvest.
The only proper way to lie to Lunar:
Lunar: Can I have some? Monty, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it. *Proceeds to buy a huge ass cheesecake for Lunar*
Monty: Watcha doin? Sun: Stealing my neighbor's cat. Monty: Scandalous. Monty: Can I help?
Sun: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Lunar: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? Sun: What? No! What has Monty been telling you? Monty, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
KC: I'm having a baby. Rays: Oh, congradu- Bloody & Harvest wanting a better version of Eclipse, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Monty: No returns. Demon: sobbing But it's making me sad…
Monty: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Lunar: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Lunar: Can I go to the pool? Monty: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free. Lunar: No, can I go by myself? Monty: You don’t want to go with me? Lunar: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Monty: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
Eclipse: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Rays: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
Rays: Moon won’t come out of their room! Lunar: Just tell them I said something. Rays: Like what? Lunar: Anything factually incorrect. Rays, shrugging: If you say so. Moon, arriving moments later: Did you just say the Pluto is a Star?
Monty: slams books down in front of KC Monty: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Moon: You could of said literally anything else. Monty: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Moon: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Eclipse: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
Moon: I've connected the two dots. Rays: You didn't connect shit. Moon: I've connected them.
Lunar: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Eclipse: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Monty: Three of us saw it, Eclipse. How do you explain that? Eclipse: points at Sun Sleep deprivation. points at Monty Paranoia. points at Moon Delusional personality disorder.
Moon: We need a plan to beat Eclipse. Rays: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Moon: Rays: Judge me all you want, I get results.
Lunar: Tell them to eat shit, Rays. Rays: Tell them yourself. Lunar: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse. *Rays nodding behind Lunar*
Eclipse: What are you talking about Monty? You love it here! Monty: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
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sunyandmony · 2 years ago
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[Insert cool post title here]
1 AM things hit hard🤠 I am also inducing references with the emojis, some may be old, some may be new.
Note this includes most characters that did play/react to something on the channel and won't include side characters (sorry Papa KC :'c) in the lore episodes. This also includes crossovers with other shows(only if they play or react to something, not lore episodes!).
If all the other SAMS characters did gaming videos with the BM twins:
🍁/🍄BM+Sun🌤🐈: This combo would most likely be Lunar forcing Sun to play games with the twins just to try and make them get alone, obviously they don't as, well.... Sun and the twins don't have the greatest experiences together.. (we all know why) , and I feel like Sun would feel anxious all the time while playing the game or reacting
🍁/🍄BM+Moon🌙📎: In this situation Moon would just be confused about what's happening and the twins would probably compare new Moon to the Old Moon to get on his nerves, and of course it works, and after the video ends, the twins get their butts kicked if Lunar won't be there that is, or Earth.
🍁/🍄BM+Lunar🌙💫: The twins would most likely keep on trying to bring up the subjects they like, ignore Lunar's warnings and go on without him(depends on what type of game they are playing). Would also most likely quit playing if they feel like it or something doesn't go the way they wanted it to, just like the little kiddos, and also, because they have somewhat of a experience with this little(r) blue guy.
🍁/🍄BM+Eclipse🌗: Eclipse would most likely have a sort of advantage over the twins and in this scenario he would be the one to (f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶)̶ drag them in and play kids game or react to GOD AWFUL kids animations, which we know the twins hate just as much as Eclipse does, but it's better then the twins playing horror games(as in Lunar's and Sun's case).
🍁/🍄BM+Earth🌴🦢: This would be very interesting as neither of them know each other, obviously, the twins try to squeeze as much information out of Earth as possible as to use that information in the future, for, y'all know what, in the rest 90% would be just the twins talking to her about what they did/will do in the past/future and Earth just sitting there, listening as she obviously doesn't understand anything they're talking about.
