#tehyre so scary

[thetisming]

the best horror letsplays are the ones that say FULL GAME and then you look at how long it is and it's like half an hour long and the worst graphics youve ever seen thats how you know it's gonna be fucking terrifying

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

You wanna talk about parallels??? What about whatever the fuck Scary and Normal have going on???

[cdfreak]

dont get a himbo boyfriend if youre not ready for the fact that she doesnt understand how banks work

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode 49 Notes-

Heheheh I had a snow day so I got to listen early!!!!!!!!!!!

THE INTRO SONG OMG

We are winning with the dndads music lately hehehe

“Like there’s a Druid in my mind saying it’s gonna be oak” SOBBING

Oak this is a bop actually

Holy shit there were so many things bad that happened to normal lately 😭 

They’re in the past!!!!!! Oh my goddddddd

Taylor’s Teen Fact: Taylor was the runner up of the Teen High Teen of the Year award (which Margarita Pizza won). Taylor is a very good cup stacker (third place in a competition)

We forget that Taylor is canonically the most popular kid 

Freddie’s facts are always the craziest of all time. I love it

Linc’s Teen Fact: Linc had to do things other than soccer playing so Marco and Grant got him into artsy stuff. Of course he only would pain/sculpt soccer type things. So he decided to start selling them on Next Door (with an account called Foot King). Marco and Grant took him off of the app. He’s a good painter basically

Normal’s Teen Fact: Normal always keeps his hot glue gun on him

Scary’s Teen Fact: Scary doesn’t have a New Years Resolution because she decided it was too resolute (too firm, too definite). She wants to be able to choose whether or not to do something 

Daddy Fact: Anthony’s goal is to write a porn thing and he was reached out to by a porn website to write for them. He was gifted a care package (picture as you will)

He’s already written the script 😭 

OH SHIT TAYLOR AND SCARY AREN’T WITH THEM

Ooohh AU where they ARE the four horseman of the apocalypse 

THE DOLPHIN CULT YAYYYYYYYYYYAGAJAHHSJDND

Sitcom staring the Porpy and Flippy: Cop sidekicks

NO DOOD HAS DOODLERIZED EVERYONEEEEEE

Well Willy did but whatever

Screw Willy

Grill Master the Dolphin!!!!!!! Ayyyyyy

Dang Willy is God

They’re in a five person (well four person now) marriage don’t judge the dolphins!!!!

Awww they’re only like. Fifteen. 

Heh Glenn Close/Jodie Foster (a good guy) in charge of Hell, Willy Stampler (a bad guy) in charge of Heaven

Yoooo wait the FBI is apart of the Hell now 

Lark still hates Henry omg

Sparrow!!! Omg 

Normal and Scary are so similar omg omg omg

Damn Good Omens much

What is it with Willy getting at the Oaks?

OH IS IT BECAUSE THEY HAVE PART OF DOOD IN THEM!?!?!?

“Brother” AYYY THEYRE BACK

The codependents of all time

HENRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This dumb spell my goodness I love their debate

Why are they so set on killing Henry 😭 

Oh only 49 damage that’s not that bad 

TAYLOR BREAKS LARKS ANCLE OMG

Scary noooooooo

SPIDER BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Scary’s gonna die 😭 😭 😭 😭 

Taylors such an ass omg

Scary got 44 damage 

“I say no once in six years of podcasting” 

TEHYRE ON FUREEEEEBSJAJAHIWIW

SCARY AND HENRY A DUO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED

Lark and Sparrow make me so unwell omg

NO LARK LETS GO OF SPARROW NOOOO

Begging for Lark to have a whole thing about Sparrow with Normal

No one catches Lark 😭 

Taylor is so funny omg

TAYLOR WITH SPARROW OMG

They seriously are having season one vibes I missed this so much omg

Nooo that was such a good transition 

Taylor having his own mini adventure is because they played a Taylor Swift song for their intro

CASSANDRA OH NO

TAYLOR JS GOING TO KILL WILLY IF HE DOES ANYTHING ELSE TO HIS MOM

This whole Taylor thing is giving off BIG Leviathan Fabian vibes with Chungle Down Bim

YOOO THE MARRIAGE THING OMG STRIKES AGAIN

Please say this works 

Roll high

Ohh a 12

LINC JUST PRAYED TO WILLY

Voicemail box 😭 

Of course Taylor is going to find his name 

OMG WAIT FREDDIE’S PLAN WAS LITERALLY OREDICTED BY SOMEONE ON TUMBLR I SWEAR

I DUNNO WHO

BUT MAY APPOLO’S VISION BE UPON YOU OR WHATEVER

Nooooo and it’d be easier for Taylor too because HIS MOM MARRIED WILLY OMG OMG

HIS LAST NAME TECHNICALLY COULD BE STAMPLER MUCH EASIER NOW BECAUSE OF THAT

SCARYA ND HENRY YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYSGHAHWHSHSHSHSVSAHWJHAHSB

Henry stopppppppp you’re messing with Scary :cccccccc

Nooo scary still has the hat omg oh dear

Oh dear Willy’s God now he could probably control someone’s mind through their sleepppp

