#team recap

[nuku-owo]

Hermit-a-Day May Day 24

friends of hermitcraft and we have team recap！

[sickcroww30]

2/3 Team Recap content because one is chilling somewhere in Europe or sth

[askzloyxp]

Lyarrah doesn't play soulsbournes, so unfortunately, we'll be going in maidenless

[bolt-x0]

Lyarrah is mistaking music, pixlriffs is tv girl music and zloy is lemon demon music I will not elaborate because I physically cannot

[sprucefrog]

Hermitcraft Recap is so right on this

[hybbart]

Day 423: A strange crew stop by the ranch to trade and get assistance with a peculiar project. They’ve reclaimed a broadcast station up in the mountains and are distributing equipment to help everyone friendly keep in touch. Luckily the ranch already has an old radio set up in the office, so they give them a hand and advice on where to look and where to avoid.

Zloy has chronic get-bitten-by-zombies-every-time-he-turns-a-corner disease so he stays in the station.

[class1akids]

Memories 4 - Shigaraki sketch by the assistant director x

[teambadam]

Sloyxp spreading propaganda, here at team badam inc we appreciate his dedication to the cause

o7 @askzloyxp

[good-chimes]

G.I.G.S. PLAY LETHAL COMPANY

STREAM RECAP

Skizz, Grian and Impulse appear in orange spacesuits in a down-at-heel salvage spaceship. They are met with a glowing red display informing them they have 4 days left to meet profit quota.

Impulse makes a good-faith attempt to read the training manual, but this is aggressively ignored by the other two, and even Impulse gives up completely when Scar arrives.

Grian hates that they all look the same and demands they change suits.

They all succeed in changing their suits to exactly the same shade of orange as they have only unlocked one color.

Grian deals with his frustration at being thwarted by jumping over the railing of their ship as it starts to land shouting WHEE!

Skizz: Did he just jump?

Grian: [has sustained enormous amounts of fall damage] MY LEGS

Eventually they discover the main point of the game, a mysterious abandoned facility.

Grian: HEEEEEEE [jumps over the railing into the depths of the facility]

Grian has died.

Grian’s ghost commands the ship to leave early.

The whole party are left by Grian to perish on a hostile planet.

Skizz: So, what did we learn?

Scar & Impulse together: Nothing.

Grian: Falling hurts?

Impulse discovers a valve he can’t pull. Scar asks if he needs a man to come down and pull his valve. Scar finds he cannot pull the valve either and suggests maybe we need someone else to come down and crank it.

Scar: Should we have left Grian to his own devices? [This is slander, Grian has begun to find valuable items for the crew.]

Scar and Skizz are eaten by sand monsters.

Scar and Skizz attempt to abandon the others but Impulse and Grian make it back in time.  

Grian: I can’t believe how bad we are at this.

1 day left to meet profit quota.

New planet! it is raining. Scar and Skizz get lost on an old rail track for about five minutes. When they return, they find the mysterious splattered corpses of their dead friends.

Both of them stand there inspecting the mysterious splattered corpses of their dead friends beside an inexplicable jar of pickles. Scar picks up a corpse. Skizz retrieves the pickles.

Scar get splattered by exactly the same monster as the other two, in the same place, doing the same thing.

Skizz: I saved the pickles!

Impulse’s ghost:  Really? 😒

0 days left to meet profit quota.

Argument over the value of pickles all the way back to the company planet, where a small window with a bell is apparently where to sell their stuff. Impulse tells the others to ring the bell and stand back. A dark force scythes out of the window and consumes their scrap. They return to orbit.

Ship: YOU HAVE NOT ACHIEVED YOUR PROFIT QUOTA. WELCOME TO OUR DISCIPLINARY CLASSES.

The airlock opens and sucks the whole party out into the airless void.

Impulse: Noooooooo!

Scar: Did we get spaced!?

Grian: [in a tone that suggests he thinks the Company have a point about incompetence] We’re being disciplined. In space.

Scar: I don’t like our boss.

Grian announces that he has a NEW STRATEGY. We stick together, we find stuff together, and we leave together.

