#tales from above

[marimingming]

Frans test! 'Cause I'm beginning to get rusty from not drawing them for over a year. 😅

[ratislatis]

idk why it’s just coming to me now but I remember feeling this cold, white catharsis upon realizing that it wasn’t Freddie’s decision to give Glenn that panic attack. It was Anthony’s. And the way he said it, so finite, “Glenn is having a panic attack.” in a tone that was used before only to set up a disastrous scene.

It hurt, a lot, because in the weirdest way possible that’s exactly what having a panic attack is like. You’re sitting there with your world crashing down around you and then a disembodied narrator suddenly says, “This bitch shutting down.” (Distinctly in a Stanley Parable manner.)

[buttercup-art]

so I decided to do this fun little dialogue thing for Noa! It was pretty fun to figure out how she would speak and what she would sound like

the original link to the template can be found here!

[doors-worstenemy]

some harshie doodles, there would be more but the holidays have been on my ass <//3 Some bartshie (bart x harshie) headcanons below!! Some light spoilers on Bart and Mudd's life past the tale!! ^_^

-Bart visted Urbloom not to long after The Infinights campagin, traveling with Mudd to find him a shop. Mudd noticed Harshie before Bart, but Bart tried to ignore her since he didn't want to bother her (what a gentleman)

-Harshie wanted to talk to Bart since she finally wasn't very busy, she did call him a "fairy bard" but didn't have any ill intent, she just couldn't remember if she ever even knew his name, but Bart ran off before she could talk

-A while later Bart visited Urbloom again with his fathers now as their traveling band, meeting Harshie once again. This time he couldn't avoid her as his parents incouraged him to talk to her. He apologized to her and asked her out to dinner to make up for it

-The only time she has off is at late night, still they go out to dinner and have a very awkward time. Bart tries to make up for his past behavior while she just tries to get to know him better. they still meet up quite a few times, Bart constantly takes her out to different resturants and fun little places

-After four meet ups Harshie decides to just ask Bart out since he's just very awkward. Bart happily accepts and they have their first offical date at Mudd's cafe

-Bart's constant traveling did put a halt on their relationship but he visits as often as possible. and always makes sure to send her letters from everywhere he stops at

-Harshie tries to travel with Bart, but between work and her sleep schedule she barely ever makes it out of urbloom

-Harshie isn't much of a sweet talker, she definitely prefers physical contact and giving Bart little gifts

-Bart is the exact opposite, he alwaus flirts and tries to charm her but she gives him little kisses and he becomes a flustered mess bcz omg that man is helpless

-BART WRITES HER LOVE SONGS!!!! AND THEY'RE HIS FAVORITE SONGS TO SING AT SHOWS, HE LOVES TELLING THE WORLD HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER

ik im not good at writing headcanons, i just got stuck on them meeting again, i love them sm 😭😭<//3

[tacagen]

NO. OH NO, THE PARALLELS

[britneyshakespeare]

hell yeah dawg i just got a raise

[honeyxmonkey]

I never understood

what made your lips on my neck

such an intimate affair

until your teeth grazed my pulse

and I realized

you could tear open my throat

and make me bleed out in your arms

but instead

you chose to kiss

[caemthe]

your wish is my command

Conall, with three severed heads tied to his belt: so did i ever tell you the tale of when i became friends with a bunch of roman soldiers that tried to capture me, traveled all the way down to jerusalem, and witnessed the crucifixion of jesus christ?

[jadedgeologist]

a bees nest of bureaucracy is what I walked into

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Tales From Dispatch, Pt. 33

(call comes in on 911) ME: 911, what is the address of the emergency? CALLER: Hello! This is Devin calling for our valued Americard member-- ME: I'm sorry. You've reached 911. Do you have an emergency? CALLER: ...No. Not calling for 911. I am calling for our valued Americard member-- ME:(realizing that a spam telemarketer has gotten to 911 by mistake) No. This is 911 in Metro County. What is the address of the emergency? CALLER: *hangs up*

[marimingming]

Frisk~ ❤️🫶🥹

[warlordfelwinter]

warm up doodle before i attempt to draw our dnd party. the dm approved celeste eventually getting a displacer cub as a familiar and i just can't imagine it as anything but asmodeus' next attempt in his on-going effort to find out what sort of gifts celeste will accept since the usual devil strats of riches and immortality aren't working like

"i got you a kitten" [pulls out a six legged tentacled jaguar cub]

[gauwaine]

sometimes you have to read a book that is incredibly dumb and mediocre

[lycheesodas]

✨ evenstar for the middle earth asks

✨ evenstar: Who is your favourite middle earth couple?

Canon couple? Gotta be Earendil/Elwing for me!! Literal soulmates, your honor, I will not be accepting constructive criticism 🤩

Followed closely by Thingol/Melian!!

Something about their stories is just soooo incredibly romantic for different reasons..

[britneyshakespeare]

did they get rid of coffee as a milkshake mix-in at five guys..........

[paladinquest]

carrier pigeon received @wrensfeatheredpen

(fairytales / folklore / faekind prompts)

‘  in  all  the  myths  i’ve  heard,  it’s  never  been  worthwhile  to  approach  strange  sights.  it’s  best  to  turn  around  and  pretend  you  never  saw  them.  ’ // from kit !

The smile Lark gives to the prince shines just as brightly as his armour, and holds just as much confidence. He’s heard all the same stories as Kit growing up. Strange is often a synonym for dangerous.

But he really, really, really wants to go into the cave.

“Why, Your Majesty, that’s no way to live at all!” The softly pulsing glow emanating from deep within the cavern before them isn’t helping his argument much. “Cautionary tales may provide important lessons, but we can’t run from everything we don’t understand. There might be valuable resources in there instead of a harrowing monster.”

Or both. Both is a possibility, too. He looks ahead, and then to Kit. “If you really want to turn back, though… I will follow, my liege.”