Oh god I hate Barry so much. He sucked so much I hate him

AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHSHHAHSHHSHSH SCARY BEING A SOCCER OEROSN OMG OSBAKAJSH

Taylor squints so hard that someone dies 😭 

AYYY THATS CANON

I wonder if he’s gonna get the original daddies as well as the Kiddads 

Scary’s pulling what Riz did with Biz ayyyy

Aww that would’ve been sick if he believed her

NO NO DONT TELL HER SHE WAS LIKE YOU FUCK YOU WILLY

FUCKING GET HIM SCARY GET HIS ASS GET EM

Scary just wants attention :ccccc

“Good luck” ANTHONY THAT HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SO OMINOUS OMG

Noooo remembering the thing with the cheese :ccc

I miss early season two

NO THATS WHERE EVERYRHING WITH HERMIE HAPPENED AYLGHHHHHHSVSHHSHS

“YOU BITCH” omg normal 😭 

“Give me an L” “You’ve had enough Ls” “I’ll give you one of mine”

No the way it fits the intro

AHHH NORMAL USING HIS CHEER TO CHEER UP LINC

This episode is making me giddy omg /pos

Linc is getting so sad this is worryinggggg. He’s acting like Grantttttt

This whole eye thing is seriously the math questions on my tests 

A happy normal is something I’ve missed so so much

I think literally all of these kids (except maybe Taylor) have a guilt complex (Scary/Willy, Normal/Code Purple, Linc/im not quite sure)

DARRYL AUYYYYYAYAYAYYAYAHAHABBSHSJSJS

JODIE AND GLENN YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYABSJAHWH

Omg Jodie and Glenn together 😭 

WIAT WAIT OKG WAIT

THE THING THAT MAKES THEM BELIEVE JN SHIT

THE WHOLE THING WITH THE CLOSE FAMILY DID THAT FOR TAYLOR

AND HE GOT THE PERSUASION THING

DOES THAT MEAN THATLL HAPPEN FOR THE OTHER TEENS WHEN THEYRE THING IS COMPLETED

ITS LIKE WHEN IN FH THEY GIT TO REROLL A STAT AFTER SOOHMORE YEAR

Scary looks like Larry!!

Omg Freddie is genuinely so smart omg

HAMILTON AYYYYYYYY

Yam ya

I’m gonna use that

He had a flying spell wowwww

REVERSE GRAVITY AUAGAHHAJAHAHHAHAHJW

OhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHH

Will and me both man

Larry is so cool omg

Dood nooooooo 

RONNNNAHGAHAHAHAHHSHS

FUCK YOU WILLY

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUHAGSJSHHAHAAHAHS

Mfer admits that Ron posed a threatttttt

Honey badger waits for no one 

I’m gonna start using that too

GO BETH OMG 

Willy likes the science kid oh my god I’m gonna sob

Larry gives off church camp vibes

Willy’s doing the spaghetti thing 😭 

OMG OMG

WILLY TAYLOR IS GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOI HURY CASSANDRA PIOE THAT HOLY SHIT

“You’d be a lot prettier if you smiled Cassandra” GET HIS ASS TAYLOR GET. HIS. ASS.

You know I hated Willy before 

But this is a whole new fucking level 

Awww that’s so sweet at the end <33

AHHAHAHAHHAHA THIS EPISODE MAN

I don’t know how I’m gonna be able to wait for the next episode ahhh

IVE LISTENED TO THE ALBUM BUT OMG IM SO EXCITED TO HEAR THE ONE THEYRE RELEASING TO ADVERTISE IT

I’m betting it’s either the Potatoe one or Dead and Gone

Hmmmmm

January 30th!!

Oh screw off siri

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAIT IS DEAD AND GONE

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYYAYAYYA

THIS EPISODE IS MT ABSOKUTE FAVORUTE THIS SEASON

[tauforged]

Honestly the worst part of the mythic is the skin just has... The vibes are skeevy. He looks like a f@scist. Why did they make our friendly science grandpa a dictator? It feels like a betrayal of his character

i mean everyone has the right to like or dislike the skin for whatever reason strikes their fancy i really dgaf like you dont have to like it just because im excited about it, im just an internet stranger!! however i will say i think you might be reading a little bit too deep into funny little outfits. do you think queenie's mythic makes her an honest to god incarnation of zeus? no but the lightning looks good on her i think. idk i said before the whole starwatch thing strikes me as like. i imagine it as tehyre literally just like putting on a play or someshit for funsies. this is sig's big day he gets to play the lead AND be a little evil and scary with it and his costume looks so good like are you not going to cheer and clap for him???

