#sun and moon show Monty

[helinedmightbehere]

[lover-of-skellies]

I love the Security Breach Show server on Discord, but man, are they way too uptight about things

I've had things removed that really weren't all that bad, so I'm gonna start posting my memes for some of the shows here, too. Most of the pfp's in these are either pngs of the characters' faces, or drawn by me. The difference is super obvious, so you'll be able to tell

Adding a cut, for anyone who doesn't wanna see these. I have a bunch, so this could be considered a "part one", I guess

[artoutoftheblue]

Why Monty wears sunglasses

Inspo

[montywithchildhoodtrauma]

SAMS & MAFS Incorrect quotes because... I don't know at this point

Old Moon: cocks gun and points it at Sun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Old Moon: You spent money on THIS?? Old Sun, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Earth: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Moon: Eyy, homie! Eclipse: But then there's cootie… Monty: Die.

Harvest: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Bloody: Killed without hesitation.

Lunar: Kinda sad* Are you a cuddler? Bloody: We a machine of death and destruction. Lunar: Harvest: …Yeah, we cuddle.

Harvest: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella? Bloody: Don't ever speak to me again.

Puppet: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!! Lunar: What makes you think I read?

Earth: Are you coming to bed? Monty: I can't. This is important. Earth: What? Monty: Someone is wrong on the internet.

Harvest: Bloody! This soup is flaccid! Bloody: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Lunar: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Eclipse: It's kind of complicated, but Monty- Lunar: Got it. Forget I asked.

Sun: About to do something incredibly stupid Moon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Monty: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Foxy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Lunar: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Sun: Well Moon, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Moon: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Earth: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. Harvest: Sounds fake but ok.

Foxy: Good morning! Sun: Is it? Is it really?

Harvest: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Harvest: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Sun: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Harvest: Ominous positivity.

Eclipse: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

KC, pointing a camera at Rays: There they are, our sweet baby. Rays, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Eclipse: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

Bloody: is throwing stones at KC's window KC: You have a phone for a reason, Bloody! THUD KC: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Rays: Where are you going? Monty: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Lunar: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Old Moon: Literally or figuratively? Lunar: I have to specify?

Lunar: working in a flower shop and minding their own business Bloody, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

KC: Answers phone. Hello? Moon: It's Moon. KC: What did they do this time? Moon: No, it's me, KC. It's actually me. KC: What did you do this time?

Lunar: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Sun: What's that? Lunar: Remorse code. Sun: I'm even angrier now.

Harvest: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

Moon, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. KC: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Monty: Dom or sub? Sun: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

Foxy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Sun: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Sun: Here you go. Foxy: Sun: Monty: Why am I here?

Sun: is effectively running on 5% battery* Is the pink panther a lion? Moon: Say that again but slower. Sun: I don’t get it. Moon: He’s a PANTHER. Sun: Is that a type of lion? Moon: No, it’s a fucking panther. Sun: googles panther They aren’t pink? Moon: AND LIONS ARE?!

Sun: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Earth: Several traffic violations. Lunar: Three counts of resisting arrest. Monty: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Moon: Also, that’s not our car.

[the-faketiccit0by]

Solar: you sure this looks good?

Puppet: yeah! The dress is long and flowy but it still fits your form!

Solar: I dunno about the color though

Puppet: we can modify stuff when I buy it

Solar: mmm... Okay

Monty: what are you two doing here?

Puppet:

Solar:

Monty: oh... Don't worry I won't tell Sun and Moon...

Puppet: just us three pretty girls huh?

Solar, smiling: ... Yeah

[postthiscat]

sams doodles bc ive been binge watching it o_O i am a transfem lunar truther

[fyrerainy]

Ok, hear me out. A MGAFS map, centring around foxy, to Ship in a Bottle by fin. It details all of FC's stuff and earth's kidnapping and monty's dad's death and the stitchwraith, ohohoh i can see it in my head. Thoughts?

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

Standing scared at the end of a barrel

Happy birthday, baby girl

Redrew this scene but in my human au :D Reblogs and comments are super appreciated, I love seeing how people react to what I draw honestly :D

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

it... fits

Lunar: Would never stab anyone. Sun: Would stab someone in retaliation. Moon: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Monty: Would stab without warning. Eclipse: Would stab as a warning.