Grian immediately runs off after landing.

Impulse: I think he’s dead.

Scar: Have faith in him, he’s British.

Grian: [reappears] The profit quota is 130 credits. We can do this if we do it PROPERLY. [These are rich words for a man who has jumped unnecessarily to his death several times.]

However, Grian is absolutely determined they are going to succeed. He finds a whole scrap engine. Meanwhile Scar, wondering if he will ever find anything of value, is delighted to find and recover an ominously glowing light.

Skizz: [hearing the new hum] What did you do?

Scar: I salvaged a lightbulb!

Impulse: YOU TURNED ON THE RADIATION, SCAR.

Scar: That wasn’t me, that was…Grian.

They have collected a big metal cog, an engine, Scar’s ominously glowing lightbulb, and miscellaneous junk. Skizz has died again. In site of Grian’s agitation for efficiency, they are still a few credits short of the quota. They are once more sucked through the airlock into the cold void of space.

Impulse: AUGH!

Skizz: OH NO COME ON.

Grian: [disgusted] We deserved it.

New planet again! They are definitely going to do things better and more efficiently this time.

Impulse: I’ve bought four flashlights! We should see a rocket landing to give them to us.

The rocket arrives playing a jaunty ice-cream truck tune. Skizz welcomes it by standing under it and yelling.

Skizz is killed by the rocket.

Scar: That’s so sad. [steals his flashlight]

Scar has found a horn

Grian: I think—

HORN NOISE

Grian: I think I’m going—

HORN NOISE

Grian: …

HORN NOISE

Grian: I’m going back to the ship.

HORN NOISE HORN NOISE HORN NOISE

Skizz: Well at least I always know where Scar is now

HORN NOISE

Grian: [back at the ship] SCAR I’m going to have to ask you to DROP THE HORN.

Scar will not drop the horn. They travel to company planet to sell. Visibly at the end of his rope, Grian finally convinces Scar to put down the horn.

Grian immediately steals the horn for himself and starts using it.

The next mysterious abandoned facility has nothing to offer but a very difficult parkour jump over a dizzying drop.

Grian: We gotta do the jump.

Impulse successfully makes the jump and gets to the other side. A giant braineating slug instantly drops on his head. The others assist him via encouraging shouts of ‘look at that idiot!’. Eventually it is decided there has to be a rescue party. The other three make the jump and try ineffectually punching the slug (Scar: BANG HIM. JUST BANG HIM!) The slug finishes eating Impulse’s brain and starts eating Grian’s. (Grian: IT’S ON ME). Scar attempts to pick up Grian’s body. The slug lands on Scar. The slug eats Scar’s brain while Skizz runs away and starts the ship.

Skizz: [having abandoned all his friends to die and failed to pick up any scrap] A grade D? This is outrageous.

Scar picks up the horn again in revenge.

They return to the company planet. Grian rings the bell several times to sell their stuff.

An eldritch tentacle monstrosity eats Grian.

Impulse: There was a bell. You knew he was going to press the button too many times.

Scar: WHY DO WE WORK FOR SOMEBODY LIKE THIS.

Newly resurrected, Grian proposes for their next run on a new planet they buy some flashlights. Impulse proposes that they save the money as they will probably die and need them on a future mission. Skizz proposes they buy Impulse some OPTIMISM and BELIEF IN HIS TEAM. This motion is carried.

Scar proposes they all take a moment to remember the airhorn and how fun it was. This motion is summarily discarded.

Grian jumps into a sand creek in his great excitement at the arrival of the ice-cream truck supply rocket and slowly falls to his death shrieking HELP ME.

Impulse: I’M HELPING [Impulse also slowly falls to his death]

Skizz: Here’s the ice-cream truck!

They were too slow and the rocket has left without giving them the flashlights.

In an act of protest at being a ghost, Grian starts playing a Switch game with the music up and his mic on.

Scar dies to another carnivorous slug and Impulse and Grian’s ghosts tell the ship to take off and let Skizz perish on the hostile planet, leaving once more with no scrap and a mission grade of F.

