#t:liss

[hcwkguys]

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

(✉ → the less scary redhead): oek but like (✉ → the less scary redhead): your hpair mouves or whatever rhight(✉ → the less scary redhead): what ifs thaot even like(✉ → the less scary redhead): it zsounds fucking wild

[pietrosmaxximoff]

BEEP (bc i love these two)

16. A helpful text

( ✉ → Liss ): Thanks for letting me stay over. ( ✉ → Liss ): Coffee’s on the counter. I wasn’t sure what you liked, so I guessed. Let me know if it’s not right and I’ll make sure to get something else next time.( ✉ → Liss ): Had to run back to the Tower to check in on Wanda and the team, but let’s have a movie night soon. I heard I missed out on some good ones.

[galaxiesdeadlicst]

“#”

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

(✉ → ??): Drax was apprehended by some Earth police. Get here before he kills them. We just got the Nova Corps off our asses.

[hcwkguys]

@redheadliss

[✉: hawkeye]; like left so early youre gonna be late? [✉: hawkeye]; i dont think this was meant for me either.

(✉ → the less scary redhead): like i’d rather take an arrow to the knee than go at all so i’m putting it off for as long as possible  (✉ → the less scary redhead): oh (✉ → the less scary redhead): it turns out, upon further review, you are not nick fury (✉ → the less scary redhead): which honestly (✉ → the less scary redhead): congrats on that

[hcwkguys]

[text]: I had a dream you shot me, so I’m mad at you right now

(✉ → the less scary redhead): is this a pandemic (✉ → the less scary redhead): is dream-me out to ruin real-me’s life?(✉ → the less scary redhead): don’t let him win it’s what he wants

[hcwkguys]

%

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

(✉ → the less scary redhead): your hair’s not actually snakes is it(✉ → the less scary redhead): because like i’m pretty sure it’s not(✉ → the less scary redhead): but i’ve never been entirely sure(✉ → the less scary redhead): and i kinda need to know

[hcwkguys]

%

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

(✉ → the less scary redhead): is that like your natural hair color or???

[pietrosmaxximoff]

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

( ✉ → Liss ): There was a line. I’ll be there in a second.( ✉ → Liss ): Literally. I’m at the door.

[pietrosmaxximoff]

@redheadliss

[pietro]: I’m fine, I just…blacked out for a few days. [pietro]: holidays do that to me

( ✉ → Liss ): Should I bring over some pizza?

[pietrosmaxximoff]

[text]: If we’re both single by the time we’re 30, let’s elope.

( ✉ → Liss ): Surely you haven’t done anything awful enough to deserve me as a husband.

[pietrosmaxximoff]

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → Liss ): If you get pizza, can I come over?( ✉ → Liss ): I’m starving.