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Sun: Where is Monty? moon: I'll do you one better, who is Monty?? Lunar: Here's a better question, why is Monty?

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moon, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Monty: Can I go to the bathroom? moon, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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Lunar: When I was a kid, Eclipse told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year. Monty: They are! Lunar: FOR REAL? Monty: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Monty: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Eclipse: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Eclipse: I gave my Brother a collar. Eclipse: *dog                                                                                                      Moon:... this is a verbal conversation.

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Eclipse: *sees someone doing something stupid* Eclipse: What an idiot. Eclipse: *realizes it's Lunar* Eclipse: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Sun: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Sun: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Sun: Hey, Monty, have you thought about having children? Monty: ... Monty: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. Sun: But we're not childr- Monty, already distracted: LUNAR, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

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Monty: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Monty: Anyways, you said Lunar is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Monty: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Moon: Yes? Monty: We’re in too deep.

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Sun: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Moon, Lunar, & Eclipse: Okay. Sun: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Moon: Bold of you to assume I have money. Lunar: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Eclipse: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Monty: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Moon: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Sun: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Lunar: Sun, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Sun: ... Lunar: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Sun: ... Lunar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

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Monty & Lunar: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Monty: We need an adult! Lunar: Monty, you are an adult! Monty: We need an adultier adult! Get Moon!

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Monty, texting Moon: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Moon′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Moon, texting back: Fuck you.

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Eclipse: Dammit, you ruin everything! Lunar: You're welcome.

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Sun: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Moon: This knife is actually a magic wand. Lunar: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Eclipse: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Earth: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Sun, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Moon: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Lunar: How did you know I was up until 3am? Monty: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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Monty: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Sun: You sleep with a stuffie. Monty: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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Moon: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Sun: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Monty: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Earth: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Monty: You might not know this, Lunar, but I am a flawed person. Moon: I do know that.

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Sun: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Lunar: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* Moon: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. Eclipse: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. Monty: if you want information it is Lunar/Sun: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Sun: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Moon: Killed without hesitation.

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Monty: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Moon: And you came to me?

[sigery]

IDK if they have a tumblr, but I want to call them out for stabbing me in the heart

[helinedmightbehere]

basically that one episode:

[lifezvictory]

I like Earth.

Yes, Moon trying to explain his relationship with Monty and his identity to her was cringe, but she's not aphobic, and they were perfectly fine when Monty told her their pronouns. I just hope she can keep her sweetness when she learns about just how weird and messed up this family dynamicreally is.

Also, Moon just met Earth and he's already protective of her, that's really sweet. He's come a long way from what we saw of him in Security Breach.

[goldfishontheceiling]

HELP WHAT IS MY CAMERA ROLL-: the sequel

[montywithchildhoodtrauma]

More SAMS & MAFS incorrect quotes becuse LUNAR!

Sun: Why would you give a knife to Puppet?! KC, shrugging: Puppet felt unsafe. Sun: Now I feel unsafe! KC: I’m sorry… KC: Would you like a knife?

Puppet: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Monty: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts? Puppet: If a alligator eats your dad, they become your new dad. Monty: I... don't know how to respond to that...

Moon, probably: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

Monty: Can you be serious for five minutes? Lunar: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Monty: Hey. Foxy: Hey? Monty: I can't sleep. :/ Foxy: I can. Goodnight.

Rays: Try not to roll your eyes at me. Moon: I don't have pupils.

Monty: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Puppet. Puppet: Hey, fuck you.

Moon: Is… he meant to be on fire? Monty, staring at Pops on fire: No… not really. Moon: Are you going to do something about it? Monty: Hm… nah.

Monty: Yesterday, I watched Lunar try to eat a decorative rock from Earth's potted plant. Sun caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Lunar started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

Rays: slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading. Monty: This is light?!

Foxy: Remember what I told you. Monty: Don’t be a cunt?

Monty, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Earth, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

Sun: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Monty: The afterlife, I guess.

