#tar//ta//glia

[tumsnstuff]

I bet he has a fast metabolism with all that fighting

[himemeika]

Consuming media and you recognize the some of the voice actors

[justgenshinstuf]

If requests are still open, Klee, Qiqi, Diona, and Tortelini?

Nanny Tartaglia, yay! Thank you for your request. I had some fun with it if you don’t mind, hehe :3

Team Headcanons: Tartaglia, Klee, Qiqi, Diona

You asked Tartaglia to help your friends out on a mission while you had to attend some business in Liyue for a few days. Helping city folk with their usual errands was pretty boring, so you wanted them to clear some dungeons, that were on your list for some time, instead.

Childe was eager to help you out. First of all, it was you who asked him. And second, he would never refuse an opportunity to do some extra fighting. It’s like working overtime, but actually satisfying.

He came into your room at the Inn to meet up with the rest of the team, but when he opened the door no one was seemingly there. Is this the right one? He looked around in confusion.

«Ahem!» He looked down, startled by the sudden annoyed cough. There was a girl.. a cat.. girl.. person.. staying right in front of him, her colourful tail swinging back and forth in irritation. «So you are that guide Traveler assigned to escort us? Pff.. I told them we can handle it ourselves».

Diona grabbed her bow and walked right past Tartaglia into the hallway, while he paused in utter confusion. A guide? Assigned to escort? What the…

«Hey, are you slow or something?» The cat-girl hailed him, visibly getting impatient, tapping her little foot. «The girls are waiting outside, hurry up».

Okay, so this was new. Childe could almost perfectly visualise your cunning little face. Was it to get back at him for that other time? Well, it didn’t matter, the job needed to get done. And now he was on his way ‘escorting’ Qiqi (okay, the purple one), Diona (the angry cat one) and what was it… Klee (the hyper one).

It wasn’t entirely a new experience. Tartaglia has exactly three younger siblings back at home, so he knows the gig. But caring for three kids at the same time wasn’t really the experience he would dream to go back to. Childe adored his brothers and sisters of course, but he also could remember quite well how hard it is to manage children. This is going to be a long trip…

K: Brother Tartilya, look what I have! T: It’s Tar-ta-glia. Wait, is that a bomb?!

T: Qiqi, please, I’ve told you not to put hands in your mouth. T: … T: Klee, why are you okay with her eating your hand?

D: You can’t even hold your bow right, what a loser! T: Yeah? Well, please, show me how it’s done, little lady, I’m VERY interested. D: *shoots a bird on the fly* T: …Okay, no snacks for you, kitten.

T: Qiqi, why are you laying on the ground face down? Q: I’m dead. T: Yeah, I know, that’s not what I asked.

T: If you can hear me, clap your hands! T: WAIT, KLEE, NOT YOU! *BOOM*

T: *draws a circle on the ground* T: This here is the TIME-OUT zone. If you misbehave you go in th… Qiqi, why are you in the time-out circle? Q: I’m tired. T: Well, okay. Klee? K: I put a bomb in your tent… T: You WHAT?! D: I’m not going in the circle, but I put a dead fish on it. K: Bomb-fish! Ha-ha~

T: Qiqi, for the last time, there is no Cocogoat. D: He is lying, I told you! T: Diona, stop encouraging her! Klee, sunshine, don’t be sad, what’s wrong? Okay, please don’t cry. Okay, okay, I’ll get you cocogoat-milk, but after we are finished here.

T: *pinching the bridge of his nose* T: Okay, one more time. What’s my name? K: Tartalini. T: Wrong. Next. Q: Tartaleto. T: No. D: Don’t even look at me, Tarta-i-don’t-care-glia. K: Tortillia. T: Nope. K and Q: Tortini. Tartata. Tartaloni. Tarantula. Tartoloni. Tartalinio. Tarlaya. T: *sigh* Okay, just call me Childe. D: HA! Child!

T: Klee, I can’t fix your ponytails if you won’t stay still! T: Diona, stop shooting pigeons! T: Qiqi… Wait, where is Qiqi?!

T: *coming back to the camp after clearing the area from hillichurls with Qiqi and Klee* T: Pour me one. D: 100 mora. T: 50 mora and make it on the rocks. They are the most destructive creatures I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen enough.

When they were finally done with all the missions, cleared all the dungeons and got the treasure, it was time to meet with you in the city.

Tartaglia looked a bit tired, but all the girls seemed more than happy and as energetic as ever. You all went out for a dinner in Wanmin Restaurant to celebrate.

«So, how did it go? Did you get along?» You asked with a genuine smile. You must admit, Tartaglia looked kind of cute with the kids. And they all seemed to love him, Qiqi sitting in his lap behind the table and Klee showing him something she found… Oh, it’s a lizzard… Well, anyway. Even Diona didn’t seem so glum, and that was quite unusual around strangers.

«Brother Child is cool! You should’ve seen how we fought the bad guys, it was like BOOM! SPLASH! BAM!» Klee explained excitedly, making some wild motions in the air with her hands.

«It was fun. Treasure hoarders freeze funny with Hydro» Qiqi added shyly, looking into her plate. «Brother Tartaglia found the cocogoat too».

«Yeah, I guess he’s alright. No complaints here». Diona added reluctantly. You could swear you’ve seen Childe pass her some mora under the table.

«And he promised to join us for the next mission too!» Klee said with the biggest smile, jumping up and down in excitement in her chair.

«Oh, really?» You laughed, taking a glance at the Grand Babysitter himself. He was sitting calmly with the kindest smile you’ve ever seen from him yet.

«Yeah, but you are coming too, my dear y/n!»