#text:maisy

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 haisy

Hannah: When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

Hannah: Um... I'm guessing that means you ate one of my special brownies by accident?

[robbshood]

text 💬 robsy

Robbie: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kiarataji]

text 💬 kisy 😊

Kiara: I got this cheetah print bike helmet as part of a gift basket at a silent auction, and I decided it's time to finally try the tandem bike thing! It looks cute, right?

Kiara: And since I don't have a boo to take, I figured I'd take my cute fun athletic friend Maisy... 😇

[marykatehood]

text 💬 maisykate 🤗

Mary Kate: Guess whose 8 a.m. class got cancelled for the rest of the WEEK?

[dumturtle]

text 💬 tursy 🌻

Turtle: If one of my toes is longer than one of Turkey's toes, does that mean we were never really identical cousins at all?

[novafitzherbert]

text 💬 nosy 🌻

Nova: IS IT POSSIBLE TO BREAK YOUR TOE BY DROPPING A FRYING PAN ON YOUR FOOT? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬 sydsy

Sydney: Could you please just do me this one favor?

Sydney: I just keep being in there at the same time as this mouth-breathing wrestler who STARES at me funny, but if you could sneak me into the ice bath in the training room AFTER hours, I could like... freeze in peace!

[margovasilovich]

text 💬 marsy

Margo: "I love you too you ass."

Margo: That's what I want to say to him everytime he steals my favorite treadmill from me, but what if he's NOT flirting and he really just wants to be on treadmill 4 as much as I do?

[sumskellington]

text 💬 sumsy 🕰️

Summer: I just got woken up by an emergency phone call asking me to come babysit right now. At 4:30 am.

Summer: I guess the mom woke up feeling fat and signed up for an emergency 5 am exercise class. Are all your gym friends like this or is this gym lady just especially crazy?

[djcygnet]

text 💬 mai-j

DJ: Your house smells like cherries and regret.

DJ: Why can't it smell like bacon and success?

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 mail 💡

Neil: I signed up for Planet Fitness because I liked the name but I DON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF THESE MACHINES WORK, HELP!!!

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hansy🧦

Hannah: Do you ever wonder if there are fireplants growing in caverns hidden close to the Earth's core?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 emmaisy ❄️

Emmett: I just walked past a snowman that someone had stuck a banana dick onto. How come I've never seen one like that before? I see snowmen with boobs all the time.

[margseliserobbie]

text | maisie & margot

Margot: I just watched the teaser for Pistol and oh my god!! Mais! you rockstar! I cannot wait to watch it! it looks so, so good. I need to know all about this transformation because you're unreal! also hi! how are you and the family?

[thenaomisummers]

IMESSAGES📲NAISIE

Naomi: Hey you!! Please tell me you are so excited for guilty pleasures week because I am!

[dumturtle]

text 💬 tursy ❄️

Turtle: There are dating sites for nearly everything else, why aren't there ones for people who want the chance to kiss Santa Claus this time of year?