Moon: Earth, gather the others. We need to have another Sun-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Monty: You bought a taco? Puppet: Yes. Monty: From the same truck that hit Lunar?! Puppet, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Moon: So what do you have planned for the future? Lunar: Lunch. Moon: No, like long term. Lunar: Oh…um, dinner?

Eclipse, done with everything: I don’t think my death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Puppet: Which one? I have three. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Puppet: Which one? I have three. Monty, distantly: HEY!!!

Monty: seductively takes off glasses Wow, you're… blurry. (I like to think their sunglasses are prescription)

Earth: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Puppet… Monty: As you should be. Earth: No, for real, they're kind of- Monty: As. You. Should. Be.

The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Monty: I'm going to let you down. Earth: Sounds fun? Puppet: K. Moon: No, I'm fucking not. Foxy: Do I have to be? Sun: Please god, I am so tired.

Rays: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

Monty: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Sun: But don't you hate yourself. Monty: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Sun, on like 5% seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Sun, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Puppet: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Lunar: Puppet, what if there are monsters? Puppet: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… Lunar, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

The squad is playing a team sport Earth: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Lunar? Rays: Have you ever played a game with Lunar? Earth: No… Rays: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? Meanwhile, on the other side of the field Lunar, chasing Sun: I SAID STOP FUCKING TALKING!! SHUT YOUR TRAP! COME HERE I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU!

Everyone is playing a board game together Foxy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Earth: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Monty: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Moon: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Monty:... Earth: Oh dear Monty: flips the board

Foxy, at Monty's funeral: I need a moment with them. Pops: Of course. He leaves Foxy, leaning over Monty′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Monty: Yeah, no shit.

Puppet: Are you listening to me? Monty, who's been zoned out since before the conversation started: nods Puppet: What did I just say? Monty: nods Puppet: …

KC: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Rays: KC- Rays: It- it was just an ant-

Foxy, to Puppet and Monty: holding knife out in front of them Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! Puppet: … Monty: … Puppet: That is such an open-ended question. Monty: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

Foxy: What’s it like being tall? Foxy: Is it nice? Foxy: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Monty: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Lunar: It was one time!

The Squad is at Home Depot Lunar: Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section Monty, Puppet, & Sun: Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles while Sun is screaming his head off, he wanted no part in this! Moon: Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes Rays: Just wanted some goddamn light bulbs and everyone ruined it Earth: In the car sleeping

Monty, to themself: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

Monty: I just heard Lunar call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

Monty: Just be careful, Lunar! Lunar: heading out the door I'm always careful, Monty! Lunar: It's everything around me that's careless.

Earth: I don't want to fight you! Moon: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

Puppet: What’s something you guys are better than Monty at? Foxy: Mario Kart. Lunar: Yeah, video games. Earth: Emotional vulnerability.

Moon: I wasn’t that drunk. Sun: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Moon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Lunaar: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Rays: That sounds like a terrible plan. Sun: Oh, we've had worse.

Monty: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Monty: That's why I own TEN guns. Monty: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Foxy dies in a game with ships Puppet: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Puppet: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Moon: Legend has it that Foxy still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Foxy: Of course I do.

Puppet: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Monty: Yeah- Moon: kicks in the door

Monty: shatters a window and climbs through it Monty: turns around and helps Lunar through it Breaking and entering is wrong Lunar. Lunar: Okay.

Lunar: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me. Eclipse: But did I make you cry? Lunar: cries on the spot Eclipse: …Shit.

Monty: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

[the-faketiccit0by]

Sun after dropping his cookie: oop! 5 second roll!

Monty: NO EW!

DJMM: did you just eat something off the floor ugh...

Sun: guys it's not like I'm licking the carpets!

Monty: well it's still gross!

Sun: You took your phone to the bathroom twice! There's more shit particals on there then there will on my floors!

DJMM: Well... She still has a point

Sun: DJ you don't get an opinion you eat my sisters ass

DJMM: y'know what... That's fair...

[solofanatic64]

Also, have this fanart that I made of sams Earth and Monty that I finished over a week ago (this was pre-Earth redesign), yes this is ship art, and yes, I made this before Earths episode even came out