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houseswife · 9 months

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I cannot believe this fandom has dubbed taub the normal one. while house was doing surgery on himself like a common plebeian edgelord, taub (enlightened and bespoke) was screening his calls for help because he was too busy trying to get executed cartel-style by a stripper

#the only reason house ended up in that situation is because he wanted to heal his chronic pain #which is arguably an extremely understandable motive #taub on the other hand was dealing with the fact that he impregnated two women simultaneously #and determined that the best course of action was to be shot like livestock in the parking lot of a club #I can’t stop thinking about how house called taub #like yes if wilson had shown up instead it would’ve been extremely emotionally charged and intimate #but what if taub showed up? what then? that shit would’ve been unspeakably awkward and I deserved to see it #house md #greg house #gregory house #chris taub #hatecrimes md

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