#tellemdicknoseysentya

[captainmiiiidknight]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?? ACTUAL SECURITY CAM FOOTAGE Of the man who stole my clothes from the laundromat.. clearly a fat fuck with a big nose .. Mark the owner kept a level head, and kept me level while he graciously reviewed hours of tapes .. and determined... #hesme I am the #karen.. no one had stolen my clothes.. I had merely.. left them behind! I'm the big nosed fat fuck!! I was chasing myself!!! #keepthefaith #goodpeoplewhereveryougo #dontbeakaren #kindnessisthebestpolicy #lol #thanksmark #tellemdicknoseysentya #unclebobbystwistedtoystore (at Tonys Tubs) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRChI-TA7f1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[captainmiiiidknight]

Ordered a great lunch at a bust Sunday's on Saturday.. but unfortunately was still feeling sick from my second Covid vaxx .. so I had to wrap it up .. and leave a perfectly good drink behind.. sams a shrimp and bacon ofcourse 😋😁 #happfourthofjuly💥🔴🔵⚪ #fourthofjulyweekend #localplaces #hamptonseats #duneroad #cheers #tellemdicknoseysentya (at Sunday's On The Bay Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ_bNOdgjkH/?utm_medium=tumblr

[captainmiiiidknight]

Pearl Hates having her picture taken but she Loves pigging out! Great burger.. 3 meats Shortrib Sirloin and Strip Steak I believe plus Bacon and sauteed Mushrooms 🍄 😋 #nomnomnom #cutekid #localplaces #whatsforlunch #burgerandfries #tellemdicknoseysentya (at Buckley's Inn Between) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQbiudpgOwL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[captainmiiiidknight]

Had a Good Meal last night.. these are untouched no filter.. #WHATSFORLUNCH #localplaces #imhungry #eatme #comfortfood #hamptons #liny #tellemdicknoseysentya (at Buckley's Inn Between) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNfV0W2g82P/?igshid=5t3ih9cbyf5c

[captainmiiiidknight]

Like Meat??? Grain Fed All Natural NO Steroids Hormones or Fillers American Black Angus BEEF is So Good.. will turn a Pescatarian like me to a Carnivore!! #meat #beef #blackangus #naturalfood #steak #tellemdicknoseysentya (at Wild by Nature - Hampton Bays) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFuffEqA0tB/?igshid=cakcc3eo090j

[captainmiiiidknight]

Simple. Fresh. Delicious. Cheap. Live music 🎶 indoor and outdoor bars 🍸👌 #tellemdicknoseysentya 😎 #hamptons #summer #sundayfunday #drinks #seafood #steaks #cheers (at Rocky's Lobster & Burger Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP52Sn9As8n/?utm_medium=tumblr