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tf2shipswag · 8 months
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ROUND 1, MATCH 1
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crumbsy and loafette belong to @gofishgo and @honeysparklesmash!! jasmine belongs to @laytonsartblog!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
CRUMBSY AND LOAFETTE: - "she [loafette] straight up is a bread loaf. nothing else matters you know. just vote for bread!! she actually is just a toddler in body of bread monster huh" - "ooohh look at him [crumbsy]!!!! the boy ever!!! the goodest boy yeah!!!!! unlike Loafette he's just like a puppy. just a little guy"
JASMINE:
- "She’s like if every noir detective was combined with Garnet from Steven Universe. Also she’s a stone cold bitch that KINDA has a homoerotic thing going with Helen and neither will admit it, and honestly they’ll keep it that way. Despite her cool demeanor, she’s also a total gossip with Ms. Pauling whenever she has the slim chance of seeing her. So y’know. She’s an icon <3 Along with that she’s also a single mother to an activist young adult daughter named Dahlia. She’s proud of her and uses the money she earns helping Dahlia’s career. They aren’t very close due to Jasmine’s job requiring almost zero contact, but Dahlia appreciates it nonetheless. All in all, she’s a badass, a fantastic mother, and just a little bit stone cold, but that doesn’t mean she can’t appreciate a good joke or two."
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