#teehee actually it will be arthur who falls for another

[schrodingerseurydice]

the reason merlin and arthur don't kiss in the series finale is because that would be true love's kiss and arthur would be healed and they wouldn't get their tragic ending or arthur's reincarnation as once and future king. in this essay i will -

[beekissies]

CAPTAIN. HELLO. GAY BEE. may i ask forrrr 💍🪺🦢 w #Him (we know who he is) but ALSO. flare. teehees evilly. yes

HI CAPTAIN!!!! HELLO!!!!!! thank u for the ask i lovethese questions . and thank u for asking for flare im thinking so hard about them im gonna DIE

🦢 - what's a petty argument you'd have with your f/o?

loren has scolded dog demeanour whenever arthur seems vaguely displeased so a lot of their petty arguments probably involve arthur opening his mouth looking kind of disappointed at something and loren crying on their knees like IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY ILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. but i think they would argue about loren tracking dirt and blood from outside on the floor and then they cry (they dont think its a big deal)

i think flare and callie would argue a fair bit about what music is playing on the radio LMAOOOO flare voice babe what even is that callie voice music :( flare voice what. it sounds like glitter sparkles. and then lizzie hisses at her for standing to close to flare

🪺 - describe your f/os perception of you before you got together, compared to what it is now!

arthur was pretty skeptical of loren (he thought they were a weirdo and also a liar) before they got together and loren like did not care for him at ALL. i think its a surprise to both of them that they ended up getting together to b honest. now they're. u know.......... dog

i havent thought too much about callie lately but i bet she wouldve known flare before they knew her because theyre kinda famous? like theyre part of a rock band and everything and their bandmates were executed on national television . so theyre. very notorious to say the least. so she wouldve thought that they were cool and also a bit sad. i'll workshop flare's initial thoughts on callie later but i feel like it would be the usual like oh wow. so theres other people like me out there (other protoframes) and also like idk ... maybe its nice that shes another music related one. maybe they have something in common like that too ^_^

💍 - how do you and your f/o feel about marriage?

i feel like the idea of marriage doesnt even like occur to loren as something that they can do since a lot of the relationships in warframe are doomed or not allowed or fall apart or like all three? and theyre like oh no no no marriage means im going to have to [insert wildly unlikely thing here]. i dont like that. no thank u. (but if u want to ill do anything u ask me to). arthur is (not so) secretly a huge sap so i feel like he really likes the idea of settling down w them eventually. i think he's been thinking about it a lot actually ... what it would be like ^_^ so tl;dr: they're Gonna get married eventually and both of them Will cry but arthur has to tell them that no when we get married a turbo death ray will not immediately vaporise just one of us and leave the other to wander the earth alone forever ok

callie thinks shes a bit young to get married but i can see it like something she wants to save for someone really really special to her! i think with flare she'll start seriously pondering it after theyve been together a longggg while. im not sure if flare seems like the type to get married or not, but they seem a bit like the sentimental type a little bit. in their own way. i think even without all the pomp and circumstance they would wanna stay w callie for a long time ^_^ even if it's not as formal as a wedding, it might feel right for them to do Something for her about it