🍁/🍄BM+Nice Eclipse🌗💫: This scenario speaks for itself mostly, Nice Eclipse would just question why's he's here and play along until he can finally get out, he will enjoy the game for the same of the viewers, but right when the video ends he'd immediately be outta there. The twins would really do much to stop him, they don't see a reason to bother to.
🍁/🍄BM+Jigsaw/Ruin🌘💅: We all know how chaotic and awfully unhinged this duo would be, they would enjoy each other to some extent, even though the twins would probably just be annoyed by Ruin constantly wanting to play a game IN A GAME(if they're playing one at said moment) or during a reaction, but 85% of the time yeah, they could work together.
🍁/🍄 BM+Circus Baby🧈🧦: Most likely would try to annihilate each other at first sight for different reasons on each side. Nothing much to say about this- They would just fight each other, nothing much, a 50/50 chance for neither to win, depends if Circus Baby has her weapon or not.
🍁/🍄BM+Glamrock Freddy🐻✨: Freddy would most likely try to avoid eye contact with the twins at all costs if he somehow got into a round of a game with them in either sides(depends on what they do), and he'd be the one to walk away silently and give up the moment he has to face off with the twins.
🍁/🍄BM+Original Freddy🦀🍀: Freddy would honestly be the same as Earth except he is not innocent and will use his leftover magic on the twins if he has to or if they get too close for comfort to him while they do, whatever they are doing, be it reacting to something like fan animations or fan art or playing a horror game and the twins just decide to scare him randomly. As for the cause Freddy's here? Uhhh... It's a coincidence-
I'm sorry if there were other characters that did appear in the gaming or reaction videos and I didn't include them😭
I just had to finish this draft in here or else I would've been suffering
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sen-sational · 2 years ago
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Tehehe
:3
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the-faketiccit0by · 2 years ago
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KC after adopting Good Eclipse, pointing a camera at him: There they are, our sweet baby
Good Eclipse, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
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yelesomeblue · 1 year ago
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Sun and Moon show au/story idea
I've had this little idea for a Sun and Moon show au/story. Thought of it some time mid February but someone else posted a story very similar to my idea so I just kinda kept it to myself in fear I'd be accused of copying but I figured what the hey.
Now I'm not the best writer, I tend to ramble and can only think of fun scenarios that can happen in my little worlds I think up so bare with me.
Anyway, the whole idea is based right as Sun shoots Bloodmoon with the barrel canon. Bloodmoon only manages to partially dodge the blast, getting severely damaged. Sun immediately regrets what he did as he sees Bloodmoon trembling form struggling to repair. He rushes forward and scoops him up whispering as soothingly as he can that it's alright, he's got him, he'll be ok, it's gonna be ok.
Sun nurses Bloodmoon back to health but without more nano machines Bloodmoon remains kinda small. And cute.
Bloodmoon starts seeing Sun as his new mother. And in his mind his mother needs a mate to protect him and who better than his father.
And that's as far as a connected timeline as I have. I have small scenarios but not sure where in the timeline they'd be. I just felt like sharing with y'all.
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the-incorrect-quotes-show · 2 years ago
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Kill Code: Eclipse..
Eclipse: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck
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montywithchildhoodtrauma · 2 years ago
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More SAMS & MAFS incorrect quotes becuse LUNAR!
Sun: Why would you give a knife to Puppet?! KC, shrugging: Puppet felt unsafe. Sun: Now I feel unsafe! KC: I’m sorry… KC: Would you like a knife?
Puppet: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Monty: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts? Puppet: If a alligator eats your dad, they become your new dad. Monty: I... don't know how to respond to that...
Moon, probably: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
Monty: Can you be serious for five minutes? Lunar: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Monty: Hey. Foxy: Hey? Monty: I can't sleep. :/ Foxy: I can. Goodnight.
Rays: Try not to roll your eyes at me. Moon: I don't have pupils.
Monty: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Puppet. Puppet: Hey, fuck you.
Moon: Is… he meant to be on fire? Monty, staring at Pops on fire: No… not really. Moon: Are you going to do something about it? Monty: Hm… nah.