Scar: We’re all dead.

Impulse, the man who originally threw away the instruction manual: Maybe we should read up and see if there’s something we missed about this game.

Scar: I liked the air horn.

Impulse: … What if we played Phasmophobia instead?

[alittlebirb]

Some funny business from the MCC 22 Aqua Axolotls!

-Scar saying he might dislike PKT more than snakes, and Hbomb correcting him that he's terrified of both

-Hbomb and Scar making fun of Grian for having to make a thumbnail

"What a Youtuber." -Hbomb

-Hbomb wearing a Hawaiian shirt in real life

-Grian asking if Scar was asking Jellie to open the door, and just concernedly replying "Oh dear."

-Grian being very self aware that starting his stream one (1) second early is very very good for him

-An update about Nana from Ghana, with her giving "rich blessings" and asking everyone to come to Ghana, and Grian showing several pictures of the school they helped raise money for!

-The entire team shading Grian for not unmuting until they're like, 10 seconds into the decision dome

-Grian grumbling he does not like BB, and Scar reassuring him "it's okay, Hawkeye's here."

-Everyone interrogating Scar about the state of his technology

-MeltDown is here and I'm terrified.

-Scar yelling at Grian to "Get out of the melty room!!"

-Grian running off from the rest of the team like a child without a leash

"I feel like I've got nothing to lose, so this MCC I'm going crazy." -Grian

-False vanishing through the floor in front of Scar

-Grian and Hbomb being the last survivors in their team and just chilling on a block together

-False telling Scar to use the heater, heater Scar, you're right there-!, in MD

-False figuring out to use the heaters as an extra block to climb up like a freaking genius

-"Okay, I'm starting to understand this game now that we're on the last round!" -Grian

-Scar being the resident bow connoisseur

-Grian being an absolute feral little freak and going after Green immediately

-Grian screaming "Scar noooo!" as he fell down into the lava and Scar calling him a "sweet angel"

-Grian calling surviving and getting coins "the barn strategy" and Scar correcting him that it's "the right strategy"

-Scar saying MD is more fun is SOT and everyone telling him to slow down now, you might upset someone who's listening

-Scar saying he can't "intimidate the other team with his abs"

-Scar concluding that watching Top Gun improves your performance and Grian replying that "yeaaaah, he totally watched it last night"

-Hbomb telling Grian that a pro tip for Minecraft is turning off bobbing completely, and Grian saying he likes the bobbing though!

"My immersion!" -Grian

-Grian somehow ending up saying "there's gotta be someone out there who likes that" in response to vomit. "Someone who's like, 'nice'."

And everyone just letting that. sit. in the air.

"I didn't know how to respond to that." -Hbomb

-Scar asking if they can talk about Star Wars to boost his confidence in PKT

-Grian saying the H in Hbomb stands for Hermit

"I revealed today that the name Hbomb94 for the last 16 years was a long con to join Hermitcraft, and you guys can't turn me away because now I own Hermitcraft." -Hbomb

-Grian mentioning that the other day he said "y'all" and getting the immediate response of that being incredibly cursed and to never do that again

-Grian calling out to repeatedly rotate and False crying out "what does rotate even mean??"

-Scar telling Hbomb he'll be his bodyguard against Cub

-Hbomb saying it's "the moment of my life!" when he caught Dream in 10 seconds

-Scar saying Tommy's "a bit of wizard, leaping and swooping like that"

-Scar saying he's "lasted two seconds longer this time" and Hbomb telling him "baby steps"

-Scar falling and dying directly after he jubilantly yelled "PARKOUR CHAMPIONS!"

-"Normally I'm holding Pete's legs together, and keeping him back, but now he's been set free." -Grian about Pete's team being in first place

-Hbomb dunking Pink because "screw Pink!"

-Grian voting for RSR and Scar telling him that's good "Top Gun energy"

-Scar admiring Quig's birthday hat and Hbomb saying "the NoxCrew is too nice to him, we need to take him down a peg. We need to beat him up."

