Idk if u do these but
The armada Autobots gang reacting to the kids and reader bringing in something that they never see before since they arrived on earth, probably like dino nuggets, cats, figures, a fake real sword?
Anything that maybe would be a stupid but funny reactions to all of them
if u don't do these kind of things u can choose one iz ok!!
Hell yeah I do these. The unicorn trilogy has to be a fav to write for, plus not that many people write for it. I did the main 4 I could remember off the top of my head! Sorry for the wait. Anyways, I hope this is what your looking for and was expecting. Enjoy :)
Pairings: Optimus Prime x Reader, Hot Shot x reader, Jetfire x Reader, Red Alert x Reader,
Warnings: None
Optimus prime - Cat
You were on your way to the Autobots base when you remembered your cat was in your hands. You had just decided that you would take the cat with you. Your hands petting the cat and occasionally you’d baby talk to it.
“Who’s a good kitty? You are! You are!”
When you stepped foot into the baby, bud was the first to come up to you, yelling about a cat to Colby and Lori. A childlike smile on his face as he watches the cats every move in your arms, and soon both Colby and Lori appeared, the same expressions on their faces. Lori had her hands on her cheeks, swooning over the ball of hair.
“Guys! This is my cat. Isn’t he the cutests.”
You smiled, holding the cat out in front of you for them to see, You soon heard the footsteps of the Autobot leader, Optimus prime.
“And who's this?”
You looked up at him, holding the cat out towards him.
“This is my cat! His name is Mr. Whiskers. See he has long, long whiskers.”
You smiled. Optimus looked at the cat, a servo on his chin as he examined the cat. Mr. Whisker’s legs dangled under him, your hands holding him up under his armpits. The cat looked up towards the mech, and let out a meow. You could hear Lori let out a little squeal, you just continued to smile at the mech. He looked lost, optics scanning the cat like he's never seen it before, or seen one before. You lowered the cat.
“Have you ever seen a cat before?”
His optics moved from the cat to you and then back to the cat before landing on you finally.
“No, it's quite small.”
“There are big cats too, like lions or tigers.”
You went on to explain cats to him, he listened intently white you went on about random cat facts. Even showing pictures of certain cats that can be domestic and wild, now the Autobot leader knows about wild and house cats.
Hot Shot - Dino Nuggies
You brought lunch, well at least for you and the kids. Dino nuggies, fruit, smiley face french fries and some juice boxes. It looks like it's for the kids, but you just so happened to bring enough to share with them.
Everyone was out at the race track with Override and Hot Shot, so you weren’t surprised when you walked up and they immediately asked if you brought food. With that you proceeded to tell them what you brought, and then set up the mini picnic. By the time you were done setting everything, Colby called for a break, which meant Hot Shot would come over and chill with you guys. They sat at the picnic table, laughing and making jokes until Bub asked what you made this time.
“I didn't make anything, just heated up the oven and put them in. But, I brought Dino nuggies.”
You smiled, pulling the warm container out of the large lunch bag you had. Setting it down in the middle with all the rest of the food, and handing out paper plates. You started serving, giving them the food and watching as Bud and Colby played ‘Dinos’ with their nuggets.
“What are those?”
You turned your head to see Hot Shot, Helm looking down at the nuggets in Colby’s hand.
“Dino shaped chicken nuggets, the finests food you can have on Earth. Along with the best elementary school french fries.”
“Dinobot chicken nuggets?”
He was confused, lost, a golden retriever who didn’t see you through the ball and looked at you like you were stupid when you said, go get it.
“Dinobot, no Dinosaurs. The big reptiles that walk on earth before Humans!”
Bud interfered, picking one of them up and handing it to Hot Shot.
“It's a T-Rex!”
“It looks like Grimlock.”
You laughed, he didn't know what a dinosaur is, but can for sure tell you that the one Bud gave him looked like another Cybertronian.
“You eat them, they don’t find Cons. One day we can go to the library and get books about Dinosaurs. Then we’ll show you why they're so cool.”
You laughed, trying to find some type of info to give to Hot Shot, you were never a dinosaur kid, so you couldn’t just throw random facts at him, just large extinct reptiles that walked before humans.
“They’re cool, because they were as big as you guys, and they were alive and on this planet!”
You saw that Hot Shot questions must have activated the Dino kid in Bud, because he was now picking up another shaped one and giving out their names and what they ate.
“Interesting.”
Is all Hot Shot said, as he is listening to Bud. Well now he knows what Dino nuggies are, can’t have him leaving earth without learning about its finests foods now would we.
Jetfire - Gundam figures
You really liked this show called Gundam, collecting the figures and displaying them all around your room, so when Jetfire peeked into your room and saw the shelf dedicated to Barbatos and his suits, he had to ask.
“What are those? Well who is that, actually.”
You looked to where his optics were trained on, the large statue in the middle of Barbatos.
“Oh those are people, they’re characters. They're these large suits of armor used to fight in space battles. Sorta like what you do, but they have little humans drying to piloting.”
You ran to pick it up, the figure was large in your hands, You put him on the window seal, and posed him a few times.
“I don’t really wanna get into the story line, but this one.”
You pointed at the figure in your hands.
“He’s my favorite.”
“So they’re not real?”
You shook your head, grabbing one of the mangas from the bookshelf next to the window and flipping through the pages.
“See, just book characters. The suits are kinda like you guys, large and made of metal, just not sentient. At least I don’t think they are. The type of manga Gundam is called ‘Mecha’. Cool right!”
He simply nodded, giving you a bright smile.
“Sounds pretty interesting.”
He barely caught anything you were saying, he was just happy you were happy, happy you were finally showing interest in something you liked and not something that was about Cybertronian, but he couldn’t tell you that what he did pick up on, sounded a lot like what he and his friends are like.
