playin around aka karkat doesnt know how to carry people instead of dragging them round like a corpse
TG: man you suck at this
TG: im the most unelevated dude in history right now
CG: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ENTIRE TORSO EXTENDS LIKE A FUCKING MEOWBEAST AT THE SOFTEST HINT OF UPHEAVAL!
TG: a real bro would accept my faults litheness and all
TG: not my fault im agile like a goddamn ballerina
TG: if lil newton got a load of this situation pre-apple exposure he wouldnt have needed that tree is all im sayin
CG: IF YOUR SPHINCTER OF A MOUTH WOULD STAY SHUT FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SECOND MAYBE MY BELEAGUERED FUCKING FRAME WOULDN'T FEEL SO INSANELY INUNDATED WITH THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
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TG: you gotta lift with your legs karkat
CG: HRAGHAJGRHRGJRHRRR.
TG: listen man your poise is all wrong
CG: LET ME FOCUS!!!
TG: the smokey bear of workplace safety would be losing his shit at your posture
CG: NO. NO. I GOT THIS.
TG: i guess if i really really wanted to look at the ceiling this would be cool
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TG: oh shit
CG: HYAAAAAAAG
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TG: pfffffhahahahaha
CG: PFFFF.
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🌟🌟DTIYS TIMEEE🌟🌟
It’s time to do something fun to thank y’all for being here! If any of you follow my sister @vi050iv then you might be familiar with the band au doodles she posted a year ago on insta. Casey, Junior, and April are in a band managed by Sunita, and they sing about triumphs and rising against odds. They’re called The Underdogz 💥I referenced the cover of an idw issue I really like when drawing this~ (pretend I drew a z instead of an s in their banner)
Anywaysss I will doodle some prizes, so there’ll be a deadline (I’ll give plenty of time). Of course you’re free to keep doodling for the band au long after the date passes.
‼️DEADLINE: MARCH 31ST‼️
RULES:
- Please use the hashtag #jacazull1kdtiys and tag me
- MUST HAVE Casey, Junior, April, and Sunita doing something band related (signing autographs, costume fitting, practicing, battle of the bands, posing for an album photoshoot etc)
- You’re free to add other characters or ocs as long as The UnderDogz are there
PRIZES:
1st: Fullbody of any character
2nd: Halfbody of any character
3rd: Bust of any character
All prizes will be lined and colored in flats!
As an additional gift, I’ll be sharing the spotify playlists my sisters and I made for Rise over a year ago. Some songs may be a bit silly or out of place, but we had to compromise a lot LOL. Songs are taken out and added every now and then, but I hope y’all can enjoy them.
Casey: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2cxt5JGKkv5bziUFWF6JAE?si=hU-A4oBoRzqy1Pl6zcsHKQ&pi=u-BT8s5FrWT3CU
April: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6g850asOOGeF4OsPi1Bb8J?si=lEa0b6aASMi7P5OdvApR8Q&pi=u-fq7uj8oLSZGf
Junior: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1j6Rf7mt7Yl5TfMpBRwTOw?si=cBxlZ3KhQxmEQ2aBKxhPqQ&pi=u-ATNIY-fKSwez
Raph: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Kt2htp2OpXDQgEFiRZnih?si=8q-kCtnBTTmCRQSJLNnMWw&pi=u-aToiW0YOQcSv
Leo: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ZAWkn0QDysAXZgX7KqNuM?si=JYrB-Dx2Qoqnas-FEl4rUg&pi=u-240kik8DTgO_
Donnie: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5LaxNqoN451ErZQTAb0GUu?si=cdTNkIvjThe_2X15c1aKvQ&pi=u-uR1PkEe4QrSc
Mikey: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08dBF9Eq6Ouj7yI0NB9zUQ?si=jxkXATyeTB-8bUGrIamR4Q&pi=u-C_fx-iF2TJeB
Okie I think I covered everything. Have lots of fun!!!
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Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator
⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415
Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!
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💪 bestofgreeks
hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it
#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war
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🪢 ilovemywife
I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece.
#Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me
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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??
🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
I get it
#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok??
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👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME
🗡️ agamemnon
yes?
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
SOMEBODY ELSE
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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory
Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?
#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together
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🏹 paris-not-the-city
Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy
No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one
#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences
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✨ queen-clytemnestra
im going to kill my husband. with an axe
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Hi long time no see... i finally finished this artpiece of claire in her bonus stage dresses that i forgot for 2 yrs ! ! ! Xtras below :-)
Pencil sketch that it started with, and a less scanned version of how it looks irl. It's in a quite small sketchbook but i like how much color & action i could cram into a compact space, it feelsl ike im holding a magical artifact.
& not to get any hopes up, i've been in a sort of art comatose as you've probably noticed, but since i got back into wh i've been drawing it alot, so probably might upload more soon :))) wilconc got meee conked up
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could i summon the professor layton fandom somehow?? 🧩 i want to make a sticker stamp series of the characters, either individually or on a washi tape roll
wondering what other characters i should add?? are we yay or nay on adding the villains from the series? would love to hear some thoughts! 👀
(unfortunately we’ll have to keep to triology + specter bc i wasn’t smart enough to buy the 3DS games before the prices went up TT)
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