#the Nokia brick LMFAO

[soulofphoenicia]

He's okay.. He's okay.. God. Thank you.

[askyofexplodingstars]

"Cancelling plans is like heroin" - John Mulaney

(Sebatian x reader, they're married)

[ghost-wysteria]

Texts between me and my girlfriend(+ our friendgroup):

Me: babe

babe

babe

Gf: yeah love?

Me: whats babe backwards

ebab

ew

wtf💀

Gf: LMFAO-

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Me: i wish you would call me babygirl😔

Gf, replying to a message from months ago: (I'll answer your prays bbg😩) i have tho💅

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Me: im not really a 10, im more like a 7 maybe an eight

Gf: nah boy your definitely an 20/10 2×

Me: i like you, you lie alot😩😩

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Me and my gf playing doors:

Me: AAAAA WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCKER

Gf: oh thats just my bestie😋💅

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Me: i love white boys sm

Gf: *'gf's user' has pinned a message to the chat*

Me: GIRL ISTG

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Me: I SWEAR I DONT LIKE BLUE MEN-

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Me: BEGONE DANDRUFF LORD!

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Me: *talking about a Christian lady who was harassing me*

Gf: if i was there i would've smacked that old bitch and said "SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN A RIVER GRANDMA

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Gf: my dads a motherfucker... bc he fucked my mother

Me: oh yeah I'd think he did💀

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Me: 🔫doodoo watee🔫

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K: im not havin sex with you waltuh

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W: i put my balls in the deepfryer

Me: W wtf.

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Me: babe your ruining my confession of love to K

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P: the best way to make friends to to express yourself in a way that will attract people with common interests

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like faking a heart attack in a nursing home

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W: hello bitch

Me: *shrieks*

W: wait no, GREATINGS M'LORD

Me: NOOO HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW

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J: hey griffin!

Me: hey J, and did you just call me griffin? Its daddy to you /j

J: LMFAOJDJEJWS

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Me: *sends gif* thinking bout daddy

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P:

All of us: *screaming*

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Me: WAIT GF DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL FEBRUARY???

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Me: i think i have scoliosis, also i love p#rn(knowing full well im asexual)

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W: I WILL PEE Y0VR PANTSSS

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Me: im in deep- WAIT NO-

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Ex: you can sleep on the chairs

Me: BEAN BAG CHAIRS BITCHES AHA

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Gc dad: AND IF YOU COME IN HERE AGAIN WITH A GODDAMN OPINION, I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS👹

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W: ahee

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Dad: GET ONTOP OF THE FRIDGE OR ISTFG.

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Gf: my tears arent worth your precious life

J: gf what the fuck does that even mean

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Me: i have a cup of tater tots

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Me: NO CAT YOU CANT HAVE MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK YOU DUMBASS.

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Me: @'W's username' i bet you got a nokia brick phone sized d#ck

W: i bet you got an iphone 6s sized d#ck you asshole

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W: my ass on chitter

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Me, towards P: im gonna shove your quotable lines up your ass sonny

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Me: y'all ever clap your thighs together and just hear ✨clap✨

Gf: nope, i hear a crack when i kick my brothers fucking back<3

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W: i want cheese and motherfucking crack

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Gf: CHECK YOUR BIRF CIRTIFICATE

Me: I CANT, IDK WHAT A FUCKING BIRF CIRTIFICATE IS.

(I might make one of these with my other friendgroup<3)

[sodabop]

we mf stan orange lipstick

[soclonely]

The Clones as Pop Culture Things and Events of the Early 2000s

With the end of the year winding down, I thought it would be interesting to check out some of the trends and things popular from groups of decades for the next few days to close out this hell of a year and I actually learned a lot of really cool things I would have never thought of if I hadn’t.

Day 5: 2000s. Wave guys its us!

Rex- Real MVPs had a sick myspace. Echo-Hayao Miyazaki’s “Spirited Away” is released! Fives- Pick up your girl in a pair of Heelys Jesse- MTV shows like cribs, jackass, and viva la bam were peak after school activities Kix- Flip flops for the first time in history go with everything from formal dresses to jeans Tup- Lizzie Mcguire made scrunched up hair look cool! Dogma-the one time in history, The Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC performed at the same time, on stage at the American Music Awards Hardcase- Ahh yes. The lady Gaga meat dress.  Coric- The introduction of the first Ipod, chunky, funky, and ready to break a brick like a nokia Bly-While Juicy Couture tracksuits are very much associated with Paris Hilton, the first celebrity to wear them was actually Madonna 99-14. Halle Berry becomes the first African American actress to win an Oscar for “Best Actress” for her role in “Monster’s Ball.” Cody- Ok for real did any of yall know Eminem one an oscar for his movie 8 mile?? because i sure as heckin did not know Waxer and Boil-BRAD PITT & JENNIFER ANISTON WAS HOLLYWOOD’S POWER COUPLE.... then he dumped her for Angelina Jolie Wolffe- The Jukebox of a movie that is Moulin Rouge. Sinker and Boost- Adult Swim launches on cartoon network, making life a little weirder for all of us Hunter-lmfao oh and those Razr phones.  Wrecker- Fast food nation is released, scaring quite a few people awau from fast food for awhile. But lets be honest. We belong to fries in a deep fryer Tech- Saturday morning cartoons when we could just take a break from school and real life Crosshair- Tumblr was launched in February of 2007. Come on, we all know Crossy is a all of us when faced with normal society

[malyen0retsev]

no actually the good thing from wading back through repressed decade old memories is (for example) i have remembered that the classic TV trope of ‘throw small stones at someone’s window’ DID happen to me as a teen

it’s just that it was me throwing the stones lmfao, aged 14, stood outside a house near a dual carriageway, throwing small stones whilst furiously texting (on an old nokia brick) “WAKE UP I’M OUTSIDE”

[peachysuho]

I had a Nokia brick phone but had to switch to a razor cause I broke it

i was always so jealous of everyone who had a razr i wanted one so bad my dad had one and i resented him for it lmfao :( i would take it when he wasn't using it and play with it to pretend like i had one but then i got another prepaid phone somewhere down the line that was like a generic razr and thought i was so cool 🤣🤣

[bishopmyles313]

I see you upgraded from that Nokia brick 👀👀

Lmfao yup so I can do this 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