#tales of sexylady

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Match 4: Milla vs Maltran vs Nephry

The tie between Milla and Nephry last round brings us our first triple vote! How will the inclusion of Maltran shake up the otherwise evenly split appeal for Milla and Nephry? We've got a hero, a villain, and a side NPC up for vote today, and only one can move on!

[desfraisespartout]

As promised, Maltran x Nephry x Milla

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In reference to this picture

[lildoodlecat]

Here's your reminder to vote for Legretta in the finals!!!!

She's cool she's so sexy and imagine if another blond haired blue eyes npc from abyss won the finale.. imagine

[feluka]

judith is literally the sexiest character of all time and it’s not even close i’m not fucking joking. people not familar with her might look her up and think ‘yeah ig she’s pretty cute’ and to them i say you don’t know the half of it. you know NOTHING. you’re thinking ‘this is a sexy anime elf lady with big boobies’ and you’re WRONG. these are all good qualities but they don’t even begin to touch on the absolute sexiness of judith.

i want you to picture this. you’re playing vesperia for the first time and you don’t know what’s going to happen. out of nowhere,, this knight, clad to the ninth in heavy armor that conceals every inch of them comes swooping in riding a fucking dragon and wielding a goddamned spear. they explode a very powerful device and away they go. and this happens again and again for a good part of the game, and it leaves you wondering: who is this mysterious, powerful, capable stranger? where do they come from? where do they go? are they free this weekend? what do they want from us? what is their goal?

and as you wonder who is this knight in shining armor is, they are then revealed to be none other than the sexy anime elf lady with the big boobies. the very same one. none other than judith, who can be your femme-fatale heroine who seduces guards but ALSO your rough-and-tumble jailee who punches the shit out of the protagonist to start a brawl in jail so they can get out. she can be you care free jokester and also a singleminded, driven by duty character who will stop at nothing to achieve her goals. it’s about the POWER. the MYSTIQUE. the drama. the flair. and also the boobs.

her best friend is a fucking dragon/whale that flies in the sky carrying a pirate ship. she wields her spear like nobody’s business. not to mention she is a sexy anime elf lady with big boobies, which is not to be overlooked. judith for tales of sexylady. judithsweep forever and always.

also every time i use her mystic arte in tales of the rays (shown in the video above) i’m like. i think hauve covid

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Judith seizes victory!

After a long tournament, Judith takes the crown as the Sexiest Lady in Tales!

The final showdown against Legretta was her closest contest, but she still took 58% of the vote. In her most decisive victory, she won over 80% of the vote. It's undeniable: Judith has earned her victory.

Judith brings honour back to Tales of Vesperia, after Yuri's humiliating defeat by Peony when he was expected to sweep. She will politely not mention this to Yuri, but she will not mention it very loudly.

When asked for commentary, the rest of Brave Vesperia had this to say:

Estelle: "It's the way they jiggle... huh!? What? N-never mind, I got distracted!

Flynn: "All the contestants were fine women and I would have supported whoever the victor was. As it is, I offer my heartfelt congratulations to Miss Judith."

Rita: "W-why are you asking me?! I - I don't like girls! This is stupid anyway!

Raven: "Y'know, I'm not sure I agree with the results yet... maybe we should look at the swimsuit round photos again, just ta be sure?"

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Match 8: Nephry vs Milla

It's the final match of the second round! We're moving into the quarter-finals, and one of these ladies will be the final contestant. Fractured Milla already got voted out, but can her Prime counterpart succeed where she failed? Nephry, though, has a lifetime of dealing with Jade as an older brother, so she's used to stressful situations.

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FINAL ROUND: Judith vs Peony

We've declared the sexiest man. We've chosen the sexiest woman. But now it comes down to this: who is the Sexiest Tales Character?

Judith's sexiness is undeniable. She swept the Sexylady competition and has been at the top of people's Sexy Anime Women lists since 2008.

Meanwhile, Peony was the triumphant underdog. He overcame fandom fave Yuri and then rode that momentum to success. Which is charming smile and sweet rappig, he won the hearts of many to be crowned the sexiest man in Tales.

They're both delightful characters, but only one can be the Hottest.

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FINALE: Judith vs Legretta

It's the final vote of the tournament! They've fought and won many sexy battles to get here, and it all comes down to this! Judith, the Dragon Rider from Brave Vesperia! She's smashed every poll yet - can she keep that momentum going?

She's up against Legretta the Quick, the sexiest Tales villain lady, who fights to keep Peony's legacy of Abyss NPCs winning my polls! Who will be the Sexiest Tales Lady!?

[desfraisespartout]

Love wins, celebratory kiss 💋💖

Judith (Vesperia) x Legretta (Abyss)

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Match 13: Kaufman vs Martel

Today's match-up is between two of Tumblr's favourite topics: Capitalism vs Religion! Who will win: a literal goddess, or a hot CEO?

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Semifinal Match 1: Judith vs Sheena

Two of the most popular ladies from two of the most popular games. They've each won all their contests so far with huge majorities, but this may be the fiercest contest yet.

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Match 1: Fractured Milla vs Shionne Imeris

Let the tournament begin! We've gone through the preliminaries to determine who made it into the final list of the 32 most-lusted-for ladies of Tales. After making it this far, sadly, one of these women will have to be eliminated in the first match. Which one will it be? Vote now!

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The final bracket! We'll kick things off tomorrow with the first match between Shionne and Fractured Milla.

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That's right, I'm back and ready for another tournament! Last autumn, we had a wild ride through "Peony beat Yuri" day, an entire drunken party emerging to slam Eizen with votes, and an unprecedented tie in the semi-final that lead to both a nail-biter of a three-way finale and the best new ship in tales (Peony/Gaius).

Peony's had his time in the spotlight, though, so now it is time to turn out attention to the ladies.

Just like last time, we're starting off with a preliminary round to determine which 32 characters will make it onto the final roster. The individual matches will use native Tumblr polls, but for this one, we're going back to tried-and-tree Google forms to enable voters to select up to 15 contestants (or submit write-ins).

The characters on this list are party members or primary antagonists of mothership Tales titles, who are women over the age of 18. If the 18+ requirement left a game with only 1 or 2 possible contestants, I added some secondary characters as well. If there's a sexy Tales lady who is not on this list (maybe she's from a mobile game, or is a less prominent character in her game) feel free to write her name in the second section.

The poll will be open for about a week, or until responses stop coming in.

Vote now!

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Match 1: Fractured Milla vs Magilou

Fractured Milla kicks off round 2 with a competition against Berseria's favourite chaotic witch!

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Match 15: Nephry vs Raine

Today's theme is "Hot older sisters who have magical prodigy younger brothers." Call this category... SILFs.

("Which is the hottest Sylph?" can come later)