-False and Hbomb talking about becoming dolphins 🐬

-False calling Scar out for just standing there when the RSR round started, and Scar replying he was "working out my issues!"

-Grian and Scar getting into top 10 in RSR and Scar saying "this is what we do in Hermitcraft."

-Hbomb saying he punched Tubbo in the face and he deserved it

-Grian saying he has a "mind like a goldfish".

-Hbomb taking the floor out from False and causing her to die, and then falling afterwards and False yelling "Karma!"

-Scar calling Big Beans an S Tier

-Scar saying he hopes Pete wins, and everyone immediately going no! he's had enough wins already!

-Grian asking Scar how many wins he's had, and Scar saying "multiple in my dreams".

"My mom tells me I'm a winner every day!" -Scar

"It must be true!" -False

-Scar calling out to the Mega Chicken that the HITW section is KFC

"They'll cut you up and turn you into chicken nuggets! Save yourself!"

-Hbomb lamenting that he hasn't been opening Pokemon cards, and Grian immediately asking what set? what set?

"I've had to stop opening cards. I don't know what to do with all my spare ones." -Grian

"Keep them for your happiness." -Hbomb

-"Nooo, goodbye gentlemen!" -Scar while falling in HITW

-"Oh, 32nd, that makes me upset to my chest hair." -Grian

-Scar thanking Shubble for dying because now he won't be last

-Hbomb seeing the exclamation mark wall and saying "it's yelling at me!"

-If I had a nickel for each time Hbomb got a coin balance involving 69, and Grian replied "nice", I'd have two nickels, which is just a little bit cursed

-"It upsets me that Timmy is doing well. He lost our team SOT last time and I am haven't forgiven him." -Grian

-"I'm completely fine. I haven't been failing at all." -False

-False predicting Scar's Curse will ensure that one player will always be in 40th, and this time it's her turn

"I know how to fix this. I'm putting my Genshin outfit on." -False, who does not play Genshin, and only has this outfit because her team lost a tournament

-Hbomb asking if False is drinking water or wine today, and False replying she's drinking squash (juice)

"Yes, I'm a little kid." -False

-Scar seeing the error of his ways and finally pronouncing gong correctly

-Scar getting on the Ace Race leaderboard on the practice server, which then sparked his leaderboard obsession

-"I could never hate you." -Grian to Hbomb

"I could change that." -Hbomb

-Grian seeing the Space Race map name being written backwards and delightedly saying "I like! That's my kind of humor."

-"I had some really good moments mixed in with catastrophic mistakes." -Grian

-Everyone celebrating NOT LAST SCAR in Ace Race

-False realizing that "wait, didn't Scar get a really good time on the practice server?" and everyone immediately saying don't shame him, don't rub it in...

-"Grian, I need a gong." -Scar

"I put it away already!" -Grian

"I need. a gong." -Scar

-The mega chicken swap being gloriously chaotic

-"Hold down W! Just go! Always forward! Kick ass! Take names!" -Hbomb's advice for BB and life

-Hbomb asking Scar to activate Hawkeye mode and Scar replying "YES".

"He's been waiting for you to say that his entire life." -Grian

-Scar calling Hbomb "HBeam" and Griab immediately decreeing that nickname is going to stay (man loves his nicknames)

-Grian killing a couple players in BB and screaming "FINALLY I HAVE SOMETHING FOR MY SECOND CHANNEL!"

-Aqua and Purple fighting it out and False just sneaking in, filling the wool, and getting the win

-The team using Grian's run straight in approach for good and succeeding in the strat to send him in and then have Scar sneakily wool rush

-Grian and Scar celebrating the wins while False desires more kills

-"I think we might have made the other teams angry, which is a good thing. Psychological warfare." -Scar

-Everyone recognizing that Jojo is crACkEd

-"My whole goal here is to make you proud, H." -Scar about SOT

-"Can I ask something real quick? Why's the chat calling me Sand Daddy?" -Sand Daddy Scar

-Scar giving regular reports that "This is your local Sand Daddy reporting, we have 60 seconds left!"

