#tatort shitposting is it

[the-thorster]

niemand fasst hier etwas an / dieses haus ist wie ein tatort

[stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris]

[tessaaaaa]

Am I the asshole for not telling my best friend about the money my dad stole 25 years ago?

My (32m) best friend (32m) recently figured out that I have found the money that my now-deceased father stole about 25 years ago during a bank heist.  About 16  years ago my best friend hit my father with a shovel that sent him into a coma for 15 years probably saving my life in the process. He then woke up about a year ago, killed himself and made it look like a murder, framing me for his own suicide. My best friend helped me prove my innocence. However, a lot of men know about my father and the money he stole and are currently trying to get their hands on it. They already attacked me when I was in prison after I got arrested for my father's alleged murder.  Since then I got attacked another time, but I was easily able to handle it.

I know that my best friend just wants to protect me after everything that we went through together but I don’t want him to get involved even more than he already is. He told me he would go to the end of the world with me but I really don’t want him to. It will only get him hurt. I will only get him hurt. But now he is extremely mad at me for not telling him about the money and actively lying to him when he was asking what was going on. He accused me of only trusting myself. Am I the asshole?

Edit: My best friend's feelings for me or my feelings for him are not relevant to this conversation. Stop arguing about that.  

[dithschi]

Gürkchen?

[berg-gry]

random Taubenwette / Tauchwette moodboard

[tortan-saarbruccan]

Memes, die die Mitarbeiter im Polizeipräsidium Saarbrücken in ihre Whatsapp-Gruppe (die eventuell 'Ich kann's nicht mehr hörken" heißt) schicken:

[punkjet]

Leo may be sad but at least he has nice tits

[punchandspade]

How Berlin survived this WG is still a mystery.

[stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris]

Mögliche Idee für ein Kinderbuch? Nein?

[dysfunctional-deity]

Homies, is it gay to name yourself after your teenage lover?

[kathastrophen]

ok ao3 don't call me out on my boomer show like that.

[superconfusedcoryn]

Habe gerade die Ehre meinem einem cis-hetero Kumpel der chronisch offline ist die Tatort Saarbrücken Situation zu erklären und es ist wild

[germanshitposting]

legit wo finden leute raus wann spatort läuft. googlet ihr alle zwei wochen danach. halten eure eltern euch up to date

Ich hab's tatsächlich grade gesehen weil ich den neuen fernseher von meinen Eltern eingestellt hab 😭😭😭 sonst hab ich's über tumblr mitbekommen

[berg-gry]

Ein random Spam-Post im #spatort-tag illustriert:

Screenshot vom Original-Post:

[adamschuerk]

Tatort Saarbrücken - "Das Herz der Schlange" (2022)

[tortan-saarbruccan]

Ich finde ja, dass das hier ein unterschätztes Meme-Format ist: