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Voltron the Legendary Defender one of the greatest shows ever thought up. It has action, great characters and best of all has a giant robot! That is controled by hot males. Speaking of males, VLD can be classified as a hot hunk heaven. VLD has massive ammount of beautiful and tough men that will make you love the tv show even more! And since Valentines day is today I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of hottest voltron males! Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen beacuse HERE WE GOOO!!
Nr 10
Try this question for size? Who's moody all time and wields a powerful sword? Why it's Keith Kogane ofcourse!

More of a cutie than a hottie you can't deny the fact he's still atractive! The things that make him atractive is that he wears a red jacket and when have you ever seen long black hair stick from the back of person's head? I haven't! So once again Keith Kogane is lovley. That isn't until he goes emo and leaves his team for few seasons
Who's at number 9?
This rando from Space Garrison- Curtis from season 8!
He doesn't do much exept working in the background and talking once. The real reason why he lands on number 9 spot is that he becomes Takashi Shiro Shirogane's sweetheart!

Something Shiro needed for a long while!
Numero ocho (spanish)

Princess Allura's father- King Alfor. He's atractive and is a size of avrage human father. What really suprises me about him is that the Coran falls in love with him. Kinda silly don't you think? He's another character that doesn't do much but in season 3 last episode he blows up Zarkon's home planet.
What number's next? Seven ofcourse!

Commander Sendak! People always root for the good guys but sometimes the bad guys steal the show. His skill in hand to hand combat is equal to Shiro, he also happends to be the strongest member of Galran Empire. I wonder why he isn't the leader! Like Zarkon and Haggar his speciality is destroying people's lifes. With two very big ears and a fluffy main Sendak will roxk your socks!
Numero Six (French)

Matthew Holt from the Holt family. Named after the iconic youtuber Matthew Patrick, Matt is a brother of Pidge Holt. He's yet another character that barley does a thing exept be a motivation for Pidge. He also fucks a robot. Being the brother of one of the paladin of green lion, you need to look your best and Matt delivers perfetcly that's why he's number six.
NUMBER 1 2 3 4 5 (thunder sound effect) HA HA HA
Rolo from the freedomfighters

How could you go wrong with a guy that looks like THIS! He can pilot as good as Keith and he went from being a traitor to Paladin's ally! Who could top someone who has such big hands!
This male that stands at number at number 4
jaaaaames

I really love how his love interets is the fiery red paladin Keith! Combination of two excellent pilots made these two a reliable couple!

But what really lands James at number 4 is that his attitude is aparently way diffrent from other males.
Next up is number three!
What's better than having a male with altean marks? How about a male with marks and moustache!

Coran has that feature! He's smart, knows what he's doing as a mechanic and even trained the paladins once! He's also the man of Alfor's dreams heh lucky him ๐
his version from the show finale is DAMN HOT!

LOOK AT THAT LONG MOUSTACHE! NOW WE'RE TALKING!
Number oNE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE!
Prince Lotor!

There's a lot to say about this character! He's the air to the throne, Allura's first romance, the onlycharacter that used to NOT WEAR CLOTHES, the most humanoid Galra and future emperor! In the show the cowardly character Lance is constantly trying to woo Lotor but fails as- He's a coward! The prince is also a semi perfect example of a perfect love interest! Although there were really couple of moments when he really snapped out and acted like a lunatic!

Iiiin the episodes we ignore that is. But overall Lotor really stands out amongst the males not beacuse he's Allura's first love interest or beacuse he used to not wear clothes but beacuse he has very long hair and married Allura in your fanfic.
So. You've seen Galrans, two gorgeus alteans AND a Prince! Who could possibly top those kinds of males? Well. Get ready folks! THIS is the number 1 hottest voltron the legendery defender male character



TAKASHI SHIROGANE! If anybody denies it how dare you! This babe can fly! He's the strongest in the team and is a beef cake seducing other men to getting what he wants. Instead of having one love interest, Shiro has two! Curtis and Matthew the Holt! Being a Paladin he's interested in one thing only, protecting the universe. There actually have been situations where Shiro's ass crack was showing. But it eventually got censored. What a price to pay! I think the best part about this beauty is that he has three diffrent hair colors, unlike the other male characters. And who wouldn't want to fly a black lion, be the leader of Voltron and flirt with any man anytime anywhere! These three traits make Shiro triumoh over other voltron males
My head goes up to you voltron official!
#satire#there was an alt ver where there was Alftor instead of James and Keith's dad took Alfor's place instead#but the idea of out of nowhere Jeith being treated like 100% canon was just too funny#no offense to jeith truthers it's cute but.#suprise jeith attack is funny
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