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

I think having a dog woud fix me kindof but the responsubility im just scared that i wontbe up for it. . .But like i trust myself to not neglect a dog but i'm still scared of like scary alternate universe evil villain kris from my dreams who has already done taht many times in my dreams I just have these nightmares in which i pass out for a while or totally forget about pets and then i have to search for them and tehyre in like the deepest corner of the closet but theyre still alive theyre never dead they never die buti always forget about them and neglect them for what seems like weeks to dream me i just get so scared iof finding their rotting corpse somewhere but theyre always still alive it's so unnerving

[gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath]

IM CRYINGGGG

I GOT ADDED TO A GC ON SNAP AND I DONT KNOW ANYONE AND BARELY KNOW THE PERSON WHO ADDED ME AND ITS SO AWKWARD BECAUSE THEYRE ASKING WHO I AM SO I GIVE MY NAME AND THEN THEYRE LIKE WHOCH ONE (because it’s a very common name) AND IM LIKE [redacted] AND TEHYRE LIKE THERES NO WAY THATS YOU LAST NAME AND IM LIKE IT IS AND ONE PERSON WAS LIKE THATS CUTE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT 😭😭 AND THEN THE GIRL WHO INVITED ME WHOS REALLY NICE AND PRETTY AND COOL INVITED ME TO SIT WITH THEM AT LUNCH EXCEPT MY DUMBASS WAS LIKE “oh it’s okay ty but I’d feel like I’m intruding” AND SHE KEPT INSISTING THAT IT WASNT AND THAT IT WAS FINE BUT I WAS LIKE MAAM IM SORRY BUT ANXIOUS ASS COULD BEVER ITS LITERALLY SO SCARY ID FEEL LIKE IM FORCING MYSELF INTO YOUR FRIEND GROUP AND YOUR FRIENDS PROBABLY WONT WANT ME JOINING ANYWAYS SO TY YOURE VERY NICE BUT ILL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT IM CRYINGGG WHY CANT I HAVE BEEN NORMAL AND SAID YES AND THEN NOT WORRY ABOUT IT

[sukirichi]

suki idk but im overthinking that ny two friends may not wanna be friends anymore 🧍‍♂️ LIKE ITS SO STUPID HUT IM KINDA WORRIED BC WE CHAT EVERY DAY BUT WE HAVENT BEEN IN THR PAST FEW DAYS??? like honestly im probably overthinking and they have lives too but when they do trxt me tehyre so dry IM SORRY FOR SAYIBG THIS BUT IM JUST SO COMFUSED ☹️ ANYWAYS I HOPE YOURE HAVING AN AMAIZNG DAY!! <3

anon don’t apologize for this, its totally fine !! if you’re feeling this way i think you can talk to them about it. communication is extremely important in all types of relationships and it clears out any misunderstandings. i know it could be scary to talk about it but when the doubts get to you, it could unintentionally put a barrier and most times people don’t realize they’re drifting away a bit even if they don’t mean to, so i suggest you ask them about it :) its true they could just be busy and reply dryly bcos they might be tired but they’re your friends, you can talk to them and you won’t have to worry anymore <33

I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY TOO 💕

[yeosangz]

rating genshin bosses and elite enemies! >:)

stole idea from fae<3 thank u bestie

**does NOT apply to the hypostatic event cuz that shit was hard ok...my score are so embarrassing

anemo: 3/10

idk what to say like f ur tornados but other than taht it’s e zzzzzz

electro: 2/10

EEE ZZZZZ

eat this for breakfast😋🍽

very predictable

only thing that makes it hard is the ripple effect thingy yk? idk what u call them 😭 (ik ur supposed to just go in circles to avoid but i keep messing up and taking dmg lol)

geo: 4/10

unpopular opinion but this one is SO EASY esp when u have noelle

noelle<3

it just takes some time if u have no claymore/geo honestly it’s pretty easy

cryo: 5/10

EASYYYYY

re spawns just to die again

i be fighting these for fun and ion even Need cryo lmao (until chongyun comes..ofc<3)

i main pyro and electro so E Z ‼️🤤

pyro: 6-7/10

really depends if xingqiu wanna go apeshit or not cuz he carries lolz

it’s aight?? it’s just...there ig LOL

oceanid: 10/10

fuck you fuck you fuck YOU F

stupid cranes and birds

DIE DIE DIE DIE PLZ I HATE U

icb i have to do these for xingqiu 😐🖕 he has so many demands like..ily and all but Not that much🤣

have never solo and would never solo🚶🏻‍♀️

childe: 5/10

I HAVE NEVWR SOLO HIM SINCE THE QUEST. BUT ITS HELLA FUN!!!