Monty: Yesterday, I watched Lunar try to eat a decorative rock from Earth's potted plant. Sun caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Lunar started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
Rays: slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading. Monty: This is light?!
Foxy: Remember what I told you. Monty: Don’t be a cunt?
Monty, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Earth, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Sun: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Monty: The afterlife, I guess.
Moon: Earth, gather the others. We need to have another Sun-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Monty: You bought a taco? Puppet: Yes. Monty: From the same truck that hit Lunar?! Puppet, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
Moon: So what do you have planned for the future? Lunar: Lunch. Moon: No, like long term. Lunar: Oh…um, dinner?
Eclipse, done with everything: I don’t think my death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Puppet: Which one? I have three. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Puppet: Which one? I have three. Monty, distantly: HEY!!!
Monty: seductively takes off glasses Wow, you're… blurry. (I like to think their sunglasses are prescription)
Earth: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Puppet… Monty: As you should be. Earth: No, for real, they're kind of- Monty: As. You. Should. Be.
The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Monty: I'm going to let you down. Earth: Sounds fun? Puppet: K. Moon: No, I'm fucking not. Foxy: Do I have to be? Sun: Please god, I am so tired.
Rays: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
Monty: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Sun: But don't you hate yourself. Monty: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Sun, on like 5% seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Sun, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
Puppet: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Lunar: Puppet, what if there are monsters? Puppet: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… Lunar, lying awake at night: I am the monster.
The squad is playing a team sport Earth: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Lunar? Rays: Have you ever played a game with Lunar? Earth: No… Rays: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? Meanwhile, on the other side of the field Lunar, chasing Sun: I SAID STOP FUCKING TALKING!! SHUT YOUR TRAP! COME HERE I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU!
Everyone is playing a board game together Foxy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Earth: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Monty: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Moon: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Monty:... Earth: Oh dear Monty: flips the board
Foxy, at Monty's funeral: I need a moment with them. Pops: Of course. He leaves Foxy, leaning over Monty′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Monty: Yeah, no shit.
Puppet: Are you listening to me? Monty, who's been zoned out since before the conversation started: nods Puppet: What did I just say? Monty: nods Puppet: …
KC: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Rays: KC- Rays: It- it was just an ant-
Foxy, to Puppet and Monty: holding knife out in front of them Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! Puppet: … Monty: … Puppet: That is such an open-ended question. Monty: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-
Foxy: What’s it like being tall? Foxy: Is it nice? Foxy: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Monty: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Lunar: It was one time!
The Squad is at Home Depot Lunar: Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section Monty, Puppet, & Sun: Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles while Sun is screaming his head off, he wanted no part in this! Moon: Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes Rays: Just wanted some goddamn light bulbs and everyone ruined it Earth: In the car sleeping
Monty, to themself: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
Monty: I just heard Lunar call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
Monty: Just be careful, Lunar! Lunar: heading out the door I'm always careful, Monty! Lunar: It's everything around me that's careless.
Earth: I don't want to fight you! Moon: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
Puppet: What’s something you guys are better than Monty at? Foxy: Mario Kart. Lunar: Yeah, video games. Earth: Emotional vulnerability.
Moon: I wasn’t that drunk. Sun: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Moon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Lunaar: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
Rays: That sounds like a terrible plan. Sun: Oh, we've had worse.
Monty: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Monty: That's why I own TEN guns. Monty: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Foxy dies in a game with ships Puppet: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Puppet: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Moon: Legend has it that Foxy still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Foxy: Of course I do.
Puppet: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Monty: Yeah- Moon: kicks in the door
Monty: shatters a window and climbs through it Monty: turns around and helps Lunar through it Breaking and entering is wrong Lunar. Lunar: Okay.
Lunar: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Eclipse: But did I make you cry? Lunar: cries on the spot Eclipse: …Shit.
Monty: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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