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#tell me why i was 100% in the zone and my neighbour came and BANGED ON THE WINDOW AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
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I swear to god everything from the weather to my equipment to my neighbours to my own fucking body is conspiring to make sure I don’t get a good run this week
#let me see if i can get the timeline right here
#tried to run on sunday but my treadmill was acting up by making the loudest knocking noises i have ever heard in my LIFE
#after some consultation with google and the manual and my mother (who i assume knows everything) i realised i hadn’t oiled it since i bought
#it in uhhhhhh fucking september. so i oiled it. couldn’t run on it same night because i was worried about oil
#so i was like fine okay. postpone one day. that was monday. my period arrived 4 days late and with a ferocity that had me hiding
#under a blanket and praying for death. fine. postpone one more day
#tried to run yesterday and my leggings kept falling down. so much that i rage quit. i think i ran 5 minutes in total
#i didn’t even think oh let me get changed and try again. i just decided it was all over for me
#postponed until TODAY. the hottest fucking day i have experienced since last summer. fab
#tell me why i was 100% in the zone and my neighbour came and BANGED ON THE WINDOW AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
#we are all very lucky i didn’t fall off. if she’d caused me to dislocate my knee (my recurring body problem 🙃) i would genuinely have killed
#her. she would be an ex-person
#and the kicker is ALL SHE WANTED TO KNOW WAS IF I WOULD FEED THE HEDGEHOG AND WATER HER PLANTS WHILE SHE IS GONE
#this isn’t a personal pet hedgehog or anything like that mind you. this is a wild hedgehog. it can feed itself
#i was like yes of course i will IF you promise me you’ll never surprise a person on a treadmill ever again
#she slunk off home like a kicked dog. like i’m sorry but if you don’t want to be yelled at about the consequences of your actions
#don’t be a dick
#i’d be less mean if she hadn’t witnessed me this time last year hobbling around with a cane
#if she didn’t know the absolute MONTHS OF AGONY i went through just to be able to stand long enough to do normal activities like cooking
#and showering; i’d be a little more lenient. but woman you can see me running on the treadmill i bought TO TEACH MYSELF TO WALK
#WITHOUT A LIMP AGAIN. back in september i was stumbling along on that thing at 2km an hour. do you want me back there??????
#drove me a little insane tbh
#anyway i did finish my run. i wouldn’t say it was a GOOD run. almost having a heart attack kind of took me out of the zone
#and i never got it back again. count your FUCKING days jean
#personal
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