i’m horrible ok ik i should farm...

but this is the peak of my week inlove co op and playing him

it’s literally just me buff and healing my team while they go apeshit lmao

very fun would do it daily if i could

if i were to solo tho..10/10 😔😔💔

andrius: 100/10

have never solo and also would never solo

the wolf is not scary it’s the mf soundtrack

when he runs in circle i shit myself ngl

always get my friends to co op with me🙏😁

dvalin: 73818828/10

I HAVE ALSO NEVER DONE THIS BOSS EVER SINCE GHE QUEST‼️

fuck that i’m not doing him until it’s required for ascension idcidc

stupid ass dragon

it’s so hard to control and the view is so weird i hate it so much

I KNOW it’s bad for me not to farm these bosses but . like...i’m a pussy ok😭😭 plus i’m so unlucky with pulls i don’t even have a 5* char like 🙄 mihoyo 🖕🖕😐

abyss mages (domains only): 7/10

hydro: god thise bubbles are annoying! i hate getting stuck in them and they just be laughing like 😐😐what’s so Funny⁉️

cryo: should be easy until they relase those ice shards and the mist around them...one shot if i even go in the mist😭

pyro: i HAVE to rely on others to break the shield cuz i pyro main..but they’re ok?? kinda time consuming cuz again..pyro😭😭

mitachurls: 3/10 and basically any mobs of -churls(??)

they are ok!! not the best with mobs so it’s time consuming but i like fighting them

no this does Not apply to spiral abyss.

ruin machines: 7/10

FUCK THEM ALL

one request required me to fight ALL 3 at the SAME TIME while this thing was shooting at me from ABOVE and PROTECTING a monolith

never forget mihoyo for this🖕🖕🖕🖕

ok but they’re OK if i don’t have to fight all THREE ATVTHE SAME TIME??:$/$/??? it’s guard (easy) < hunter and grader (hard)

fatuis: 5/10

cicin mages: easyyyy Next

agents: “you can’t run from debt” uh yea i can‼️ i got xingqiu and he’s loaded😋🤲

eye of storm:

that one quest where u had to fight one with a thousand slimes too..yea never again❤️

but alone they’re e zzzzz

geovishap: 6/10

ANNOYING MFS I HATE THEM

tehyre jsut..getting on my nerves 🙄‼️

snowboar king:

never fought....oopsie

[foxstens]

i really didnt expect titans to be this terrifying tho

[poinsciuri]

I will PUNCH something if it would make you feel better, I'm so sorry that happened to you :(

its okay but like,, why do so many peopl have it as their icons, tehyre scary :-(

[badatusernames]

wonder woman (2017), pokemon the first movie, and the ring :)

wonder woman:

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece

MAAAAAAN this movie was amazing…i absolutely love how they portrayed diana’s moral code and how staunchly she stands by it no matter what?? and shes so CUTE and STRONG AND DETERMINED TO PROTECT THESE HUMANS i have such love for her as a character like i really truly adore her when i was sort of ???? on wonder woman beforehand. i’d say the ending takes away from it a little bit, i think they had so much potential to say something profound about humanity and war if ares was just like. hey i’m always gonna be here because i’m part of humanity and having her cope with that instead of…HEY…WE BEAT HIM…LETS ALL HUG…NO MORE WAR…etc but overall just SO GOOD 

pokemon:

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece

lowkey a favorite of mine…i watched this OBSESSIVELY as a kid as i did a lot of the pokemon movies. weirdly enough ash always kind of irritated me for some reason so i never really got too sad when he “died” (like bro. what’d you think was gonna happen) but the sCENE??? WHERE TEHYRE ALL FIGHTING THEIR CLONES??? AND THE TWO MEOWTHS AND STUFF LIKE AAAAAAA I LOVE THIS CORNY MESS OF A MOVIE I LOVE IT 

the ring 

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece

its funny because i really like and respect the ring as a piece of horror and love the plot and premise so much but i’m a fucking coward and i can’t rewatch it because i’m too SCARED one time i rewatched like half a minute of the cursed tape footage and then stopped and almost cried bc first of all that shit????? that’s SCARY thats my BRAND of scary but also stuff that would be like “and now YOU WILL DIE TOO FOR HEARING THIS” always struck me SO HARD 

…good movie. would not watch again unless under duress. i’d probably enjoy it again but I’M A BABY

[currybreadart]

call out post for oliver-garden

oliver-garden WHY IS YOUR ENTIRE BLOG GOATS