#the balance/coordination abilities of all toads must be crazy good because I would have broken my neck 20 times

[pianokantzart]

Thought: Mario had to be told repeatedly as a child (and as an adult...) not to parkour on things for no reason. The Mushroom Kingdom is the perfect place for him because that society requires parkour lmao

Resident Parkour Man when he finally enters a society where he's not only allowed, but demanded to parkour.