#napoleonic shitposting

[cadmusfly]

Which regiment were the minions when they served Napoleon? (via reddit.com)

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

[flowwochair]

fighting through my finals till i can work on my wips again, anywauys heres masséna

[usergreenpixel]

So, funny story. I was just playing the Sims 3 and I have a pack called World Adventures installed. It’s a pack where Sims can travel to France, China or Egypt. It also allows tourist sims to show up in the world where you’re playing. So I spot a French tourist and…

I’m still cackling.

[elisabeth515]

An incomplete list of nicknames I’ve given/coined for Napoleonic marshals

Ney: ginger babey, marshal bae, THE babey

He was the original, so all subsequent “babeys” are in one way or another reminded me of him (also one could not be affiliated with English-speaking countries unless he’s a minority in said countries (eg. George Washington Carver))

Lannes: ladder lord

Murat: dummy thicc™️, Jojo, curly god

Moncey: goodest boi

Massena: ravioli lord

Augereau: gangstar

Macdonald: MacMarshal, macbabey (seldom)

Soult: bread man, cookie lord

Bessières: marshal cupcake, cupcake lord

Berthier: administrative cyborg

Kellermann: windmill man

Lefebvre: grandpa

Davout: Savage edge lord

This is as far as I remembered since it’s been YEARS since I was active in the Napoleonic community on tumblr, here’s a cupcake lord for you guys

Also special thanks to my mutual @histoireettralala for reminding me some of the nicknames

[upbeatmeeting]

why is he so mad, wrong answers only

(A portrait of Jean Corbineau that looks incredibly pissed off for no clear reason)

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Lately I've been thinking about Murat/Davout. They were at each other's throats and that's very sexy of them.

enemies-to-still enemies-to-???-to-probably still enemies-to-???? rivals ????-to-being babysat by Napoleon to prevent their mutual deaths-to-Ugh Fine. I Guess We're Fucking-to-????

[marinememes]

Huh wuh?

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

Happy birthday to the Bonester himself 🎉

[flowwochair]

how I was born

[caveintime]

Napoleon the fanboy

[maokpinaok]

JoJo’s Napoleonic Adventures

[atomicrebelomega]

[mexicanwanderingsoul]

[zanzz11oo]

Napoleon-háry jános

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

Once again I spent way to much time on a shitpost, and I'm proud of this drawing:3

(Link to the meme is this)