More incorrect quotes cuz art blocks a bitch
Lunar: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Monty: Lunar, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
Moon: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Foxy: Your life?
Moon: I- well yes, but-
Lunar: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
Monty: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.
Foxy: Blocked.
Monty: Sometimes, they’re good girls!
Foxy: UNBLOCKED!
Sun, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be…
Moon: I’m literally just going to the store.
Sun: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Earth.
Sun:
Sun: Don’t tell them I said that.
Sun: Why do you keep a diary?!
Monty: To keep secrets from Computer.
Lunar: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Lunar, to Earth: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Monty, to Foxy: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Moon: There are two types of people.
Moon: We can't eat. Why are you making pancakes?
Sun: For the cats.
Moon: Why are you making pancakes for the cats?
Sun: They don't know how.
Monty: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Foxy: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Monty: Whatever caves first!
Sun: How the hell are you still alive?
Bloody & Harvest: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
Moon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
Bloody: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Harvest: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it. *Both look at the fiery inferno before them as Sun angrily emerges from the flames holding a Barrel and a dead Eclipse*
KC: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Bloody & Harvest.
The only proper way to lie to Lunar:
Lunar: Can I have some?
Monty, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it. *Proceeds to buy a huge ass cheesecake for Lunar*
Monty: Watcha doin?
Sun: Stealing my neighbor's cat.
Monty: Scandalous.
Monty: Can I help?
Sun: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Lunar: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Sun: What? No! What has Monty been telling you?
Monty, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
KC: I'm having a baby.
Rays: Oh, congradu-
Bloody & Harvest wanting a better version of Eclipse, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Monty: No returns.
Demon: sobbing But it's making me sad…
Monty: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Lunar: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Lunar: Can I go to the pool?
Monty: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Lunar: No, can I go by myself?
Monty: You don’t want to go with me?
Lunar: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Monty: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
Eclipse: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Rays: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
Rays: Moon won’t come out of their room!
Lunar: Just tell them I said something.
Rays: Like what?
Lunar: Anything factually incorrect.
Rays, shrugging: If you say so.
Moon, arriving moments later: Did you just say the Pluto is a Star?
Monty: slams books down in front of KC
Monty: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Moon: You could of said literally anything else.
Monty: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Moon: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Eclipse: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
Moon: I've connected the two dots.
Rays: You didn't connect shit.
Moon: I've connected them.
Lunar: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Eclipse: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Monty: Three of us saw it, Eclipse. How do you explain that?
Eclipse: points at Sun Sleep deprivation. points at Monty Paranoia. points at Moon Delusional personality disorder.
Moon: We need a plan to beat Eclipse.
Rays: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Moon:
Rays: Judge me all you want, I get results.
Lunar: Tell them to eat shit, Rays.
Rays: Tell them yourself.
Lunar: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse. *Rays nodding behind Lunar*
Eclipse: What are you talking about Monty? You love it here!
Monty: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
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Idk If I'm the only one who think that Sun holds Moon on a pedestal (to some extent). It's hard to explain but I did the exact same thing with members of my family so that's why it looks like that to me (you know, you recognize the pattern of thinking and doing things in a certain way).
It always ends up badly. No one should hold anyone on a pedestal. It makes your relationships unhealthy. This is often common when you have very low self-esteem. At first you have a twisted view of yourself. Then you don't even realise when your view of others starts to get twisted too. And it's often like that that you see yourself as someone worse than others (you're the one with flaws) and then you start to view others as better not only than you but better in general (often better than they truly are) and you stop seeing their flaws. That's why it's a bad thing.
If I'm right about this than Sun and Moon relationship will come up against an obstacle in a future. Unless they'll talk things out between them about their issues, their feelings, all those things that happened to them. If not, it'll get worse for them and it'll cause a lot of drama and create new wounds between brothers.
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure that Sun won't start the talk. And Moon doesn't seem as a type who do this type of things either. So either someone will help them or there will be a drama. The only one person who could help is Monty but idk if he knows how exactly the situation between brothers look like. They have no one else. So it's more probable that it'll turn out to drama. 😮💨
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(I’m sorry for writing again, and this is going to be short and stupid, but gawd dang it I wanna talk. Also spoiler warning.)
New ‘sun and moon show’ video, I watched it and OH MY GAWD I TOLD MYSELF IF THAT B*STERD ECLIPSE EVEN GOT CLOSE TO LUNAR I WOULD LOVE IT AND WHAT DID HE DO?!?! INSTALLED A FREAKING BOMB!!! (I’m sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest) also I’m kinda sad that we didn’t get to see Monty show lunar the house, and do a kinda like MTV cribs skit, or see them play uno. Also am I the only one surprised that Eclipse, evil trauma inducing tried to rewrite the world and become god Eclipse, tried to respect Monty’s pronouns?! (It was like ‘the owl house’ when I found out Amity’s mom wasn’t homophonic she was just a terrible person.) also, did Monty tell lunar about his gender identity because he seemed confused when Eclipse said she? (I think I’m over thinking stuff, I really need to go outside) anyway, I really hope everything works out ok in the end, it’ll probably take a while, I could always talk about the other shows, might do that a later day. (Also I know this isn’t related, but the April Fool’s video was pretty good. Especially since almost all those guy’s names were Steve. And trash guy being the director!!! I’m sorry, I went off topic.) ok I’ll stop
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