“You wanna tell me more about it, on our way back to base.”
He watched you light up, a bright smile on your face as you nodded to him, before running out of the house and getting ready to leave. You answered all of his questions about Gundam, even gave him a character to like, and a character you thought was like him, it was cute. Now you both had interesting things to talk about.
Red Alert - A real/fake sword
You love to dress up, fantasy conventions and renaissance fairs are your thing. So when you got some cryptic message from the Bots while at one of these fairs, you had no time to chance. Dressed as a woodland elf, you made your way into the base.
“Sorry I’m late Red.”
Was all you could say, his helm turning to look at you while saying not to worry about it, but he cut himself off when he saw you.
“What are you wearing?”
You physically cringed, pulling your fake ears off and putting them in your pocket.
“I was at a fantasy fair when you called.”
You walked to the nearest normal sized table and placed your accessories on it, your sword being your last thing you took off.
“What is that! A weapon?”
You looked over at him, he had stopped whatever he was doing to fully face you and watch you take the accessories off.
“This?”
You asked, picking your sword back up. It had a nice brown and forest green sheath over it. You free hand pulled it out of its casing.
“It's a sword.”
You twirled it around and showed off your sword skills, a smile on your face as you got it your “character’s” fighting position. The sword was made with real metal, but not too much for, you didn’t practice as often as you probably should have. It looked sharp to the naked eye, but when you actually touched it, it was dull. You wouldn’t lie, you could use it as an actual weapon if needed.
“You know, the sword knights you when you like fighting.”
He rolled his optics, turning around from you.
“Yes, I know but still. Why would you have a sword, an actual sword? You don’t fight anybody to need one.”
You laughed, he was right, but still it was mainly a prop. So he had no need to worry about you fighting like him and the other bots.
“It's fake, It’s just used as a prop in the fairs.”
You saw him freeze, his helm turning to look over his shoulder.
“Fake? Why would they make fake ones?”
“For people like me, who use them to look cool.”
He didn’t ask any further questions, you couldn’t believe he didn’t know about fake swords, but maybe that's because he’s been in a war for sometime now, so it's to be expected he wouldn’t understand why people had fake ones.
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Realizing this now but Poppy Playtime would fit in the Transformersverse creepily well once you think about it. Shockwave, Meltdown, Mandroid, Tarantulas... They have experimented and create terror for various purposes that left either disgust, horror, or both on viewers than just the opposition.
Poppy Playtime could fit right in even more so when you notice how the toys operate. All of them are taught to pretend to be normal children playthings. Still like statues until no one notices and the perfect time to strike. Ambush predators that need to eat as there is evidence like tailoring Boxy Boo's appetite to human flesh(to get rid of those who knew too much) in a recording found inside Project Playtime or the EXP.1006/The Prototype not needing to eat unlike the other experiments within a recording inside Poppy Playtime.
I can't forget the most darkest information. These living toys were once human and the Chapter 3 ARG has given more evidence children being potential subjects. In Chapter 2, there are documents that label a kid's name but also a toy in the Game Station.
Children were actively being tested by scientists before the conversion. However the final nail in the coffin is this official video from Mob Entertainment's YouTube page. A confirmed toy who was once a person.
It gets even worse. This shit is morbid enough so how bad can it become? The Bigger Bodies Initiative. A plan to make giant toys for the purpose of labor. Legitimate slave labor in order to cut costs as these human experiments will work to sustain the factory until they are killed. Toys meant to never age so they continue to live unless put out of their misery.
Now I know you're thinking they couldn't stand a chance against Cybertronians. A giant toy might be able to offline Minicons and damage regular bots to some degree unless trained to aim for weakspots. Like ambush predators tend to do. TFA Optimus and TFP Arcee wouldn't have fun with Mommy Long Legs due to personal trauma involving spiders.
No, the danger is directed to their human companions. Most Transformers series has at least one person becoming an important member of the team with the majority being teenagers and CHILDREN. Poppy Playtime's monstrous toys can easily kill humans as Boxy Boo is made to devour adults whole without a peep.
There's no way to discern or even expect a simple children's plaything could be a man eating monster. Optimus kills a toy that found its way into base and Ratchet does an autopsy. Imagine their horror upon discovering human organs being intertwined to make an actual alive creature.
The dread only deepens as realization dawns that these are from children. Someone is bound to feel ill especially when you consider Optimus fondness for humans and the iterations with young charges. Death seems natural to a species intertwined by war for over multiple millenia.
They stomach the grief as until the battle is truly won, they can't mourn fallen comrades for long without being in constant danger. What people like Shockwave does to others truly wrought terror. To know their own kind is subjected to experimentation so extreme, so vile, that you don't believe there's a line this person won't cross.
Real horror can come from those they cherish becoming targets to an unforeseen threat. Morbid realization that toys could kill and devour the humans who snared their sparks. The disgust since these monsters once being their charges' species even possibly their age. And it can be your fault as toys like plushies are common innocent gifts.
TFP Bulkhead getting Miko a little Catnap toy as a present for her birthday. Imagine his horror seeing the girl unconscious, pain etched on her face from vivid nightmares. The toy he gave to Miko ready to take a bite out of her neck until he crushes it. Bulkhead would be forever haunted by the incident.
Now there are two threats hiding in plain sight. The machinery used for everyday life can potentially be a war criminal with the only indicator of potential death being an emblem. Now simple children playthings are possibly a former human that feeds on others.
And this threat doesn't have a warning sign until it's too late.
For those who want to delve further then here are the recordings so far. Chapter 1 & 2, Ch 3, Project Playtime Phase 1+2. Chapter 3 ARG summarized can be found here. Finally the documents from Poppy Playtime right here.
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