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#that tracks. the high warlock is a crazy old cat lady.
lurafita · 3 months
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When the group needs to sneak into the police station again, they use Magnus as a distraction this time, because Alec sucks.
(Alec: "Hey! I wasn’t that bad."
Izzy: "I'm sorry big brother, but you were. You really, really were."
Magnus: "Don't mind them Alexander. If it were me, you could distract me all day. These mundanes just don't have any taste.")
So Magnus overly dramatically storms inside claiming his cat is missing and needs to be found.
("I'm sorry, Sir, but you can’t file a missing person report for your cat."
Magnus: "This is outrageous!")
At random points while the others are sneaking around, they will hear Magnus exclaiming things like
- "Well, call in the FBI then! And maybe also the CIA, we need all hands on deck!";
- "You don’t understand, Chairman Meow is my *baby*!";
- "I have a list of suspects who might have kidpnapped him!"
"Sir, this is a phone book."
"*Everyone* wants my cat. He is magnificent!"
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