HERE IS A GRAPHIC OF ME LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND USE
AS IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY FUCKIGN HEAD OFF FOR MANY REASONS OF LATE
YOU MAY USE THIS IMAGE OF ME FOR WAHTEVER YOU LIKE!!!
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HAVING WON RHE POPULAR VOTE IN @mandatorycommunistbrunchhour ‘s UNJUST POLLE
MY ADC PRESENTS A RENDITION OF
OUR WEDDING
THAT RUSSIAN FUCKER CAN ONLT HOPE TO BE AS FASHIONABLE AS THE FRENCH!!!!!!!!
@general-junot DONT U AGREE????
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This is for Zaragoza!
- says a spray painted message. It’s sprayed in big bold letters on the marshal’s house
His sheep have pink fleece for some reason
Lannes stares at the side of his headquarters, which is currently a memory of an occupied house in Spain.
Saragosse was a fucking shitshow
but the fuck kind of revenge is this?
The pink sheep baas at him, and he absent mindedly pats it.
What the devil is painting my sheep pink supposed to achieve? they look fine in pink!
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How do you feel about a four-way orgy between Napoleon, yourself, Junot, and a traffic cone?
THE FUCK IS A TRAFFIC CONE?
…
AND YOU SAY YOUR BRINGING A SENSE OF SAFETY TO THE RELATIONSHIP?
WHY EVER THE FUCK DO WE NEED THAT????????
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hi marshal lannes ilu but why do you have the legendary yaoi shoulder in the austerlitz movie?? 😭
WHAT
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY GIANT SHOULDERS
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creatures of the night..?
HA! YOU LEFT SOME BLOOD ON YOUR LITTLE TEETH!
Hmmph. You are hardly the image of cleanliness yourself.
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HOT SPRINGS TIME WITH @your-dandy-king!!!!
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Can you show us your puppy eyes 🥺 (No pressure of course)
YOUR MAJESTY
CAN YOU GRANT MY LEAVE REQUEST I WANT TO GO HANG WITH THE BOYS BACK HOME
ITLL LOOK BETTR IF YOU DO BECOZ IM GONNA DO THAT ANYWAY
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Would you want to be a magical girl? 🤭
MAGNIFICENT MARSHAL SHINING SABER IS HERE TO DELIVER ARMAGNAC JUSTICE!!!!!
SURELY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH MAGICAL SOLDIERS OF JUSTICE AROUND!!!!!
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Is you got prosthetics would you make sure they’re taller than your actual legs ?
If so how much taller ?
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Your spelling needs work.
YUOR FACE NEEDS WORK
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