-"There's a pillager in the water!" -False

"Oh, that's my buddy, we're just chilling." -Scar

-"Scar are you ready to take this sand delivery?" -Grian

"Oh, I'm ready, take it to Daddy...sorry I made that weird." -Scar

-Grian getting the redstone puzzle first try!

-"I'm always upset. That's my secret." -Hbomb

-Hbomb trying to stay inside the red tunnel and Grian going down the blue tunnel then Scar saying they only have 50 seconds left and Grian just found the blue vault and H and Grian racing back with sand while the timer went down to 10 seconds and the 10 second count down booming throughout the labyrinth but Grian got lost. H gets the sand in just in time but it's still counting down. Grian finally escapes the tunnel and gets the sand in with less than 10 seconds left and I'm left dead on the floor

-"I got 31st! Sorry, I have a thing about the number 31 this MCC, apparently." -False

-"What the audience needs to know is that we're all friends, we're all good, but in Sands of Time it all goes out of the window." -Grian

-"My chat was getting very upset at me because I took off my chestplate in order to show off my abs." -Scar, preceding the rest of the team absolutely losing their minds at him

-The mega chicken swap wrecking chaos in the last round, the players splitting into either BM or TGGTOS, Wilbur being indecisive in choosing and Scar trying to tempt him into BM with his abs

-"You'll always be our Build Mart manager." -Scar to Grian o7

-Tubbo throwing Scar off the map and everyone calling him evil

"Can we box him in and crush him on this map?" -Scar

-Everyone rooting for Tina in the honey map

-"For a brief shining moment I was first. Then a door closed in front of me, and I was like aww." -Scar

-"I need Fruity B." -Grian

-Scar admiring the little crown on the plane in the TGTTOS map

-Everyone understanding that yes, every single player will be cheering on Captain Sparklez. Pink needs to win.

-"I almost called them Pink Flamingos. I thought they had a really long neck for a second." -False

-False and Grian tsking at H for rooting for Red

"You don't need to be different!" -Grian

-"Right in the shnoot!" -Grian after Dream was shot

-Grian and Scar yelling at Pink to say "Hot guy!" when they shoot

-"Oh, it is Captain on Captain violence!" -Hbomb

-Hbomb starts opening up Pokemon cards and Grian starts eating his yogurt

"What should I do?" -False

"What do you have on your desk?" -Hbomb

-Grian sending Hbomb a Very Cool Card over Discord because H is the only one who'd understand

-H commentating on the normalization of streamers eating in stream

-Grian and Hbomb editing the script to include Captain Sparklez getting the final shot in the final round and getting the ultimate win

-Martyn is now the MCC player who's gone the longest without getting a single win

-"Everyone will remember where they were the day that Captain got his first win!" -Hbomb

-"Aww, bless his little cotton socks!" -Grian about Captain Sparklez

-Sparklez getting a lil Jerry next to him on the podium and Scar saying now he has to win, so he can get a little Jellie neighboring with Jerry

-"You know when you were watching Dream's POV and you were telling me not to do any of that? I was nodding, and I was like yeah I'm gonna do that." -Grian to Hbomb

"I'm gonna be honest, when you went into the blue vault, I thought you were dead." -Hbomb

[helsex-moved]

Welcome to the EVILLL Hermitcraft Recap!

Day 26 - Hermitcraft Recap (prompt via @evil-xisapril)

[I.D. A digital drawing of Evil Xisuma along with Pixlriffs, ZloyXP, and Lyarrah. Ex is holding a microphone and grinning at a tied up Pixlriffs who looks annoyed. Behind the glass in a separate room Lyarrah and Zloy look confused and concerned. There's a sign above the entrance to the room that reads 'ON AIR'.]

[sickcroww30]

Team Recap!!

[owarinaki]

Fullmetal alchemist 2003 EP37 - "The Flame Alchemist"

[gidaryeong]

Sejak episode 14

He really went "guys, I think we should stop the king from interrogating people. I mean, think about the poor spy when he's caught 🥺" and they all just accepted this as a normal, not at all suspicious thing to say

The poison was on the yongpo!!! How very Count of Monte Cristo!

