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[techycatartist]

Silly (non-canon) story time…

Batman, Skull Mountain, Superman, Toro and Joker go on a “guys trip”. Not wanting to rely on taxis or a ride-hailing app, the group decides to rent a car.

At the car rental place, Toro has to deal with an issue relating to the group’s chosen accommodation— he leaves the rest of the group to choose their car, confident that they’ll pick something within the budget.

Ultimately, the group is able to secure a car for a relatively cheap price; it’s a fairly new car, so it has the usual modern safety features and phone connectivity. Toro is happy to recieve a text from Batman that states these things— but Batman crucially doesn’t say what kind of car it is. This is deliberate on his part, and the group knows that Toro is gonna chew them out for it (of course, Joker finds this hilarious and struggles not to burst out laughing when he hears Toro approaching). “Sounds like you guys found a good car, I’m so glad we’ll be able to drive around without having nothing left to spend-“

Toro gets a good look at the car.

“You MOTHERFUCKERS!”

It’s a red Kia Soul.

Needless to say, Toro despises every second he has to spend in the car that inspired the park to wrap a gaudy advertisement over his coaster’s “B” train for over a decade.

[techycatartist]

Toro and Batman hear the sound of JDC screaming his head off in the distance. Toro rolls his eyes at the sound, but Batman has no idea what’s going on.

“What’s he yelling about?”

“If I had to guess, either RMC announced that they’re building a 500 ft. “T-Rex” coaster, or the Devils beat the Rangers after their first two losses. Better question is….who’s more annoying— RMC Fanboy JD or Devils’ Fanboy JD?”

“Is both an option?”