#tbh i stsnd like i permanently need to piss too lmao

[dizzybevvie]

ok quick rant/talk/infodump? thing.

this girl above us who’s standing like she desperately needs to piss despite that being her regular stance i guess?? that’s mabel martin*.

*mabel martin is also a podcast character or something. which is so sad because that means there is no tag for this mabel. anyways.

she lives in my brain now forevers. “why her? doesn’t she have only 3 canon appearances and is just Female Character there to have Boobs and Bad Posture?”

yes she is. but she is also *drumroll* RIDDLER SECRETARY *explodes into so many pieces*

(technically.) (also like, once, 30 years ago. i can’t afford to get more comics atm but i literally spent hours searching for any appearances outside of 2 shown comic panels and there are none.)

ANYWAYS. i’ve decided to pretend that she is not in fact a canon character, and i introduce to you: Mabel Martin, definitely not already existing OC who has the same job but with personality this time.

she’s smart, she’s got a great phone voice, and she’s so bad at quick math that she always carries a little calculator. she loves the color green, she can speak 3 languages, and she doesn’t like tying her shoes so she’s learned to run (or fight) in heels. in the daytime, shes Ms. Martin, secretary and general bookkeeper for (Detective) Edward Nygma. in the night, shes . still Ms. Martin but she assists her employer with setting up his various schemes, tricks, etc.

(it was at this point that lola began to feel a tinge of embarrassment, and so decided to end the ask and get back to watching good omens, or at least finish packing their backpack before their first day of school tomorrow.)

BCBSNSJSBSJS THAT NOTE HAS ME CREASING BUT I GET U. She has Legally Blonde energy tbh