HE GETS CREEPIER FOR EVERY EPISODE AND I LOVE IT. Please let Lee Gyu-hoe play the villain in every sageuk from now on, he's so incredibly persuasive at this brand of delulu evil!! I love the long ass Rasputin beard fluttering after him whenever he storms off feeling that he has been Humiliated and must Seek Revenge

I'm so happy that this new and improved Mong-woo can read between the lines 🥰

But if she is gonna be as ride or die for Yi In as she claims, I think a good first step would be to tell him about this plot that she personally set in motion and is still ongoing behind his back, idk.

The devil works hard but the torture gnomes work harder!

Lol honestly very relatable that he forgot Master Chu's face. Finally some representation for the prosopagnosia community!

When I tell you I had goosebumps throughout this entire exchange. They are both such marvelous actors. Also wanna give a shoutout to the sound designer! The musical score has probably been great all along, but this was the first episode I watched with headphones on and my god

It's so funny to me that he seems to be genuinely impressed and delighted by how evil Minister Park is. He's like "I can only hope to be as evil as you one day daegam 😍 I served the others for personal gain, but you... I'm serving for love"

Very ooc for Myung-ha to even consider this cursed alliance. Like didn't you learn anything from trying to plot with other people?? Just do your own thing man! Get creative!!

Another terrific actor. I love her polished, arrogant diction that is so entirely at odds with the haunted look in her eyes.

My darling Dong!! If no one will protect you I will!!!

Sorry writernim for thinking there would be catty jealousy drama... I should never have doubted you. (Very amusing though when she stomps her little foot on Mong-woo's proffered handkerchief and Mong-woo looks shocked that her gentleman rizz has failed, lmaooo)

LIPSTICK POISON!!! Even better than the robe! But as always with this trope I wonder: how on earth can it kill the person being kissed and not the person wearing it? I assume this is a different poison from the one she used on the former king, since that was clearly more slow-working than this could be supposed to be... and simultaneously strong enough to seep through several layers of fabric which would reasonably then also cross through the protective barrier of Dong sanggung's plump and lovely lips. Much to think about.

There's manspreading and then there's this

I'll be honest I did experience a few bisexual emotions while watching this scene. I assume he's got her all figured out here and will shove her away with his virtue intact in the first seconds of ep 15, but the sexual tension between him and the Toxic Lipstick is pretty intense lol. I feel like he considered going for it, just for like 2 seconds. Not a bad way to go after all.

Also, remember what I said about the sound design because it really goes extremely hard in this scene!! Those ominous strings! A most excellent episode!

[mieletthe]

On the final day of his first semester, Caleb arrives home with an armful of cards and gifts from his students. He spreads his collection out on the table, and Essek sits with him as he reads them aloud through misty eyes.

“What about this one?” Essek plucks a scroll from the pile and unfurls it.

“Ah,” Caleb says, “I saw that one already. It is tradition for students to rank their professors at the end of a course, so that future students may have an idea of what to expect. It’s not for our eyes, but someone left a copy behind.”

Essek reads through the scroll, his smile widening at all the hearts and stars and effusive exclamation points. He knew that Caleb was a natural educator, but it warms his heart to see that he is so beloved by his students, that they clearly feel his dedication and care. The weeks of agonizing over the syllabus and late nights grading papers have unequivocally paid off.

When he reaches the end of the scroll, he frowns. Skims back to the top, and draws a finger down the list again.

“They did not give you a pepper.”

“What?”

“They did not give you a pepper!” Essek repeats, his voice a shade more indignant.

“I do not know what that means, Schatz.”

“Look here!” Essek points to the key at the top. “They’re supposed to give a pepper for hot professors.”

Caleb stifles a laugh. “They’re thirteen. I should hope none of them would take interest in a grubby old man.”

With a huff, Essek grabs a quill and carefully marks his addition at the bottom.

“There.” He pushes the scroll over to Caleb and plants a kiss on his cheek. “Now it is more accurate.”

[fence-time]

Grian pride flag